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Aizeymar Villena

[aizeymarvillena]

hihi

[aizeymarvillena]

wow

[ecosystem3]

kids on vine are so wonderful. i wish only kids were allowed to use this app

[cherrieknot-deactivated20161108]

“making shrimp scampi! salt, pepper…” [imitating french accent] “chardonnay, et voila!”

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[swordandkettle]

“Defenestration” is one of my personal favorites, thanks to Eva Ibbotson.

[yeahwrite]

These are so good! I always remember defenestration because “Fenster” is the German word for window.

[simisear]

Let em rip

[jasonsrustycrowbar-blog]

This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop.

[loraclespeaks]

100%

Other fun things to do:

Handcuff your employees together and see who can free themselves first

Dramatic readings of “erotic fiction”

Dildo duels (lightsaber noises optional but recommended)

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

The manic laughter

[jennytrout]

The best part is, you don’t hear any other voices on this recording. This is a person who is alone doing this.

[chaotic-mystery]

all over me, all over me. // Vapor - 5 seconds of summer

[fightmeloueh-deactivated2017022]

STOP THIS

[aizeymarvillena]

THIS IS MY LIFE

[rissa-annnn]

notice sadness is in charge in the mother’s mind 

and anger leads in the father’s mind

Perhaps her mother is prone to depression and her father has anger issues?

Perhaps they too learned how to deal with their problems.

Imagine using this cartoon to explain mental illnesses to children, teens, and even adults

[eldensage]

okay thats cool and even cooler is this. all of the moms emotions are female, and all of the dads are male. the little girl has both male and female “emotions” in her head.

[aizeymarvillena]

shit just got real

[quotethat]

Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.

Chris Brogan (via w-ritings)

[eye-on-springfield]

[yesgivegoodface-deactivated2017]

Black Barbie is real!

[sadgurlz69]

wtf why she so fine for ?????

[mvp-amber12]

Dear God 😍😍😍 OMG. 😩

[thelannistersroar-deactivated20]

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

[kind-cult]

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

[dicephalous-deactivated20180104]

I never scroll past this, my best friends are stunning

[prettifulls]

whatheheartwant you are the most beautiful person I have ever met, inside and out 💞

[tupacabra]

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

[notchicken]

this was me and my twin prom night 

thank you for the text post

[notchicken]

another year, another disappointment  

[notchicken]

finally 

[akicondi]

Even your laptop keeps improving

[aizeymarvillena]

depression: sorry you have literally no energy to do this school thing today

anxiety: yOu dIDnT gO To sCHoOl???!11 yOURe goINg tO FAIL yoUR whOle ExAm!!!11

[ptxual-deactivated20221118]

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

[spacebuns]

pls god......don't let him be a fuckboy

[lameborghini]

reblog if u have an erection

[villlaneve]

how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls

[brittany-snow]