Hooyah Flash

28 years old. Navy Master at Arms. Bad at fitness but still doing it. Bibliophile.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The entire wait staff singing Happy Birthday to the customer is never a positive experience for either yet it shows no signs of slowing down

[kvothe-kingkiller]

so my dad often says “richard cranium” instead of dickhead and i just fucking realized my dad has been using the ‘me, an intellectual:’ meme for my entire fucking life

[akajflash]

I got in trouble in kindergarten for calling someone an "anal orifice" because my mom used to say it all the time. The teacher was the only person who realized I was calling someone an asshole. Thanks, mom.

[ejacutastic]

straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage

[ejacutastic]

I didn’t know this shit got so many notes also the straights are so mad in the comments lmfao

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having a gym membership and posting gym selfies seems pretty normal these days, but having a library membership and posting library selfies would be pretty strange.

[akajflash]

Literally let's make library selfies a thing

[mmmwhatchabrayyy]

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

[akajflash]

So what happens when you're 28 and you just left your husband and you make no money? Like.... now what?

[akajflash]

Why is my face sideways? Help?

[fohx-deactivated20171111]

[akajflash]

It makes me uncomfortable that no one ever acknowledges how hot Kaitlin Olson is in any of her roles. She's a straight up 10 and no one ever talks about it???

[akajflash]

Other runners: 10 easy miles to end the weekend done!

Me: 10 easy steps to the fridge done!

[kieljamespatrick]

Nantucket, Massachusetts

[keroiam]

[2000ish]

[fragileblues]

[akajflash]

Me, your roommate back in Boulder: what the fuck?

[akajflash]

[rebeltrust]

John F. Kennedy

[architecturalprep]

Iconic