[louises-belcher]

damn, I sure have expensive taste for someone with only $4

[spacedustings]

star stuff

[alienaided]

It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea of what’s happening in your life.

[kingjaffejoffer]

My mama “slipped and fell” in a fast food restaurant and my sister took pics. We’re roasting the shit out of her right now.

DYING LAUGHING.

roasting is my my family dna

[lac0rneille]

[airframeextender]

thats the problem 

[toskaya-rusalka]

Friendly seasonal reminder

Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.

They will die.

Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.

[lipstickstainedlove-deactivated]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

[blue-240d-deactivated20200202]

I did not know this reblogging

[imperialbear]

“… the most toxic household plants for cats is the common lily. In fact, eating as little as two or three leaves from the flowers can result in liver failure and, if left untreated, can have a fatal outcome for cats.” (Source: PetMD) 

Please take care of your feline friends!

[red-lipstick]

[whoinspiresme]

[jumpinpunkins]

Everyone that exists online is part of a performance or is being performative. I don’t think [a strict version] of authenticity exists - we are mediated by technology and language.

Audrey Wollen  (via slangtasy)

[larvitarr]

[burningnewyorkbridges]

[zptp]

Jojanne

[jackvanzet]

[imstunning]

I’m a Bernie supporter but u all need to chill on calling him grandpa and a cinnamon roll and all that shit he’s still a politician you still need to be critical of him don’t fan girl over him that’s weird and I’m waiting for the “ur fave is problematic” post about him the way y'all glamorize him like he’s in a boy band or young adult novel turned film trilogy okay don’t put your full trust and adoration into him he has power he could be the president of the United States and not being critical of him is very not good okay always always always be critical of people in power no matter how much they align with your views you can’t trust politicians I’m sorry

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

not everything is about you

that’s fucked up and i refuse to believe it

[technicallity]

[aintnomie]

this is all very exciting lol