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missbehavingv3

I’ve had this in my queue since June 🤣🤣

#happy tuesday the 20th!#humor #misc

attorneytrash

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

#plss i love this #humor #lgbtqia

malusokay

How to touch some grass

A guide for chronically online girlies who spend every second of their life scrolling through Tumblr. (no front, I love you <3)

Go on a walk. Fresh air, baby!

Lay in the sun. Or in the rain, since it's autumn.

Read a book. Only if you are able to with your goldfish TikTok attention span, lol. <3

Draw Something. I challenge you to draw a cat. send it to me on Twitter @ malusokay and I'll draw a better one. try me.

Try learning a new language. A date with the Duolingo bird.

Go to the theatre alone. Sit in one of those couple seats and stare at the cringy couples while eating popcorn; ignore the movie lmao.

Clean your room. Or reorganize it!

Climb a tree. At your own risk.

Make yourself some tea. Maybe host a tea party!

Try a new hairstyle. I've been trying those low space buns jk?

Bake a cake. Like a fancy and cool one!

Throw your phone into a lake and try to find it. :)

Workout or do yoga. Pilates can be fun too.

Try making friends in irl. This is a tough one, I'm sorry. <3

Paint your nails. Mine are black rn!

Start planning your birthday. Or write your Christmas wishlist.

Go get a coffee. Make your way to your local cafe and try something new! <3

Try learning how to crochet. I've been crocheting makeup bags, lmao.

Do your skincare routine. Do a face mask, and take time for yourself. <3

Make a smoothie. I'll give you a recipe... Banana, raspberries, strawberries, yoghurt for protein, your milk of choice and some coconut flakes as a topping!

Do your homework. So you can be lazy without feeling guilty.

Water your plants. They did nothing wrong... come on.. :(

Go to Ikea. Who doesn't love IKEA?? (not sponsored, lol)

Don't judge me, I wrote this at 3am, and I have the flu. It was fun tho haha.

✩‧₊*:・love ya ･:*₊‧✩

#obsessed #reminder #humor #fave

highonlife22-deactivated2026021

everybody talks like this now, this is the new doggo

#people learned about the existence of these words and they now play around with them like jigsaw puzzle pieces #pretentious passing version of lol randommm XD #misc

torotillo

Little rabbit made from recycled materials, newspaper, wire, homemade glue. Fragility of ecosystems, subject reflecting the medium. IG @thisspeckledwood

#art #nature #fave

nature-travel-photography

Fernando de Noronha Brazil - Author: IronMuse_

#nature

sembenjamin

The golden days of the UK Garage scene by Ewen Spencer

#women #aes

cannibalchicken

#me in high school #now as well but to a lesser extent #about the author

littlegirlinvisible

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S (1961), dir. Blake Edwards

#morning moods #media #about the author #cats

pure

one of the most life changing truths i’ve heard of is my mentor explaining to me that the vagina isn’t a hole when we were discussing french feminism

pure

so the concept of ‘phallocentrism’ in french feminism refers to the idea that women are what men lack. and the widespread notion that the vagina is a hole is a symptom of that, because holes are incomplete and lack something. to that end, we have to rethink what a vagina is that isn’t fundamentally in the form of a ‘lacking’ because it doesn’t ‘lack’ anything like a hole does. its primary function isn’t just an ‘unfilled’, empty space like a hole is. bitch when i tell you my third eye opened !!! 👌🏿💯🔥😩😩😩📢📢🔥🔥💯💯

laundryandtaxes

There’s an excellent short piece I’ll look up when I get home (written I think by a woman with the last name Martin?) called “The Egg and the Sperm” about how coded the language around this is. Specifically the idea that sperm are active, eggs are not avtive, and that sperm are produced lifelong whereas eggs are not, even though an egg has to be prepared actively every month.

It’s a cool little read that contains almost no difficult language- I’ll look it up later. I know I still have the pdf. So the whole concept of lack and lack of activity being built into how we talk about just basic reproductive functions was wild to me when I first read it a few years back.

justpokemongo

here is a pdf :)

rad-and-i-dont-stop

I read this too. It impacted me greatly. I actually think of it often

parttimepup

This is the truest thing! Vaginas are not a hole. A vagina is two muscular walls pressed together, NOT the space in between them, which doesn’t even exist. I’d say 95% of anatomical figures and drawings are inaccurate on this point. They always show the vaginal canal as some wide open channel, as if in the midst of being spread apart by some invisible penis. I’ve never seen it represented in it’s resting state, it’s natural state.

#!!!!#feminism #misogyny #ref #fave