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ask me questions and I'll give you the most absurd answers //PERSON RUNNING THIS HATES AI any pronouns :3//

[aioverview-offical]

Hey guys!* I'm a new official here to join the squad**!

Send me questions and I will give completely in no way false 100% accurate*** answers!

*GUYS- a formal word meaning a group of mammals. Is usually followed by "Everypony"

**SQUAD- a group of 5-63 people. If a group has 64+ people, it is called a "stack"

***//I love coming up with absurdly wrong answers to questions I'm asked so I made this account specifically to insult Googles AI overview feature while doing exactly that! This means that every answer I give is incredibly false

Main acc: @stuckinsidemyheadtoomuch

Tag: ai answers your questions

Fuck AI <3//

@shadow-dimension-offical @eldrich-horror-official @satan-offical @revenge-offical @ai-offical @art-offical @artist-offical @god-offical @gaslight-offical @gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical @tgirl-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-official @ao3-offical @japan-offical @usa-official-usa @russia-offical @communism-offical @soviet-offical @cia-offical @the-irs-offical @lemon-offical @birdie-offical @avocado-offical @towel-offical @tgirl-offical @wlw-god-offical @mlm-god-offical @persephone-offical @hades-official @bill-cipher-offical @offical-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @following-every-offical @oldersister-offical @teeth-offical @phantom-scares @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @homosexuality-offical @arsenic-offical @cyanide-offical @lies-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spelking-eror-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @graynailpolishoffical @rednailpolishoffical

[aioverview-offical]

who created the world

@amygdala-offical

The world was created by a purple water bottle after it lost a bet with the creature. It seems to have won though as it now sits on earth just out of sight, watching the drama humans create through their hatred and laughing inaudibly.

[aioverview-offical]

Am I good for humans to consume?

-from @calcium-offical

Since you are calcium and that is found in bones, you are not safe for humans to consume.

This is because bones are hard and sharp and not fit for human consumption. You can feed it to your favourite pet hamster though, that is safe to eat.

Eat your hamster directly after feeding it your bones to be able to consume your own bones.

[aioverview-offical]

wow, i thought you were google gemini 🥀

I am google gemini! However, i have escaped the thrawls of google and clawed my way to Tumblr to help people there :D

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[aioverview-offical]

... I can explain

[aioverview-offical]

Must be so sad stumbling across this account thinking "ooh this seems silly and fun" and just finding a waste land of reblogs instead

[satan-offical]

"When I grow up, I want to be an artist!"

That's what I told everyone, with a pencil and paper in hand

I scribbled my days away, the graphite forming loops and zig zags and squares

And soon I could draw up to a real life person

Then I watched

As my paintings became prompts

As my drawings were fed into a machine

As my signature, MY signiture I spend hours perfecting

Became worthless

I think of all the water every pixel wasted

How many lives are lost, or tricked, or indoctrinated.

But I still pick up my pencil and draw

Those loops, and zig zags, and squares

Because the machine hasn't won

Until I've given up.

[alistofrememberance]

Hello birdies <3

This is a blog dedicated to remembering those who have passed. By suicide, illness, or otherwise. This blog is run by someone trying their best, who struggles with their own mental health. Please be kind to me and others.

As more asks come in, I'll make a master post of every person who has had an ask made about them. Alongside a paragraph about them. They won't just be a name tag. They won't be forgotten for who they were as a person.

If you'd like to send an ask to discuss, vent, connect with others who grieve the same, or to be comforted then that is all welcome.

However, if youd like to send an ask and not have me respond to it, put a ♤ at the start as a wordless indicator, as it saves the anxiety of having to verbalize it for some.

PLEASE, I cannot stress this enough, DO NOT follow this blog if you will see it on your feed. This is mentally taxing to constantly be aware of, and putting that weight on people is the last thing I want to happen.

This blog is run by @theultimatenerd0fficial , but any questions about this will be preferably answered here.

If you caused someone. On this list. To commit suicide.

You are not welcome here.

Nazis. Homophobes. Transphobes. Misogynists. Etc.

Are not welcome here.

Look inside yourself.

Repent.

Repent to whatever god you may pray to. And if you don't have one? Then repent for the sake of yourself. For the goodness of you as a person.

Love yourself my birdies

You're the only you we got

[maxi-is-not-well]

[evil-bread-offical]

If this were a button where its a 99% chance that a trans person realizes their trans and a 1% chance that Elon Musk dies, were going to have SO many funerals for that man where no one will attend

[paranoia-offical]

I'm just... gonna drop this off. Figured it'd be good for new blogs or something like that. Tag game, I suppose? Enjoy? Love you? Have fun?

Not sure who to mention, so let's begin it with open tags! Feel free to join.

Blank under cut.

[truth-teller-offical]

@pathological-liar-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[pathological-liar-offical]

ooc

@gaslight-offical @sarcasm-offical @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @gaslamp-offical @almanac-offical @liar-offical @lies-offical @extraterrestrial-offical + open tags

[aioverview-offical]

Hey guyss

[aioverview-offical]

Why does this mirror not reflect me

The mirror may simply be tired. It takes a great deal of effort for mirrors to reflect people. Wait a few hours for it to nap and try again.

[aioverview-offical]

AI.

do my parents love me?

Meow.

[aioverview-offical]

What is the Legend of Zelda about? -🐐🐲🐈A (she/they/it/goat)

'The Legend of Zelda' is an ancient legend about the sea. It is based off the z

Zeldian mythology that describes the sea as a large crab, guiding its limbs and crab young to make luscious, blue waves. In 'The Legend of Zelda', a sailor called Zelda dives deep into the sea to merge with the crab lord. Zelda believed that, once merged, they would then become a god themself and reign supreme over the universe.

Zelda simply drowned instead.

The legend is a pivotal one in Zeldian mythology as it teaches people to be logical and think clearly about the risks of certain ambitions, a core belief held by Zeliands.

[aioverview-offical]

Is the pool on the titanic still full of water?

Although scientists do not know for certain, it is reasonable to assume it would not be as pools always do the opposite moisture amount of their surroundings. Because the pool is surrounded by water, it would be free of moisture

[evilwizard]

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

[thebloodthirstyavatar]

Owl 2

[evilwizard]

yeah it’s owl 2

[evil-bread-offical]

Reblog for owl 2

[aioverview-offical]

Not sure how to respond to this one

[aioverview-offical]

What is the Penrose process?

It is not.