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[airy-was-heree]

Long-overdue intro post!!

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Hello all!! I'm Liam, host of the Axobark system! I also go by Axel, Tails/Miles, or whatever you want to call me, pronouns included.

Please note I am an adult and am not comfortable interacting with you if you are under 15.

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I am a digital artist at heart, but I also like to animate from time to time and I'm a beginning fursuit maker! You'll find a smattering of random things on my blog, from insane ramblings about all sorts of stuff to reblogs of hyperfixations and world events to art and photography of my own.

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I am a Tails (Sonic) kin, catkin, NightWingkin (Wings of Fire) and I have a range of different fictionflickers, usually relating to whatever I've hyperfixated on at the time! Sourcemates are welcome to interact!

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Tag Masterlist:

#liam rambles - Random things I've decided to talk about - also includes asks I respond to! There's a version of this tag for other members of the system as well.

#my art - Art I've done

#axobark asides - Reblogs from all corners of the system, usually also including #(name)'s reblogs/reposts. Not always on my reblogs </3

#axohowls - Anything alterhuman-specific! #cats for kat - Exclusively cats so my sib can enjoy them! (and possibly anyone else who likes cats too)

Thanks for reading! All are welcome here, so don't be afraid to chat! My asks are also open to anyone for any reason. All I ask is that we keep our space positive.

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[dreg-heap]

10 years ago

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[quietrainflower]

@r0tting-rat IT’S YOUUUUUUU :DDDDD

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[wrender]

Really good bit from the new defunctland video

[starbberryblue]

At that moment, the wall behind him would come down, and-

Oh my god.

😦It's HUGE! 😦It's SO BIG! 😟Why would they think this wasn't big enough❓ This could kill someone. Mezzatesta even said,

"This could kill someone."

-Mezzatesta

It's 13 feet tall❗

It's 18 feet long❗

It's Eleven Thousand Pounds❗

☝️For our metric based audience, that is equal to:

Something that is huge, and enough to kill someone.

[browserbug]

Just give up and love me!

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[cricketcat9]

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

[grogusmum]

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

[oonajaeadira]

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

[tawnyontumblr]

Never not reblogging the cat parade!

[darklordreasonable]

Mildly annoyed that this isn’t actually the full video, so here it is:

[darklordreasonable]

#i vaguely that there was a sequel to this that was HD

Apparently you correctly!

[the-haiku-bot]

#i vaguely

that there was a sequel to

this that was HD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

susie both hates sans and thinks sans is fucking funny lol

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 21 hours 43 minutes

[catasters]

[roarinsaurus]

<3

[roarinsaurus]

Making these heart badges!! Pre-orders are live now: HERE.

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[zayt0uny]

don't even try

[caine-do-attitude]

Zooble and Kinger is an underrated friendship lowkey

inspired by my fic