AKA Bess is a Bad Blogger

Fan blog here, though I treat it more like a diary I want to like me. Fiona-the-not-so-fierce is my sister, I'm a midwife and have a baby girl. Expect geekery, cats, women's health PSAs and family weirdness. Also random craftiness because I need a place to post my creations. No, I will not change my theme style. I'm a bad blogger and Tumblr basic is perfect.

[akabess]

I'm taking tumblr off my phone. I've been so much happier since I stopped using it, so I'm gonna just... Go away for a while. Peace.

[akabess]

It's 3am and I just want to go to sleep. I dnt want to be angry any more. Just let me go to sleep.

[nerdartsycabbage]

One of my favourite jokes EVER

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

[dannysgreenpants]

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

[vancila]

[smitethestate]

Oh thank god someone drew it.

[akabess]

You know, maybe I get really aggressive and angrily emphasize what I'm saying because I want you to take me seriously. I just want to cut a couple steps out if the damn narrative and for you to believe what I'm saying the first time it comes out of my mouth.

[egirldeathdrive]

Being unconditionally polite, kind, and compassionate in a society that values and finds “deeper meaning” in aloofness and cynicism is subversive and thus punk

[heartlessharless]

hufflepunk

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

Two States Will Let Women Get Birth Control Without a Doctor in 2016 | Broadly

Starting next year, women in California and Oregon will be able to get birth control prescriptions from a pharmacist, without having to make an appointment with a doctor.

Starting early in 2016, new policies in California and Oregon will allow women in those states to access hormonal contraception without a doctor’s prescription. In both states, pharmacists will be empowered to conduct a pre-screening and then prescribe birth control, eliminating the need for women to visit—or even call—a doctor before they can obtain the pill, patch, or ring. Both medical practitioners and reproductive health experts say this is a huge step towards making birth control accessible for any woman who needs or wants it—and that it’s about time.

[softcore-marshmallow]

[girlmeetswrld-deactivated201801]

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[altglo-deactivated20151003]

i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.

[respektvoll]

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

[thespartzter-deactivated2017120]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!

[shrekboob-deactivated20160330]

[84miles]

[dorkhamill-blog]

@iguanamouth look its your brethren 

[akabess]

Come in kiddo, just go to sleep already. I have to poop and then call my doctor.

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

the last meme of 2015 was here all along

[ladiesof-shield]

[prowling-lights]

This pun…..oh man…..

[baconpoweredmutant]

We only have less than a month to use this pun. The rarest of puns that can no longer be used, once the year is over.

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Last day!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Lesbians should invade ladies nights at pubs and throw free parties for themselves

[awwww-cute]

[outofcontextdnd]

You look closer and notice the man needs a haircut. You give him one. He is grateful, but confused.

GM, after a roll to stab someone did not go well. (via outofcontextdnd)