[ace-trainer-alice]

im pretty sure losing to me was supposed to represent some like personal challenge or low point in its journey. but the moment i stuffed it in a dress to show it off it started blushing, making weird little noises, and squeezing its legs together. plus it keeps trying to hide its mouth or force its cheeks to go down but that's absolutely a smile. so no i do think this is the end of its journey actually. and that's why it's actually morally correct for me to have it in a cheerleader outfit spelling out my name letter by letter and saying how much it loves doing whatever i say.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that's right, pet.* you want to be a good girl, don't you?** you want to please mommy?*** just relax and give in... all of your friends have already submitted.**** imagine how much happier you'll be with no thoughts at all...*****

*ad hominem

**leading question

***appeal to authority

****bandwagoning

*****card stacking

[cool-ghoul]

"Now I understand you're the Goddess of Light and everything, but it sounds like you're just feeding Heroes of Light to the Demon Queen."

[stateownedslut]

Reactionary sub: I'm literally biologically designed for you to use and abuse me. It's just my body doing what is natural.

Dialectical materialist sub: Historical trends in productive forces have produced a moment within the superstructure wherein I derive sexual satisfaction from roleplaying taboo subject matter.

Liberal sub: nobody knows why I get a funny feeling in my tummy when they call me their kid

[watercolormagicalgirl]

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

[druidquest]

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

[druidquest]

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

[regularlossheroine]

if you move or speak, then I'll scream. don't cum or you'll get my skirt dirty. I'll make a scene. does it feel good? we'll get off at the next station. if you make any weird movements before that, I'll call the police. you're disgusting. you're not seriously going to, right? you can hang on for a couple minutes. don't say anything.

[regularlossheroine]

I'm sorry I'm sorry- fine, I'm sorry, just don't tell anyone. fuck I knew I should have taken my uniform off- don't tell the guidence councillor- oh my god, don't tell my parents. yes- of course. of course I know I'm not in a position to ask, please I- stop gripping my wrist so hard it hurts-! I said I'm sorry!

[cuntgirldyke]

If you’re gonna be a pervert about trans women you have to be a transfeminist first. That’s literally the bare minimum

[scruffyturtles]

holiday jacinthe

[fagstaynight]

trust me you do not want to be a maid here the princess likes to gather all of us up every month and sets us loose in the royal forest to hunt us. shes not even on horseback or anything she just lets us get exhausted first and then runs after us. Yeah girl where do you think i got all these bruises and bite marks from she beats the shit out of us shes crazy. Ok well i dont appreciate you getting a boner this is really a traumatic thing for me

[oblativelamb]

ok my little VN piggy. you're doing great. after you're done with this route, you'll have to finish the other two. and remember, you won't cum until you show me the 100% CGS complete award, okay?

[maidthings]

goddess this game is ass

[oblativelamb]

you want mommy to kill herself

[isuggestlove]

I know you're a girl, that's obvious. I asked you how many girls.

[bungerc0re]

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

[cnc-pet]

head from a girl whose pupils turn into pink hearts every time you hit the back of her throat

[loreleywrites]

girlknight whose pupils turn into pink hearts every time her princess hits the back of her throat

[bedazzlecunt]

i love a vicious cycle in kink.

"edging makes me dumb" > "being dumb makes me horny" > "being horny makes me want to edge" > "edging makes me dumb"

"acting like a desperate slut embarrasses me" > "being embarrassed turns me on" > "being turned on makes me act like a desperate slut" > "acting like a desperate slut embarrasses me"

it just goes on and on and on and makes me more desperate and more weak and more easy!

[mollyjames]

Just learned that some people dont hypnotize their partners before sex. They remain fully conscious and aware of what's happening the whole time. Sounds kinda pervy to me but to each their own I guess

[comfybutter]

this is my awful loser useless maid. if you call it a "good maid" it falls on its back and bites at your ankles. if you don't say anything it also does that. oh wait this is a fucking fox