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@ajoneliaszine
Hey, folks, the extras are finally up! Thereās exactly oneĀ āone of everythingā package left, plus some physical copies of the zine, a bunch of stickers and postcards, and exactly one @emperiocism charm left - and PDF copies will be available as long as thereās merch left in the store!
The first orders have shipped! In no particular order, unfortunately; it's been a rough week and I figured getting them out was more important than being picky. Shipping will continue until it stops - I have many more charms to wrap and envelopes to seal.
The etsy store isn't showing a pdf version for sale, is that correct?
Correct! When shipping has finished for the pre-orders, I'll list anything that's left in the Etsy store and the pdf will be available to purchase again at that time, too.
[alt text: portrait of the modās living room filled with zines. And merch. And shipping materials. And more merch.]
Packing has begun! Not shipping, because I'm still waiting for the cardboard backing I ordered so that the spines don't get brutalized in shipping, but yesterday a friend came over and helped me separate everything out into piles and start stuffing envelopes.
Zine-only orders should start going out as soon as packaging either arrives (current estimate: July 19) or I find a replacement for same, probably around mid-week. Orders that include merch will follow shortly, and you should receive a tracking number when your package ships!
Production update! Proofs have been accepted, zines are in printing, and merch has started to arrive! Stickers are HEAVY, y'all. I'm expecting to see charms and postcards by the end of the week, and shipping will commence as soon as zines arrive. It's happening!!
Of you've had any trouble downloading your PDF copy, please try to message the shop through Etsy first, but feel free to reach out in other ways if you don't hear back within a day; there have been some issues with Etsy messaging.
Do you have any leftovers for the zine?
At this point we're not expecting to - we were able to order exact numbers from the printers, so there will only be a few overages to cover surprises, damages, and mod dyscalcula.
There *will* be leftovers of some of the merch, though, and if there are any zines left they'll be posted in the Etsy shop at the same time (and there will probably be another round of PDF sales at that time as well).
And thatās it, preorders have wrapped - with 114 total sales, which letās be honest, is *way* more than I expected a jonelias zine to get. Thank you, everyone, youāve been wonderful!
If you placed a PDF-only order, you should now be able to download the zine from the link in your order email. Unfortunately Etsy has been...less than reliable lately, and I require sleep, so I wonāt be able to troubleshoot for ~8-10 hours. If you do run into problems, please do let me know, and Iāll get on it first thing in the morning.
If you placed a physical order, Iām working on ways to get you your PDFs! Hopefully also tomorrow.
Thank you all again, and look forward to shipping-process updates as print jobs start to roll in!
Preorders are now open! Now through June 30, get yourself a digital copy of the zine, a print copy, a print copy plus postcards and stickers and a charm, or all that plus EXTRA stickers and charms! All The Things!
PDF copies will be available when preorders end, on July 1, 2021, and physical copies should start shipping the week of July 20, 2021.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ajoneliaszine
A little less than three hours before I close preorders and start prepping the print job orders!
"He is reverent in the way he touches Jon: less a painter and his canvas, and more a sculptor with a slab of marble, to carve an icon for his god." From "Graven Images" by Zalia Chimera, appearing in [pleasured exhalation], a jonelias charity fanzine. Preorders open through July 10.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ajoneliaszine
And weāre back up, folks! (Or as good as.) A few updates:
1. If you were holding off ordering because you wanted the full merch bundle and our Etsy shop was being eaten by gremlins, itās back! Or, if you ordered the smaller bundle because the larger one wasnāt available, you can order an add-on! (In fact, if you ordered just the zine and have since had regrets, you can also order all the merch as an add-on!) Please mention in the order notes if you have already placed an order and are adding on merch; if you do that, I should be able to combine shipping and refund you the extra. If you donāt, I canāt guarantee Iāll catch it.
2. Due to aforementioned gremlins, preorders have been extended to July 10. This also means that shipping of print/physical orders will be pushed back as well, probably to the week of July 27. Apologies for the delay, but it seems only fair.
3. If youāre in the EU, Etsy will begin collecting VAT on orders to the EU on July 1, so try to get your orders in over the next couple of days! I have absolutely zero control over this one.
If you have any other questions, please, send an ask or contact us @ajoneliaszine on twitter, and thank you so much for all your support so far! This has been wildly popular for a single-pairing zine in a fandom like this one, and I love each and every one of you.
Hey, my order was randomly cancelled and I was wondering if you might know reasons why? I plan to retry once the money goes back to my account, but I want to make sure somethings not currently up with etsy or something
I don't, unfortunately! I do have an order that was placed and then held for a while before being rejected, but that's all it shows me, that it wasn't approved.
There appears to be an issue with the Etsy shop; please hold tight while we get it resolved
And we're back! Thank you for your patience - of you tried to place an order in the past ten hours or so and couldn't find a listing in the shop, please try again!
There appears to be an issue with the Etsy shop; please hold tight while we get it resolved
a) are there any content warnings for the zine and b) is there sexual content in it? (i know it's listed as 18+ but want to double check)
A very good question, and one I meant to answer before posting! The zine is officially listed as a Choose Not to Warn space, meaning that we're not currently planning to print a list of official trigger warnings but you can assume that it does contain some things that would fall under the AO3 standard warnings categories.
I can say that it does include some sexual content in the prose, and there is some body horror but no explicit sexual content in the visual art.
Hi! I was just wondering what time pre-orders open?
Right now! Finally! I could claim time zones, but really, it's the fact that my job won't let me make zines at work. Very rude of them.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ajoneliaszine
Hi! I just realised that it's the 15th - I didn't miss the preorder window did I? (If it's not open that's fine - I was just like "oh shit did I miss it because my sense of time is GONE?")
You did not! In my defense it is still TECHNICALLY the 15th - preorders will be open for two weeks, until June 30! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ajoneliaszine
Preorders are now open! Now through June 30, get yourself a digital copy of the zine, a print copy, a print copy plus postcards and stickers and a charm, or all that plus EXTRA stickers and charms! All The Things!
PDF copies will be available when preorders end, on July 1, 2021, and physical copies should start shipping the week of July 20, 2021.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ajoneliaszine