Thorn's Makin' Muffins

I'm a feedist and an appreciator of big, submissive, muffiny men. 36/F/ACE/very tired

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[dono-cho]

[bramblesqrl]

SuperChubXLBoy is going to be murdered by the Canadian government.

Calling this premeditated murder on the part of the state is not exaggeration at all. They know that people in this level of bariatric care need physical assistance to turn in bed to prevent bedsores. By choosing to withdrawal physical assistance they are intentionally creating a scenario guaranteed to cause a bedsore. That bedsore will be left untreated because it cannot be accessed without turning the patient. And it will quickly become an abscess and lead to sepsis and organ failure within a week or less possibly.

THIS IS MURDER

This is also a moment for our community to stand up and do something. Aside from the obvious legal intervention needed here there are a few other things that can be done.

1. Raising funds to cover legal costs

2. Creating a petition to save Luke’s life

3. Making phone calls to province and even federal (or Canadian equivalent) officials asking them to intervene to save Luke’s life

4. Writing emails to these same officials asking them to intercede.

5. Contacting the media to raise awareness of his planned murder by the state

6. Creating a social media campaign urging people with any level or humanity or care for others to donate, call, or write an email

Whether it is moving him to another facility, getting his care home the proper equipment, or simply legally requiring the people in charge of his care to not murder him via intentional medical neglect. There are ways forward that allow everyone involved to retain their humanity and dignity

I don’t know him closely enough to start most of these. I don’t know the name of the care facility for starters. his full legal name, or how to get him access to funds for legal help. But at minimum I can spread the word about this. So that’s what I’m doing.

I’m not going to stand by and do nothing while he is murdered for being fat. Please share this information as widely as possible.

[heavyheavycream]

untitled - intro + chapter 1

here's my intro + chapter 1, i tried to make my characters more feisty and do more bickering, can't wait to see where this leads me, i hope you like them! (oh and title ideas are welcome, as is the grammar police, as usual)

i have yet to introduce them but in the meantime, in order of apparition, we have Cajou, Berry and Mure

[sweetthornmuffins]

So like. I adore horror. Everybody and their fukin grandma has always been like, "ong watch It Follows its great, classic, so different"

And I finally watched it.

And like... meh? Like, it's fabulous art direction and music and camera work. Good acting. And trust me I am NOT one to pick apart horror movies ala Cinema Sins, I am VERY good at suspension of disbelief, I love to have fun.

But I think none of the ppl (partner included!) who were dying to share It Follows with me understood that I was asexual like... not just as a one off thing but... how fundamentally it makes things like this feel off? The horror elements are solid, I grant you! The dread, the pursuing, the morbid ending, they hit good!

But then again... when your premise is as silly to me as, say, "now you die if you ever pick your nose! Find someone else and get them to pick their nose". It takes *some* of the wind out of the horror sails.

Its not the onset of the curse, mind you, thats a great analogy for sexual abuse and coming of age, all that! But the... attempts to resolve it become silly to me? The presumed inevitably (for others, not her). It... idk! Anyone else feel similarly?

[undercover-feedee]

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Hi, I did an audio again, and this time it’s SPOOKY themed, something quick and kinda sloppy considering I was in a rush. Would have loved to go further but it is LATE and I have an unfortunate thing called NEIGHBORS with a bedroom right against my bedroom wall. They probably think I’m a freak lmao.

[kedreeva]

Hey hang on a second

As important as it was to contact Tumblr when they made that asinine, fucked up change, now that they've reversed it, you have a chance to say thanks for reversing it.

I know that you're probably still riding the high (negative) from the stress of going through yesterday's changes, and worrying about the fate of your community, and how badly the change would have affected creators. We banded together, and we let the staff know that we didn't like what they were doing, and you know what? They listened. That's part of why we're here on Tumblr and not other places that would have just shoved that down our throats regardless of the hundreds of thousands of complaints. Yeah, they fucked up. Big time. But they also backed off, and it's important to speak on that front as well if you want them to do it again later.

So, even though you may still be mad that they did it at all, take a moment and a breath, and click here. Select feedback if it isn't already selected. And just say "Hey, thanks for listening to your users, and for rolling back the change. I like my community here, and I like that you listened to us when we asked you not to do something we didn't like." It doesn't need to be elaborate. But if we want them to listen to us, making it worth listening to us is a step in the process.

Which also means that if you added a negative review somewhere due to this update, consider retracting or editing it to address the back track on the update. If you were a premium user and you cancelled in order to speak with your money to object to the change, consider speaking again now that you've been listened to.

Staff fucked up. But I'd rather have a staff that fucks up sometimes and then actually listens to its users and fixes or tries to fix it, than a staff that fucks up and pushes through to force the fuck up on everyone. So I'm going to thank them for listening this time, and I'm going to encourage them to listen again next time.

[sweetthornmuffins]

The world is tooooooo fucking ugly rn for Tumblr to be fumbling right now. People's patience and good will and SANITY are paaaaper thin rn, man, don't rattle our cages with nonsense. You have a very simple job. Just leave it be. Leave it. S2g it cant be hard.

[sweetthornmuffins]

I think this is drop. It's bad. It cant be helped rn sadly, he's gotta sleep 4 work, but omg, this sucks... it was so good my brain felt like it was fizzing up. But now, yeah... fuck...

[sexgoth]

anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex

[justacupcakewithsprinkles]

Unpopular opinion: I still feel like a lot of people still struggle with the concept of women enjoying/like sex and have weird kinks

I think the reason why Female POV is so hard to find cause no one can warp their heads around what women get out of it or what she likes can that would require effort

[justacupcakewithsprinkles]

"They don't even draw the the clit "

[edenemy-art]

“i’ve tried to like [insert female character] but she’s so boring and the writers didn’t do anything to make us like her.”

USE YOUR IMAGINATION OH MY GODDDD you guys have no problem imagining whole new backstories and personalities for your bread and butter male characters but as soon as that bread and butter character is a woman you’re all like “the writers made her soooo boring, man! how am i supposed to like her?”

meanwhile your entire profile is the headcanons you made for Craig from Accounting who shows up in three (3) episodes and has two (2) spoken lines of dialogue.

[sweetthornmuffins]

Not kurzgesagt coming out of nowhere with the fatphobic af Ozempic ad, tf??? Like???????

[sweetthornmuffins]

I cannot wait for the day some huge server powerhouses or w/e tf structures house the biggest AI nests just. Boom. Irreparable. I took for granted the expansion pieces I would read/look at on the various tags but never liked or reblogged bc, hey, I could pull up the tag. (Yeah, im a big piece of shit, sorry, they by and large had 100s of likes, I didn't think mine would matter.)

Now? Tags are a **wasteland** of AI. Jesus fuck. I used to see top tier art or stories, crafted with varying skill but always relatable and sumptuous. Now it's always some clip of an AI girl inflating unbelievably or a stble dffsion shit nugget of some cross eyed Samus/2B hybrid clutching her overly shiny ass and tits drawn with 0 weight or power behind them. How do ppl fap to this? I kid you not, I feel nothing. No zap to my bean, not a wiggle, bc these always look polished smooth of personality. To say nothing of the baaaad energy it exudes when you know some belly button sniffer is super okay with these models regurgitating stolen art. And I am very particular; im aegosex, its ALL about the brain vibes im afraid! Look at me. Answr me now... Yall cant draw two large boobies on a person, even shittily? It's THIS hard, that you sooner spit up a bunch of bland prompts some chode online told you to plug in so you can see ScarJo with soda can sized nips?? I can't belive that. I cant draw for shit and I cannot belive that.

Im heated. Tags used to show fun stuff. The among of scrolling i have to do, looord. Theyre proud too. Yall boring af. Id sooner fap to a stick figure with to droopy circles thrown in if it was done by hand, that I might know "hey! They have mental maturity and self awareness enough to actualize their desire with their body, translating desire with the body that feels that very desire, neat!" Not a blank waiting to accept imprints from a stamp before it can state, "yes, this thing, I like, mine, feel good, will await new stamp".

Find a public restroom and draw a single penis, you turbonerds.

[sexgoth]

anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex

[sageshell-draws]

Aaaaaaaand there it is folks! The romantic tension got to be too much for em and they finally gave in! What does this mean for their relationship moving forward??? Was this just a one off wave of passion, or will this evolve into something deeper for them? Being from two different worlds, one can imagine things will get a little bumpy moving forward. Especially since fairies and humans have had tension between the 2 of them for years now. The two of them being friends was considered taboo, but now that they might be romantically involved, this will add more pressure to keep their relationship a secret. But how long can a huge secret like this stay hidden?

[b33tlejules]

[widogasted]

can i come over and do this at you

[b33tlejules]

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