Excursion From Existence

10% fuckery 20% skill 15% pure lesbian will 5% math 15% late and 100% reason to dissociate

[thedankmemes]

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

here’s some more i’ve gathered since making this post btw.

[schroedingerskatze87]

Feeling kind of silly now…

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[toyfemme]

[patricia-taxxon]

"bread wetness" scale with a baguette on one side, a mug of beer on the other, and spaghetti right in the middle

[huffylemon]

[tgttos]

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

[blessyouhawkeye]

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[toastbutteregg]

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[stonebutchcowboy]

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

[terminallycapricious]

[5hio]

I rewatched both shows at the same time, of course this was gonna happen

 (i know Ed’s leg is in the opposite side shh)

[jaubaius]

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

[crownmalone]

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.