Before you call my lie pointless, at least let me tell it

Hey y'all name's Finn. Here's what to expect: ACE ATTORNEY. A LOT. Also very into Skyfall (and especially 00q). Other than that, books, games, anime, and whatever else i happen to be into at any given moment. I draw and write. putting the com back in romcom. attorneytrash on bluesky

[attorneytrash]

HELLO 00Q LIKERS!! My (almost) 70k word fic, METRONOME, is complete and available to read!! Yes it is I, the person who has been posting snippets in the 00q tag for months. Thank you all for putting up with me.

RATING: EX

GENRE: Romantic Comedy (Dramedy?)

READ IF YOU ENJOY: Banter. Situations. Longing. Forced proximity. Banter a second time

FIRST LINE: "Q knocked on the door to suite 706, the Sarriette, London, having no idea he'd be functionally trapped there for the next fortnight and change."

To my followers who enjoy my fic but have never seen skyfall or know anything about james bond, i am once again suggesting you simply watch this three minute clip. you will either resonate with 00q in the depths of your soul or you are immune and will never suffer The Visions.

[deertomybison]

00q posting to feed the community

[orangetruckercap]

Vintage pokemon art by Aya Kusube

[tamamita]

Godzilla is wife material. But so out of my league:(

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[attorneytrash]

waiting for phoenix wright gets hit by a car day is so nostalgic it reminds me of when we were in trials and tribulations era counting down the days until phoenix wright fell off a bridge. everyone celebrating like phoenix wright is being carried away by the current RIGHT NOW. yeah other things happened that day too. a murder for example. but you have to prioritize in this life

[synibread]

JUNE!!

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[jenny-holzer]

[attorneytrash]

ooooh i'm gonna finish chapter three of the 00q regency au fic tonight i'm gonna do it. yes it does have a working title now for the No One who asked. i think i'll end up publishing it chapter by chapter but i want to finish if not the whole thing at LEAST a big chunk of it before i start actually publishing it because how chill would that be. for me i mean. just having chapters ready and waiting to publish them out of Malice

[seagiri]

crows

[mistressaccost]

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

[blackarachnya]

theyre making another movie

[darkspaceboytoy]

I won’t let them.

[alisonzai]

[only-cat-memes]

[harajuno]

Blackquill practice bc i cant use pinks and blue's in my artworks. it's ok. at least i recreated my favourite procreate brush

[domi1i]

My fav boy for sketchbook