Eddie Diaz is straight and we all should accept it! *cough cough loud and long sigh*
Which we would, if he wasn't written as a deeply closeted, willfully oblivious, fight the obvious until his last breath man who is not attracted to women. Maybe the character wasn't meant to be written that way, but if he wasn't you all in the writers room failed. Epically.
I've been wandering around this planet a while now. I am a woman who is definitely into men. That means I have had the pleasure, and sometimes trauma, of dealing with heterosexual, or bisexual, men. (Dating disasters can be a whole SERIES of post later.)
I am going to list some things in canon first:
Eddie Diaz, parent of a teenager, spent $2500 to avoid going on a date with a woman.
Eddie Diaz jumped on the first excuse he could find to stop sleeping with Marisol.
Eddie Diaz, canonically, has only dated two women after his wife. One he dated because he ran into her after his friends kept bringing up how long he had been single and she seemed into him and the second he...*reads notes and raises eyebrow*...dated because he ran into her after his friends kept bringing up how long he had been single and she seemed into him.
I'm not saying there is a pattern there, but I'm not saying there isn't.
Eddie Diaz stated dating felt like he was performing. (Sus af statement.)
I can't remember one episode where Eddie has seen a beautiful woman and just went blue screen. I have seen women so beautiful I had to stop and think,"Damn! Leave some for us bish!" This guy doesn't register women. At all!
Early on, when Buck asked why he turned down a group of women at the bar, remember tailpipe girl, Eddie said,"They aren't my type."
Did he mean girls who would go to a bar? That's presumptive. Maybe one of those women has been working nonstop for a year and just needed a good drink and some music. Did he mean girls in shorts? He's from Texas. Cutoff shorts were mandatory every day after the last day of the school year.
How the hell can you look at a group of a dozen or more women who are vastly different from each other and instantly know none of them are your type? There was only one thing they all had in common.
Now back to my experiences as a woman who dated men. I have never met a straight man who goes out of his way to avoid women. Oh, it was usually the opposite. We had to run from them. They didn't talk about snagging a woman the way they would about finishing a terrible chore they had been putting off for months. They planned, strategized, and even worked together to complete "the mission".
Eddie runs from women. When he is finally free of them, he stays that way until his family and friends question him, a relatively "safe" woman appears and makes it obvious she is in to him, and he can't find any more readily available excuses. Then pursues a relationship with her until he just can't stand it anymore and hightails it.
I have seen zero canonical proof that Edmundo Diaz is sexually attracted to women. I've seen canonical activity that could be interpreted as Eddie being asexual, demisexual, or homosexual. I can't even say bisexual or pansexual, because dude is not into women. Every one of the women he has been written with were there because of circumstances and his belief that he was obligated to do something.
I didn't date someone because I felt obligated. I dated them because I liked them and was attracted to them.
Eddie has been canonically called out for not liking or being genuinely attracted to his girlfriends.
He has also canonically had his heterosexuality laughed at by a gay man who was formerly closeted and was clocked by another gay man.
Other than Eddie saying he is straight, nothing else is indicating that. And we know he sucks as feelings, emotions, and figuring things out when they pertain to himself.
I need the 118 to stage an intervention and be firm when they tell Eddie to accept
This is Eddie looking at Buck.
That is how I would look at Oliver Stark, with a bit more hunger in the eyes and some drool, but I digress. And we have established I adore men.
(Don't bring ship wars or homophobia here. This post is meant to be fun and funny.)