A.I. Staches & Bulges

As a gay child kid in the 70s, I was always infatuated with tall dark handsome mustached men — especially if he was wearing athletic gear showing a big bulge. Then I grew up into that exact type! Lucky me. I recently discovered that I can use photos of myself and an AI image generator to create perfect examples of my Dream Man. This Tumblr is dedicated to populating the internet with sexy mustached men with impossibly huge bulges. Enjoy!

[machohonchocasahouse]

[darkhairedmenzzz]

[str8curiousbimarriedmen]

[str8curiousbimarriedmen]

[superjavilove-blog]

[itsnavyman69]

[beautifulsexymens]

So many 🧡 BeautifulSexyMens 🏳️‍🌈

[keepthechesthair]

[machohonchocasahouse]

[machohonchocasahouse]

[machohonchocasahouse]

[syntheden-2]

[glovedplay]

[glovedplay]

[hairy-bothered]

POV: you wake up in the body of your Dad’s neighbor friend Mr. Richards. You had been secretly pining for him for years. You were fascinated by his strong chin, mustache and physique. “Sure I lost a decade or two, but quality over quantity!” you think as you prepare to pick up his phone and download some dating apps.

[jaimeregarderleshommes]

[machohonchocasahouse]

[machohonchocasahouse]