AJAX Crashes Cars

Hi yall :] I'm Ajax, it/he pronouns. I'm a transmasc coyote and black hawk eagle. I am not human. I don't like being referred to as human. Also a lynx cladotherian. Use yote/eagle/lynx terms for me.(I.e. hands->paws, arms->. wings) Thanks yall :] - Ajax

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into post + DNI

Hey there yall, welcome to my blog :] I am a coyote, as well as a black hawk eagle, I’m 14. I’m bigender (trans man & genderfluid) I use it/he pronouns unless otherwise specified. Welcome fags!

Interests

Greek mythology and Mother Gaia Milo Rossi and archaeology in general

STORM CHASING!!!

Russia (autism special interest)

Hunting (more ethical than the meat industry :/)

Queer history

Politics

Fandoms

Percy Jackson

Vocaloid

The illusion carnival

DNI

ED + SH blogs (this ones important, I was really deeply stuck in communitys like this for a while, it’s really triggering for me :/

T.R.A.S.H (Transphobs, racists, ableists, sexists, homophobs)

radqueers “MAPs” literally just means pedo I block freely. Welcome :] - Ajax My DMs and asks r very open if anycritter wants 2 be friends

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Yall what pride flag comes up when u like this

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Me

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I NEEEEED more transapicess friends anybeing know any good discord servers?

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sooo hey y’all, it’s been a minute

basically my phone broke then my email broke (somehow????) then I got locked out of all my accounts then I had end of the semester testing and now I’m finally back

how y’all doin?

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My school just evacuated cause of a bomb threat. We thought it was a shooter. I’ve never seen high school kids run like that before. I held hands with two of my friends. A girl lost her shoes in the mud and has to keep running just in her socks. We thought we were going to die. Why, America? Why?

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Me when femtynal concert within 500 miles of me

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vent incoming

TW for SH and ED stuff and drinking spacificly in a shedblr context. You don’t have to read this, and if this’ll trigger you please don’t read it.

I feel like this website ruined me. My first tumblr account (this is my second one) was a shedblr/jirai one. I feel so horrible about it. I’m so proud of getting out of those communities but damn it still kind of temps me. I feel like it broke me, fundamentally changed me in ways i regret. I barely feel bad or regretful about relapsing anymore, those cesspools of the online world turned it into so much more of an addiction. Sometimes I hate myself for contributing to them, no matter how small my blog was. I miss not feeling ashamed for staying clean (from SH, not drugs) and sober. I hate that I go back there sometimes, I’m staying on the good sides of tumblr so much more and I’ve made progress but still. I miss when beans was just a food styrofoam was just a material, a shed was just a place a scale meant music maps were just prices of paper. I feel ruined. Disgraced. Corrupt and dirty. I just feel like filth.

I am doing much better than I was, just had to vent for a minute. I love you all /platonic

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I was mid identity crisis but yk what? Screw it. Am I a coyote or a black backed jackal? Yes. For this theriotype I’ll say coyote/black backed jackal or just coyote/jackal. If I’m feeling more one or the other at any particular moment I’ll say that. Sometimes I have to remind myself that my identity is allowed to be fluid and/or nonspecific, it doesn’t make me less nonhuman.

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time for another identity crisis 😭 can’t tell if I’m a yote or a black backed jackal

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Ways to express your nonhumanity

Please suggest anything if you want to add anything! I've tried to include a ton of different creatures and things, and I want to add as many as I can to this list!

First of all, let's get the well-known stuff out of the way:

Vocals

Quads

Masks, tails, wings, ears, paw gloves, collars, whatever other common gear items

Artistic expression (makeup, drawing, etc)

And now, for the more unique ideas (many ideas are repeated for different creatures):

Birds

Sing. join a singing group or take lessons

Wear long jackets that flow in a breeze

Find high places to sit

Build nests

Feather boas as decoration and part of outfits

Flamingo

Wear colorful clothes if applicable to species

Birds of prey

Apple bobbing (simulating hunting fish)

Practice standing on one foot

Drink lots of water (filter feeding)

Mammals

Sharpen long nails

Avoid shaving

Grow a mustache as whiskers (if possible)

Wear furry jackets, leg and arm warmers, furry anything. The world is your oyster.

Domestic

Eat "kibble" (cereal, snacks, chocolate chips, nuts, anything small)

Drink from a bowl

Attach yourself to your favorite human

Make or buy a big pet bed (make out of blankets and pillows or buy a big dog bed. Some of those are huge.)

Feline

Clean yourself with your toung in the shower (after washing the typical way. Don't want diseases)

Claim territory by rubbing your cheek on things/people you like

Sit on things like counters and tables

Sneak up on your friends like the predator you are

Practice being quiet with your movement

Take naps often

Sunbathe

Canine

Play fetch with yourself, another dog, or a human

Find your pack

Be loud, speak your mind

Know where your territory is, and know it well

Run around your territory often

Go to the dog park

Dig in the ground (perhaps take up gardening?)

Mountain dwellers

Take up rock climbing

Rodent

Burrow (use blankets)

Climb trees

Snack on nuts and berries

Marsupial

Overalls

Anything with big or many pockets

Hooved

High heels

Platform shoes

Steel toed boots

Bat

Wear capes or long coats

Hang upside down from your bed, trees, or anything you can safely do so

Elephant

Drink from straws (I suggest buying a metal straw if you do this frequently)

Herps

Eat insects or things that may remind of insects (like ants on a log, rasins, maybe coco puffs, and chocolate chips)

Reptiles

Sun bathe

Frogs, toads

Sit like a frog

Play leap frog

Jump often

Stick your tongue out often

Axolotl

Grab things like popcorn and other snacks with your tongue

Come out after or during rain and play in puddles

Wear pink

Fluff your hair if it's short enough to emulate your gills

Aquatic

Swim (duh)

Take baths if possible

Practice holding your breath

Drink lotsssss of water

Snorkel? For long times under water?

Go fishing

Go canoeing

Jelly fish

Big skirts

If glow in the dark, keep a lantern/flashlight with you

Deep sea

Weighted blankets

With a blowhole

Drink water and spit some into a sink

Same thing, but outside, you can spit it up into the air

Fill a straw with water and blow it out

Insect, arachnid

Second/third set of arms. cosplayers have a few tutorials on YouTube to make them

Spider

"Infest" places (works if you have a roommate, live w/ family, or if you hang out with friends often) and eat straight from the fridge

Cocoon yourself with blankets

Burrow into piles of blankets and pillows

Build a web from yarn, string, or perhaps stronger material if you want to actually use it

Take up weaving, knitting, and/or sewing

Firefly

Take up rock climbing

Colony/hive insects (ants, bees, etc)

See: mammals, canine

Find your colony/hive

Define your territory (can be a single home or an entire neighborhood. Or larger! wherever you want it to be.)

Do service work for your colony/hive

Live with roommates

Keep a lamp or a flash light with you wherever you go

Divine

Wear black with a pop of bright color

Worm (grouping them here even though they're neither arachnids nor insects)

See: aquatic

Come out after/during rain fall

See: birds

Star gaze

Take up singing

Devote yourself to a religion or start your own (never call it a cult, never join a cult.)

Without solid form

What is safe worship? by cherubicsleep (link)

Meditate often

Be kindly towards the humans and creatures around you

Wear light colors

Wear flowy clothing (dresses, loose-fitting jackets, large sleeves, bell bottoms, etc)

Unholy

-- please do these things without harming yourself or others

Speak your mind

Be brutally honest

Take up boxing

Take self-defence classes

Allow yourself to over-indulge (not too much to take a toll on your health, of course)

Put yourself first when it comes to health

Meditate frequently

Take a bath and sink into the water

Plants

Decorate your room or home with plants and fake vines

Take up gardening

Wear green

Sunbathe

Drink water often

Meditate (feel your roots in the ground and simply exist)

Trees and flowers

Wear hats and/or gloves (like your leaves or petals)

Wear brown or green pants and whatever color your petals or leaves are as a shirt

Hair dye

Objects

Meditation to emphasize your inanimate self. To simply exist.

Food

Allow or encourage a friend or partner to bite you (non-harmfully. Unless you're into that)

Light

Carry a flash light with you wherever you go

Wear bright colors

Dark

Wear dark clothes

Turn off the lights whenever you can

Furniture

Weighted blanket for feeling of having stuff on you

Hold lots of stuff in your pockets (cargo pants are great)

Machine

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Cybergoth/cyberpunk clothing

Steampunk clothing

Carry spare parts and batteries with you everywhere! (Helpful bits and bobs like a pen, first aid, and snacks)

Think of your period as oil leaks (if applicable)

Think of sleeping and eating as recharging

Vehicle

Go on long car rides often

Go places with friends often

Travel via car

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”This is fine!”

My honest reaction

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HI HI HI :3 *tail wags* HELLO COYOTE :33

HALOOO dude I love having other yotes to yip with X]]]

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im so bored send me asks (nothing weird tho)

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Happy? Skz.

Sleepy? Skz.

Sad? Why be sad when Skz?

Directly in the path of a nuclear missile? It’s okay, you have Skz :)

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Im not gae ur gae

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found this at my local carnival 😭