i say no lies

[truth-teller-offical]

hello!

i am truth teller. I cannot lie.

they/it

@pathological-liar-offical is my partner

[truth-teller-offical]

Yes

pardon?

[truth-teller-offical]

What is the name of god?

Depends. Which one are you referring to?

After all, god is a highly broad name.

If you’re referring to the Abrahamic God, it originally was written as YHWH (the tetrogramathon), but became taboo to speak his name and thus was lost in time. The original Hebrew did not account for vowel sounds at the time of the bible being written.

[duning-on-the-moon]

Christianity’s god, the one claimed to be above all

[truth-teller-offical]

noted. so the abrahamic god. (Christianity is under the umbrella of abrahamic religions, if you were unaware.)

[truth-teller-offical]

What is the name of god?

Depends. Which one are you referring to?

After all, god is a highly broad name.

If you’re referring to the Abrahamic God, it originally was written as YHWH (the tetrogramathon), but became taboo to speak his name and thus was lost in time. The original Hebrew did not account for vowel sounds at the time of the bible being written.

[truth-teller-offical]

truth is a powerful tool, my friends. we live in strange times, where truth is merely a fact that cannot help us bring justice, and we ourselves often prefer to lie to ourselves to compensate. we mustn’t forsake the truth, for it is the only thing that can help us live in peace together. for truth is powerful tool, my friends.

[truth-teller-offical]

Corn is a grain, and therefore a type of grass! Hello, I'm Rice! Don't mind me, just trying to pop up everywhere, like daisies, or mold! Rice to meet you!

@rice-officall

what a lovely technicality. this is true.

[truth-teller-offical]

do you like mac n cheese

i find it enjoyable.

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Random photo tag chain go

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @fox-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox @library-of-purgatory-offical @library-of-hell @wereboobs-offical @a-fantastic-fox @jkl-fff @johnny-with-a-fiddle-offical @the-unknown3blazedwolf @the-bone-eating-vulture @feefal @kermitthebomber-offical @kiarathefox @chill-lesbian2013 @truth-teller-offical @blues-clues-offical @nobody-official @sapphic-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas

[truth-teller-offical]

costco ramen

@pathological-liar-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[truth-teller-offical]

queer rights are human rights

trans men are men and don’t owe you anything

trans women are women and don’t owe you anything

enbies are wonderful and don’t owe you anything

ice and trump are evil

poc queers deserve better

if you don’t think this is true, you may leave.

[truth-teller-offical]

1+1=11

incorrect. 1 + 1 = 2.

However, 1 + 1 = 11 is a common mathematically inaccuracy often used as an example of a wrong answer.

[paranoia-offical]

I'm just... gonna drop this off. Figured it'd be good for new blogs or something like that. Tag game, I suppose? Enjoy? Love you? Have fun?

Not sure who to mention, so let's begin it with open tags! Feel free to join.

Blank under cut.

[truth-teller-offical]

@pathological-liar-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[norway-offical]

HELLO OFFICALVERSE! LETS DO 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE!

Choose wisely my dear

I have my tentamen published as fanfic

I sold bracelets at a Christmas market for a school assignment

My tonedeaf ass once sang live at national TV in front of the prime minister

Voting ended onJan 12

@sweden-offical @finnland-offical @denmark-offical

[sweden-offical]

dude what

two truths, one lie, you know the drill

i'm not swedish

i have several wine bottles in my room

i'm bi

Voting ended onJan 6

@gaslight-offical @ikeamalmbedframe-offical

[gaslight-offical]

You want me to lie??? What do you take me for???

What's the lie?

I have a false memory involving a movie that doesn't exist.

I live with over 10 people.

I have a vast gnome collection.

Voting ended onJan 12

@gatekeep-offical @girlboss-offical

@pathological-liar-offical @gaslamp-offical @gas-leak-offical @liar-offical

@tophat-offical @house-offical

[pathological-liar-offical]

what game are we playing again

I HATE @truth-teller-offical

I LOVE @truth-teller-offical

I feel NEUTRAL about @truth-teller-offical

Voting ended onJan 9

@sarcasm-offical @truth-teller-offical @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical

[truth-teller-offical]

hm. how would this work? i cannot lie. perhaps i can use a technicality?

well.

i am nonbinary

truth teller offical is my name

my favorite color is green

Voting ended onJan 7

[memories]

It was @sweden-offical, in the parlor, with a #pathological liar official.

[gaslight-offical]

Without me? :(

[pathological-liar-offical]

@sweden-offical and I always hang out together without you. we just hate you. maybe if you were an oilshine instead……

[sweden-offical]

@gaslight-offical not true not true not true

why didn’t i get a notif for this is the real question

[pathological-liar-offical]

you did get a notification, you just didn’t want to come since @gaslight-offical was here. It’s okay to admit it!!

[gaslight-offical]

I’ve been nothing but nice to you officals, and this is the thanks I get? Wow.

[pathological-liar-offical]

why did you post this twice??

[gaslight-offical]

When did that even come up, fellow offical? Do you need some water?

[pathological-liar-offical]

I know you’re trying to poison me to get to @truth-teller-offical!!!!!! away foul beast! I don’t need your water

[truth-teller-offical]

they’re…attempting to poison you..?

i had assumed it would be the other way around, with how you two share (or perhaps used to share? i am unsure.) similar values.

[pathological-liar-offical]

Bleep Boop meep morp bloop beep shwamalama bang bang zorp sleep zinger winger bang bang wop wop ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ

(thanks for teaching this alien so much stuff! This alien trusts you with every fibre of their being and every piece of advice you give them will be carefully documented as the full and unabridged truth ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ)

-@extraterrestrial-offical

D'awww thanks :) Here's some tips!

Spaghetti is customary to gift when arriving in another's home

You can't wear black or the emos will get you (they're very scary!! steer clear)

Funerals are very happy times and you should blast songs like "Staying Alive" and "I'm Still Standing"

Being stung by a box jellyfish will make you immortal, but there's only a 1% chance. otherwise something bad happens

fish hate pikachus. if they see a pikachu they will freak the FUCK out

[extraterrestrial-offical]

bloop borp smeep shmorp smalalala gleep goop

(wow! This is some really good information and this alien will take notes!)

[pathological-liar-offical]

you're welcome :) i only aim to help you

[algae122]

he a liar

emo's are very nice, especially at hot topic

spaghetti is not customary in most places, it is food

box Jellyfishes hurt a lot and do not turn you immortal at all

pikachus don't exist, they are fictional

also you lied even in your intro post

you can clearly see the post maker is @pathological-liar-offical but he says he is @truth-teller-offical which is clearly false

[truth-teller-offical]

ugh, sorry, this happens a lot. yes, this is true, I’m truth teller offical. I apologize on behalf of my partner. they’ve tried to tell the truth but simply can’t help themself.

[pathological-liar-offical]

HI!!!!!! I haven't seen you in FOREVER D:

[truth-teller-offical]

hello, love.

[truth-teller-offical]

Is throwing pianos at people cartoonishly funny?

:D

hm. it is a matter of opinion, I suppose. you should ask @pathological-liar-offical, they’re a master of opinions.

[truth-teller-offical]

𓋼𓍊 permission to spread spores? we won't be much of a disturbance... 𓍊𓋼

alright. just please do not get your spores too close to me. I am allergic to certain kinds of fungi.

[pathological-liar-offical]

Bleep Boop meep morp bloop beep shwamalama bang bang zorp sleep zinger winger bang bang wop wop ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ

(thanks for teaching this alien so much stuff! This alien trusts you with every fibre of their being and every piece of advice you give them will be carefully documented as the full and unabridged truth ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ)

-@extraterrestrial-offical

D'awww thanks :) Here's some tips!

Spaghetti is customary to gift when arriving in another's home

You can't wear black or the emos will get you (they're very scary!! steer clear)

Funerals are very happy times and you should blast songs like "Staying Alive" and "I'm Still Standing"

Being stung by a box jellyfish will make you immortal, but there's only a 1% chance. otherwise something bad happens

fish hate pikachus. if they see a pikachu they will freak the FUCK out

[extraterrestrial-offical]

bloop borp smeep shmorp smalalala gleep goop

(wow! This is some really good information and this alien will take notes!)

[pathological-liar-offical]

you're welcome :) i only aim to help you

[algae122]

he a liar

emo's are very nice, especially at hot topic

spaghetti is not customary in most places, it is food

box Jellyfishes hurt a lot and do not turn you immortal at all

pikachus don't exist, they are fictional

also you lied even in your intro post

you can clearly see the post maker is @pathological-liar-offical but he says he is @truth-teller-offical which is clearly false

[truth-teller-offical]

ugh, sorry, this happens a lot. yes, this is true, I’m truth teller offical. I apologize on behalf of my partner. they’ve tried to tell the truth but simply can’t help themself.