GOTCHA!

Hello, this is Onishima, and I am the captain of the shibuya-cho police force! I am here to crack down on these PUNKS who are vandalizing my beautiful city!! So if you have any info on the GG's, do tell.

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(you guys should like, totes chat w/ me)

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((I mistook my posts count for my follower count and got so happy))

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((I am super bored sent me shit))

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What did a rudie give to a police officer that he’d spent who knows how long running from? Really, Beat had no clue. He didn’t even know why he was doing this. Maybe because he missed playing tag with the old man.

Regardless he carefully snuck into the house, looking around before placing a box on the officer’s kitchen table. The only clue that it was from him was the record that served as his rudie symbol on the tag.

Inside were tickets to the Station Square casino, which would allow him free drinks at the bar and unlimited access to the buffet. Really, it was the best he could think of.

'I'm only going to say this once old man. You're a damn good cop and worthy foe. I know the chances of you coming to the United Federations is rare, but here's something to do if you're ever in my current neck of the woods.'

The angered police man got out of his car, and stomped towards his house, he was about to unlock his door, but he turned the knob only to realize it was unlocked, he started to worry as if someone broke in, but then again, he probably didn't lock it. He walked into his house and slammed the door behind him, causing himself to flinch at the loud sound, the small man walked over and sat down in his favorite chair, man, did he love this chair, he started to relax, then he started thinking about work, of which then stressed him out once again, he got up and walked into his kitchen to get some brandy, but once he turned on the lights, he saw what could only look like, a present? The man walked over to it, and he saw what was the logo of one of the punks he had been chasing for so long, so many thoughts raced around in his mind, 'how did he get in?' 'did he steal anything?' 'why did he wanna come in my house, of all houses?'. His attention was caught by the note that was on the present, he started to read it aloud.

"'i'm only going to say this once old man' Who the hell does he think he's calling old man?" He continued "'you're a damn good cop and a worthy foe" he smiled upon reading that sentence, he liked to hear such complimentary words coming from such a low life punk like him.

He read the rest to himself, and then opened the box, there were just, tickets? What was he suppose to do with these? He read the text that were on the tickets 'unlimited buffet and drinks at the Station Square Casino' it said.

"Interesting." he chuckled, as he put the tickets back into the box, he then walked over to the fridge, got his drink, and turned back into the living room to go watch some tv, there was still only one question on his mind, why would this punk do anything nice for him?

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((yeehaw my french friend is in FRANCE atm, that'll be just, splendid for him, i'm still gonna be on, but I love that boy like a brother, so yeeeh))

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(( I am filled with Jewish rage ))

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wowie golly fucking gee

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For the NSFW thing: 7, 14, 21

7:Have you ever had any one night stands?: “Once..”

14:Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?: “Receiving, all the way.”

21:Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?: “Yes, I have, it was with two other guys, I was in college.”

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NSFW ASKS

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?

[memes-for-the-rper]

Send a number for me to draw my muse...

1. As their spirit animal

2. In the clothes the mun is currently wearing

3. Covered in cats

4. On a sick day

4. Beaten up

5. Playing sports

6. Sleeping

7. As a zombie

8. Drawing the mun

9. At the workplace

10. At the beach

11. Cosplaying

12. In an ugly sweater.

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US. THE MUNS. totally a ship hahahnO

who wears the ugly christmas sweaters: MEE

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa: you make the hot cocoa and I pick out the best holiday movie ever, Christmas with the Kranks.

who starts the snowball fight: YOU.

who drags the other under the mistletoe: LMAO NO ONE BECAUSE WERE BOTH GAY.

who decorates the house: me. uvu

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree: both of us tbh.

who cooks christmas dinner: me b/c I don’t trust people cooking.

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet: ME

if they have any holiday traditions: we would invite Garner, and have a contest of who can slap his ass the most time without him knowing.

who would start a food fight during baking: YOU.

who would get drunk off of eggnog: also you.

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SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU:  {part of ❄ twenty-five days of elle}

who wears the ugly christmas sweaters

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

who starts the snowball fight

who drags the other under the mistletoe

who decorates the house

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

who cooks christmas dinner

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet

if they have any holiday traditions

who would start a food fight during baking

who would get drunk off of eggnog

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IM DOING IT FATHER. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.

Onishima then breaks down into tears, he falls to the ground, he knew what he did wrong, and he couldn’t stop it now, his life would never be the same, now having a Dorito eating, Mountain Dew drinking, mouth breathing man child as a son, he failed as a father.

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dad im giving up my rebellious life to play Call of Duty and drink mountain dew and eat doritos.

NO PLEASE SO, I LOVE YOUr GRAFFITI, IT’S AMAZING, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO ME” sweat started dripping down Onishima’s face, he knew he shouldn’t of pushed it, but he did, and now he was going to pay the price.

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Always by your side ( : i m not ready

"I thought you forgot about me." 

THIS IS ALL HE HAS TO SAY, TO MAKE HIS PASSIVE AGGRESIVE SON CRY

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Hate me, Love me, Miss me.

I hate that you spray your Graffiti all over my city, I love your attitude and smile, and I would miss you constantly annoying me, you just showing me an ounce of attention is something I cherish.

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My muse is in hospital and is comatose. Send me "Always by your side" for my muses reaction to waking up to find your muse at their bedside.