Eli's Epicurean Enlightenments

Eli Blumenthal, wannabe chef and a total Matzah Baller. 

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How close are you with the Hamiltons and with Angie?

I mean I did go with them on a family vacation, that was quite fun. Especially now that his parents have moved back to NYC have gotten the chance to get to know them a little better. How well do I know Angie? Not well, I mean I did hang out with her during vacation but she’s now off in Rochester doing her thing. AJ’s sibling I know the best is actually his younger brother Jamie. 

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GET IN MY BUSINESS PLEASE:

The meaning behind my url:

A picture of me:

How many tattoos i have and what they are:

Last time i cried and why:

Piercings i have:

Favorite band:

Biggest turn offs:

Top 5 (insert subject):

Tattoos i want:

Biggest turn ons:

Age:

Ideas of a perfect date:

Life goal:

Piercings i want:

Relationship status:

Favorite movie:

A fact about my life:

Phobia:

Middle name:

Height:

Are you a virgin?

What’s your shoe size?

What’s your sexual orientation?

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?

Someone you miss:

What’s one thing you regret?

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:

Favorite ice cream?

One insecurity:

What my last text message says:

Have you ever taken a picture naked?

Have you ever painted your room?

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

Have you ever slept naked?

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?

Have you ever had a crush?

Have you ever been dumped?

Have you ever stole money from a friend?

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever made out with a stranger?

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?

Have you ever seen someone die?

Have you ever been on a plane?

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Have you ever slept in until 3?

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

Have you ever made a snow angel?

Have you ever played dress up?

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?

Have you ever been lonely?

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?

Have you ever been to a club?

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

Have you ever touched a snake?

Have you ever ran a red light?

Have you ever been suspended from school?

Have you ever had detention?

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Have you ever hated the way you look?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Have you ever pole danced?

Have you ever been lost?

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

Have you ever felt like dying?

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Have you ever sang karaoke?

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Have you ever sang in the shower?

Have you ever made out in a park?

Have you ever dream that you married someone?

Have you ever glued your hand to something?

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked?

Have you ever been a cheerleader?

Have you ever sat on a roof top?

Have you ever brush your teeth?

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?

Have you ever played chicken?

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?

Have you ever broken a bone?

Have you ever been easily amused?

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

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hiii how are you and eli

We are doing well, it’s hard to believe that we’ve been together for a little over a year now. In fact not that long ago we had our one year anniversary and as you can imagine. The chef that he is Eli went all out, and that doesn’t mean we go out for dinner, that means we stay in because he spent like the last three days cooking. This included:Matzah Ball Hot and Sour SoupSpring Rolls with Shredded Duck, Orange Sauce and green onionsSweet Ginger Tofu Stir FryMango Chili Lime Sorbet

It was amazing, It makes me very happy to call him my boyfriend.

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That first recipe, dear followers is what I like to call Jewish Soul food with an Asian Twist. 

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[aj-dontcallmejunior]

@matzahballer Eli I know this is our first Valentine’s day, and normally I’d be ranting about the fact that it’s nothing more than a stupid Hallmark holiday. But this time I think it needs to be something special.

Flowers die. Chocolate is gone after a single day. Fancy dinners are fleeting. Nobody needs those things, so what’s the point? That’s not the essence of the holiday anyway. One of the important things about Saint Valentine is that he provided wedding for Christian couples when Christianity was illegal in Rome. He helped people be together even at risk to himself because of the illegality and, honestly, I respect that.

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Is that AJ-speak for “I love you”? I think it is. Love you too motek.