Texts from AJ

AJ Hamiton, mostly here to annoy my sister.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Why do you and Angie fight all the time? If it came down to it, would you stand by her side if something happened?

It’s been a long time since we had any big fights, they don’t really happen anymore. For the most part it was mostly just normal sibling stuff that... Would blow out of proportion. 

We get along  lot better now, and yeah if something was to happen to Angie I would stand by her and I feel confident she’d do the same for me. 

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

[philthepoet]

who's your second fav siblings bc we already know amgie is your first

I don’t have favorites in my siblings. I love them all equally. If I had to choose, and if it could be assumed that I already have a favorite sibling, then my second favorite would be Liam. But I don’t have favorites. At all.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Lies.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

hiii how are you and eli

We are doing well, it’s hard to believe that we’ve been together for a little over a year now. In fact not that long ago we had our one year anniversary and as you can imagine. The chef that he is Eli went all out, and that doesn’t mean we go out for dinner, that means we stay in because he spent like the last three days cooking. This included:Matzah Ball Hot and Sour SoupSpring Rolls with Shredded Duck, Orange Sauce and green onionsSweet Ginger Tofu Stir FryMango Chili Lime Sorbet

It was amazing, It makes me very happy to call him my boyfriend.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

@matzahballer Eli I know this is our first Valentine’s day, and normally I’d be ranting about the fact that it’s nothing more than a stupid Hallmark holiday. But this time I think it needs to be something special.

Flowers die. Chocolate is gone after a single day. Fancy dinners are fleeting. Nobody needs those things, so what’s the point? That’s not the essence of the holiday anyway. One of the important things about Saint Valentine is that he provided wedding for Christian couples when Christianity was illegal in Rome. He helped people be together even at risk to himself because of the illegality and, honestly, I respect that.

[matzahballer]

Is that AJ-speak for “I love you”? I think it is. Love you too motek.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

❤❤❤❤

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Gross.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

You’re just jealous that I have a boyfriend and you don’t. 

[mon-ange-hamilton]

…… Am not. 

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

😏

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

@matzahballer Eli I know this is our first Valentine’s day, and normally I’d be ranting about the fact that it’s nothing more than a stupid Hallmark holiday. But this time I think it needs to be something special.

Flowers die. Chocolate is gone after a single day. Fancy dinners are fleeting. Nobody needs those things, so what’s the point? That’s not the essence of the holiday anyway. One of the important things about Saint Valentine is that he provided wedding for Christian couples when Christianity was illegal in Rome. He helped people be together even at risk to himself because of the illegality and, honestly, I respect that.

[matzahballer]

Is that AJ-speak for “I love you”? I think it is. Love you too motek.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

❤❤❤❤

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Gross.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

You’re just jealous that I have a boyfriend and you don’t. 

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

@matzahballer Eli I know this is our first Valentine’s day, and normally I’d be ranting about the fact that it’s nothing more than a stupid Hallmark holiday. But this time I think it needs to be something special.

Flowers die. Chocolate is gone after a single day. Fancy dinners are fleeting. Nobody needs those things, so what’s the point? That’s not the essence of the holiday anyway. One of the important things about Saint Valentine is that he provided wedding for Christian couples when Christianity was illegal in Rome. He helped people be together even at risk to himself because of the illegality and, honestly, I respect that.

[matzahballer]

Is that AJ-speak for “I love you”? I think it is. Love you too motek.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

❤❤❤❤

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

@matzahballer Eli I know this is our first Valentine's day, and normally I'd be ranting about the fact that it's nothing more than a stupid Hallmark holiday. But this time I think it needs to be something special.

Flowers die. Chocolate is gone after a single day. Fancy dinners are fleeting. Nobody needs those things, so what's the point? That's not the essence of the holiday anyway. One of the important things about Saint Valentine is that he provided wedding for Christian couples when Christianity was illegal in Rome. He helped people be together even at risk to himself because of the illegality and, honestly, I respect that.

[philthepoet]

Happy Siblings Day!

So according to the internet it is Sibling Day! And I have more than enough of those to spare. I love all of my siblings very much and I don’t feel a need to have a day to say it all but this does help give me the chance to say it all. Angie, AJ, Jamie, Jack, Liam and Lizzie I love you all. Hamilsibs for the win!

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

I like how he cleverly avoided any mention of favorites… Nice one Philip.

[philthepoet]

For the last time, I don’t have favorites.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Uh huh 🙄

[philthepoet]

It’s true!

[je-mapelle-jamie]

Sure…

[philthepoet]

Seriously are you all going to gang up on me?

[indianajack]

Yup.

[je-mapelle-jamie]

Sorry not sorry.

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Boys knock it off.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Look who decided to show up.

[philthepoet]

Happy Siblings Day!

So according to the internet it is Sibling Day! And I have more than enough of those to spare. I love all of my siblings very much and I don’t feel a need to have a day to say it all but this does help give me the chance to say it all. Angie, AJ, Jamie, Jack, Liam and Lizzie I love you all. Hamilsibs for the win!

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

I like how he cleverly avoided any mention of favorites… Nice one Philip.

[philthepoet]

For the last time, I don’t have favorites.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Uh huh 🙄

[philthepoet]

Happy Siblings Day!

So according to the internet it is Sibling Day! And I have more than enough of those to spare. I love all of my siblings very much and I don’t feel a need to have a day to say it all but this does help give me the chance to say it all. Angie, AJ, Jamie, Jack, Liam and Lizzie I love you all. Hamilsibs for the win!

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

I like how he cleverly avoided any mention of favorites... Nice one Philip.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

There @mon-ange-hamilton you happy now?

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

See I’m not mean to all my siblings, just @mon-ange-hamilton

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Happy Birthday

Mom, 

I know I don’t say that I love you nearly enough, but I really do love you. So I wanted to wish you happy birthday, love you.

AJ

@e-sky-ham

[sot-a-ham]

Do kids at your kids school think you're cool because you're the sot

I would like to think that my kids think I’m cool with out taking my job into account.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Sorry dad even with your job you’re not cool.

[mon-ange-hamilton]

AJ! Don’t worry Dad I love you!

[je-mapelle-jamie]

AJ never said he didn’t love dad, just that we don’t think dad is cool.

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Practically the same thing.

[je-mapelle-jamie]

No it’s not.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Well Ange, do you think he’s cool?

[sot-a-ham]

Do kids at your kids school think you're cool because you're the sot

I would like to think that my kids think I’m cool with out taking my job into account.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Sorry dad even with your job you're not cool.

[philthepoet]

You are an adorable little bean. But I must ask.... Which of your siblings is your favorite. I apologize if I start a war... Not really though because I think this might be funny if all the Hamilton kids got involved. Oh and you're my favorite Hamilton child because my favorite Hamilton is your mom. /your pop is cool too./

Of course I can’t choose a favorite sibling, I love them all equally.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

HAHAHAHAHA and did I mention HA

[philthepoet]

What?

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Angie is obviously your favorite.

[philthepoet]

Whaaaat… That is so not true.

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Ummm…. Yeah it kinda is.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

See?!? Even she agrees with me!

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Well it’s true.

[philthepoet]

I was trying to be diplomatic about this.

[indianajack]

Diplomatic… Of course you were.

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

Who are you?

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Seriously, this is a family matter.

[indianajack]

I’ll give you a second to look at my blog name and photo.

[philthepoet]

Jack?

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Jackie, since when are you on tumblr? Why are you on tumblr? This is no place for a 14 year old!

[indianajack]

Angie chill.

[mon-ange-hamilton]

There are *things* on this website that a little child like you should not see. Stay away from the shadowlands.

[indianajack]

oh my god, I’m not a baby anymore get over it! Besides, I know all about the “Shadowlands”

[mon-ange-hamilton]

Ruined. My sweet little brother has been ruined by the horror of the internet

[aj-dontcallmejunior]

You are the most ridiculous person I have ever known.