The entire wait staff singing Happy Birthday to the customer is never a positive experience for either yet it shows no signs of slowing down
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@akajflash
The entire wait staff singing Happy Birthday to the customer is never a positive experience for either yet it shows no signs of slowing down
so my dad often says “richard cranium” instead of dickhead and i just fucking realized my dad has been using the ‘me, an intellectual:’ meme for my entire fucking life
I got in trouble in kindergarten for calling someone an "anal orifice" because my mom used to say it all the time. The teacher was the only person who realized I was calling someone an asshole. Thanks, mom.
straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage
I didn’t know this shit got so many notes also the straights are so mad in the comments lmfao
Having a gym membership and posting gym selfies seems pretty normal these days, but having a library membership and posting library selfies would be pretty strange.
Literally let's make library selfies a thing
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
So what happens when you're 28 and you just left your husband and you make no money? Like.... now what?
Why is my face sideways? Help?
It makes me uncomfortable that no one ever acknowledges how hot Kaitlin Olson is in any of her roles. She's a straight up 10 and no one ever talks about it???
Other runners: 10 easy miles to end the weekend done!
Me: 10 easy steps to the fridge done!
Nantucket, Massachusetts
Me, your roommate back in Boulder: what the fuck?
John F. Kennedy
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