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things said to or by my siblings:
“They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”
“Trust me, I know people.”
“I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME!”
“I’m hugging you, shut up.”
“Oh my god are you hugging me?”
“Stop doing that it’s creepy.”
“YOU JUST LICKED ME! SHE JUST LICKED ME!!”
“I tolerate you.”
“See this is why we can’t have nice things.”
“Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”
“If you do that again I’m hitting you…”
“I’M TELLING MOM!”
“Get out of my head please.”
“W h a t are you wearing?”
“Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”
“No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”
“Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”
“I need you to dress me today.”
“I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”
“Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”
“Oh hey I was looking for that…”
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Frienship starter sentences!
“You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”
“Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”
“As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”
“Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”
“You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”
“Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”
“I’ll be your wingman!”
“I know what you need, icecream and a bad movie!”
“No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”
“Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”
“Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”
“You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”
“You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”
“Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”
“I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”
“They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”
“No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”
“I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”
“Are you eating my food?”
“Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”
“You borrowed this three months ago, can I have it back?”
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five-word sentences.
“ please just let me forget. ”
“ c'mon try to guess what. ”
“ just leave me alone already. ”
“ no, i’m not going to. ”
“ you can’t change my mind. ”
“ my mind is made up. ”
“ i’m not gonna let you. ”
“ don’t do that to me. ”
“ think about what you’re doing. ”
“ why aren’t you listening now? ”
“ i want to sleep forever. ”
“ you need to leave now. ”
“ i’ll always have your back. ”
“ now there’s no going back. ”
“ the view really is spectacular. ”
“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”
“ why can’t you trust me? ”
“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”
“ i don’t love you anymore. ”
“ i am a great person. ”
“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”
“ exactly, why are you awake? ”
“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”
“ how is that not hilarious? ”
“ please just calm down now. ”
“ i was already calm, asshole. ”
“ i can see your underwear. ”
“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”
“ please stop losing your temper. ”
“ you can cry if needed. ”
“ you have to run away. ”
“ i just wanna be yours. ”
“ ashes, we all fall down. ”
“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”
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