[aintnowifeeeyyyy]

relationships be like

[guy]

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

[etams]

[aintnowifeeeyyyy]

my fucking heart 😭

[m0deasa-deactivated20220906]

[aintnowifeeeyyyy]

honestly i do this lmao. mad ab something? smoke a blunt. sad? smoke a blunt. happy? smoke a motherfuckin blunt

[briansfancies]

Go up to people who are working out and just stare at them.

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

I just wanna say… From the bottom of my heart… Get the fuck away from me if you have bad intentions

[aintnowifeeeyyyy]

gonna reblog this every time i see it bc i really mean it

[leterriblechild-deactivated2023]

Remember when Born this Way, Born to Die, and Electra Heart came out and Barack Obama was president and everything just felt more manageable

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[mercuryxgal]

jesus.. we found this note in between the floorboards of our new house @sixpenceee

[sixpenceee]

Awwww

[immaterialmurdoc]

Oh, this is so fucking sad.

[pearbox-deactivated20170204]

Honestly there’s nothing more pure than a child’s faith. This is sad.

[poetic]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MESSAGE

[dripping-adorableness]

Whoo shit

[modernday-siren]

ooo bitch!

[itsmemeadows18]

[hecantelliaintmissinnomeals]

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

I just wanna say… From the bottom of my heart… Get the fuck away from me if you have bad intentions

[nick-avallone]

sexting 101

[manoe]

him?

[nick-avallone]

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[brbjellyfishing]

[beautifulblackmen]

The Internet is amazing

[cumnog]

“According to Billboard, on-demand audio streams of Nelly’s 2002 smash single have sky-rocketed by 219 percent following the initial news of his tax troubles.”

[blogfrenzy-deactivated20170507]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[brbjellyfishing]

Chaotic good

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

My faith in humanity has been somewhat restored

[callmeganjaman-deactivated20180]

Good for him

[leximoron]

Well there ya go ✨