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Catechism : My mollusc ate my homework :: Sadomasochism : My mollussadoma so my homework

Temporary mood : Tempest in a teapot :: Honorary mood : Honest in a teapot

One : in a million :: Twelve : in a millitwelv

Good bargain : Makes you gain :: Good bartender : Makes you tender

Is it still July 14th? : Bastille Day

:: Is it ever July 14th? : Baevere Day

Combine two or more summands : Summation :: Combine two or more taxi stands : Taxi station :: Combine two or more fish ponds : Fish potion

Eats grain : Graminivorous :: Eats people : Pemopleivorous

Duran Duran : Jupiter and Uranus :: Dua Lipa : Jupite al Ipaus

:: Dune Trilogy : Jupiten et Rilogyus

One does not simply walk into Gondor : One takes a gondola :: One does not simply walk into Mordor : One takes a mordola

Stupid pun about a fairytale princess : Rapunzel :: Stupid knock-knock joke about a fairytale princess : Raknock-knock jokezel

Misunderstood genius : Understood genius is M :: Artisanal coffee : Anal coffee is art

:: A long & overly elaborate Punisher fanfic : Her fanfic is a long & overly elaborate pun

Ditty : Makes a fearsome din :: Gritty : Makes a fearsome grin

Silly putty : Makes a fearsome silly pun.

[Dad joke mode OFF] : Puff Daddy

:: [Dad joke mode ON] : Pun Daddy

Denmark : Home of the damned :: New York : Home of the doy wen

Bugs : Bunny :: ArcGIS : ArcNINNY

: Chimpanzee ::

: Chimpanzed

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