How I met your mother a Hansel and gretel story
Barney was walking through central park still wearing his suit trying to work off his relationship gut his friends had teased him about when he donated his porn collection as he walked he could feel his small belly jiggling slightly he was so distracted by it he failed to notice at he had entered a part of central park hidden to many. Barry only stopped when he hit something solid he took a step and looked in awe right infront of him was a house completely "Wow this amazing "muttered Barney to himself as he broke off a piece of the gingerbread and shoved it in his mouth he was shocked by how it tasted he was about to brake off another piece when the door of the gingerbread house suddenly flew open and out stepped a elderly woman with a cane and glass
"Young man why are you eating my house ?"asked The old woman pretending to be shocked as she eyed Barney small belly
"Hey lady if you didn't want people to eat your house you shouldn't have made it out of gingerbread "replied Barney quite rudely the old woman was angry about this but managed to keep her cool
"Well of course how silly of me a young handsome man and plump "said The old woman poking Barney belly "Why dont you came inside and have some more food "said The old woman poking Barney belly a few more times smirking at how already soft it felt Barney grinned the old woman quickly went back inside
"Sure it going to legen wait for dary legendary "said Barney following the old woman inside and into the dining room where the table was full of cakes pies pancakes doughnuts pizza and many other types of food Barny couldn't help himself but drool as he took a seat "this is a lot of food "said Barney all ready grabbing a slice of pizza
"Cooking is a hobby now eat up "said The old woman Barney wasted no time as he quickly started eating an hour later Barney had managed to eat a whole pizza two pies and three cakes and sat back in his chair rubbing his bloated belly crumbs covering his mouth and rubbing his round bloated belly completely dazed "Why dont you come take a nap "said The old woman helping Barney up and placing a hand on Barney round soild belly "Come on big boy let get you to bed "said The old woman helping Barney to bed lying him down on a bed of cotton candy when Barny hit it he was out like a light through kept munching on the cotton candy bed in his sleep unware the old woman was watching him licking her lips
A few weeks had passed and Barny had spent almost every minute eating the yummy food the old woman had made for him of course all this had an effect on his waistline his belly had grown so big the new suit the old woman had given him barely fit with buttons staining to hold back his fat his large love handles visible through his white shirt and his moobs almost as big as any woman he tried to sleep with his face had also became rounder his cheeks big and chubby and a double chin on him his lower body as been affected his ass was large and could be barely contained big the new pair of trousers the old woman had given also his legs looked like tree trunks which made him waddle
Currently Barney was sleeping on his cotton candy bed when he was woken up by the old woman squeezing his love handle "Come on my plump butter ball time for breakfast "said The old woman in a happy tone as let go of Barney love handle and poking in right between his moobs
"Breakfast time great am starving "said Barney thinking with his stomach he not really caring at he fat now he just wanted food as the witch helped him and he waddled after The old woman when he reached the dinning room table he was out of breath and swating but that didn't stop him from eating anything that was placed in front of him
"Good eat up tubby "said The old woman pinching Barney chubby cheek
after breakfast the old woman started poking Barney belly and ticking his double chin "I think your ready for dinner 'said The old woman licking her lips as she patted Barney large belly
"But I just had breakfast "said Barney confused as he licked some sauce from his plump fingers
"You misunderstood my sweet fatty you not having dinner you are dinner " laughed The witch
"What ?" asked Barney in shock
"Why do you think I been fatten you up for dough boy am a witch it what we do "said The witch poking Barney love handles before Barney could protest any further a bright red apple was shoved in his mouth "Now let move this to the kitchen "said The Witch snapping her fingers suddenly Barney found himself in the kitchen being placed in a large cauldron the water coming just above his moobs
"Hmmmm" said Barney trying to speak through the apple in his mouth
"Dont worry you'll taste amazing "said The Witch leaning over to lick Barney chubby cheek before bending down to light the fire once lit she started to cut vegetables into the cauldron "I can't wait until your ready "said The Witch as she added more vegetables
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