aka.lou

i don't even know anymore, my guys. she/they, i guess ? yeah, let's try that

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[fuckrozanov]

shane hollander is a soft-boiled egg and i’m popping him into my mouth whole

[akalousthings]

the fundamental difference between shane and ilya's relationship to hockey is that for ilya the hockey makes the sex better while for shane the sex makes the hockey better

[ladyluscinia]

Circling a point today

I think possibly the most fun thing about Shane's side of Hollanov is how he deals with a teenage sexuality crisis by going thank fucking god the man I had sex with is in the exact same position as me and we can both agree that nothing good will ever come of introspection or god forbid addressing things. And then he constructs his life so his most significant relationship for years and years is hooking up 4-6 times a year with a man he never sees outside of those meetings, who is openly having loads of casual sex with women, who lives in a different country and literally physically cannot decide they should see each other more, who will never ever come out as gay or expect Shane to, and who shuts down attempts at emotional intimacy with really fantastic sex

Literally the ideal fucking solution. He can do whatever mental gymnastics or closeted hot stove touching he wants inside his own head, and his feelings about Ilya will quite literally never ever be any of Ilya's business! Or anyone's business! Not even Shane's business if he doesn't want them to be!

Surely nothing could ever go wrong with this plan

[ladyluscinia]

Also like this is the operative fantasy. It's the intentional self delusion. It never actually works as intended because Hollanov are horny and young and stupid but they also just fucking like each other 🤷‍♀️

Which is why Shane gets to have deep seated knots of complex emotions around stuff like being ghosted by the guy who is appealing in part because he would ghost you and then show up expecting a booty call like its nothing

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[687687675765-deactivated2023011]

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

[bipolar4autistic]

Heated rivalry is proof we need to kill the binge watch format and go back to weekly appointment viewing . Nothing better than when there’s a show airing new episodes once a week and your whole tumblr ecosystem is thriving on the nourishment of two men fucking raw on their screens .

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[a-sentient-cup]

poll test

if my calculations are correct

this is gonna

have an absurd amount of time until it expires

but i don't know if it's repeatable

Choice 5

Voting ended onOct 30, 2025

[a-sentient-cup]

[a-sentient-cup]

hehe

[bisexualisopod]

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

[a-sentient-cup]

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

[1989nihil]

According to the date calculator on timeanddate.com, this polls will end on

Friday, 31st of October 2025

[vampirecatprince]

[jayscarraway]

everyone who menstruates should get 5000 dollars per period just for living through it i think

[gay-impressionist]

Sachant que nous avons eu 5 premiers ministres en 2.5 ans et que Macron est président jusque 2027 : À votre avis, combien de PM auront nous encore d'ici-là ?

1 (mdr)

3

5

6

7

8

9

10

+ de 10 ??

Voting ended onOct 13, 2025

[saecookie-deactivated20251124]

Nan mais la logique algébrique voudrait qu'on dise genre 3 1/2, mais il faut regarder la courbe de tendance aussi, s'il y a une évolution linéaire ou quoi de la durée d'exercice pour qu'on puisse calculer tout bien et...

[pia-writes-things]

Considérant que les Français.es sont un peuple de râleur.euses, et que les premiers ministres ne les écoutent pas. Considérant aussi le refus du Président Emmanuel Macron de reconnaître les résultats des élections législatives de 2024, alors, en vertu du théorème de l'instabilité sociale, on peut considérer que nous aurons environ...

[gay-impressionist]

[saecookie-deactivated20251124]

Je suis pas mathématicienne mais je pense que le prochain sera PM pour 9 jours

[garnetrena]

On change de premier ministre tellement vite que le mème n'est déjà plus à jour

[ryebreadgf]

I’m sorry but these pictures macron had taken of himself after a call with putin still make me chuckle. me when I get one email at work

[1verre2trop-official]

Ptdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr moi lundi a 8h12 quand le tel sonne

[moonsworndandelion]

moi quand j'entends tout le monde parler politique au café et que je vais lire c'est quoi la nouvelle bonne idée du gouv

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[minyoonjin]

we don't get enough content of jin wearing earrings

[cr. 0613data]

{op note: dkgfkdkgkfdjdjdfjd}

[hobipowers]

x

[namchyoon]

family 💜