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If Elisabet were to resurrect from the dead somehow I just know the first thing she'd do after watching Aloy for five seconds is give her a tetanus shot
there's actually a fix I read once about how Aloy gets tetanus and that's actually why the Nora fear going in to the ruins. They think it's a curse when really it's just tetanus.
yikes š¬unfollowing rn sorryā¦ i didnāt realize they didnāt support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my badĀ
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
Iāve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DONāT EVEN KNOW.Ā
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You wonāt believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: ā¦ Iām Nobody. Fill me in.Ā
*A couple of months later*Ā
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, sheās great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother whoās not going to treat you like shit.Ā
Penelope: ā¦ Iām going to need more details, but okay, sure.Ā
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.Ā
Cassandra: Penelope, Iāve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
Apollo: youāre the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You donāt get to blame me for this.
Dame Archer kicks McDougalās Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
Alicia Archer
my bi heartā¦ā¦ā¦
IāVE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
Fellas Iām real gay
@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!
Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.
Hey, itās @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!
this is the most underrated part of rockinā and rollinā yoda
Lukeās face is what makes this.
SinnersĀ (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.
Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone
like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive
why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people
why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants
why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.
every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.
Iām just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone elseās excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says āweāre protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!ā like you can do better. You should do better.
Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.
There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized ājust following ordersā was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that āfor the benefit of the stockholdersā is not an excuse for anything.
We kind of need to relearn theĀ ājust following ordersā part again
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