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Thots ahoy! It's me, ya boi

[schwappaaka]

I attended a Dungeon Meshi themed dinner last weekend and wanted to share what was brought/devoured! Enjoy the comparison of what the dishes looked like irl vs the show

[smoozie]

Hey guys guess what

[fiery-feather]

[ohitspurple2]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[maidthings]

creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game

[maidthings]

*kicks over your sand castle*

[depsidase]

[thecarvingwitch]

Stay safe, guys

[gendernewtral]

24/7 Suicide Hotline for LGBTQ Youth - Get Help Now

Get immediate help 24/7/365. The Trevor Project's crisis counselors are just a text, chat, or phone call away. Completely confidential and f

it’s three taps anywhere on the screen on a smartphone!

[our-trans-punk-experience]

This is important punks. Deadly important.

[hazey-magnolia]

I’ve texted their hotline before. It was super helpful and even if it hadn’t been the amount of time you’re there can be enough to let your urges fade and stay safe.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i redrew that one bumblebee and optimus hugging gif in their transformers one designs...

holding my stupid son like a subway sandwich because hes subway sandwich shaped

[byjove]

Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

[byjove]

The amount of times I’ve heard a parent say something like “I’m just not going to tell my son he has ADHD, I want him to feel normal.” HE DOES NOT. HE DOES NOT FEEL NORMAL. HE IS WONDERING WHY HE IS STRUGGLING AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION HE IS AN IRREDEEMABLE FAILURE.

[levia-san]

I randomly remembered HSY helping reassemble LSY in the surgery room and pondered over their relationship before this crack idea happened. A chat with a friend then sealed the deal

Bonus:

Joongdok bonus ending:

This venue has been booked all day anyway and KDJ was too shellshocked to reject.

Congratulations!

[speedlimit15]

scary things happening in weather world rn

[speedlimit15]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

nothing compared to my job at the grocery store

[speedlimit15]

im sorry for minimizing your struggle

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's ok we all have to learn and grow in life

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[the-real-seebs]

i try to reblog this every few times i see it because you might someday need to know how to put out a fire.

[curlicuecal]

fun fact I learned the exciting way: if you see something on fire in the oven, and you open that oven, it’s going to *immediately* become significantly more on fire.

because oxygen. whoops.

if you turn off the oven and leave everything closed while you get your extinguisher and call the fire department or whatever, there is a reasonable chance it will use up the oxygen and put *itself* out.

so don’t open the oven.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

honestly my favorite 4chan post

[gservitor]

Same energy.

[clearcutcasualty]

[tsunderrated]

One irresistible man

[meran-fitzfaber]

[red-revival]

[m0nst3rclaw]

i found it, i found the post

[fandomscatscomics]

I want Cale to use the skills he had as Kim Rok Soo more because like I get that he isn't physically strong now, but he also wasn't for a long time before and would have had to compensate. Also he was on like the most bamf teams apparently. Now imagine a time of peace where cale is truly relaxed and someone like Choi Han or Ron accidently sneak up on him and he just like judo flips them. It would be hysterical

[misfithive]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Our Beautiful Life When It's Filled With Shrieks/ Christopher Citro

[id a screenshot from the anime dungeon meshi (delicious in dungeon) showing senshi a muscular fantasy dwarf with a horned helmet and a big bushy black beard, looking at the viewer and offering a plate of food. text has been edited over the image that reads "i love you i want us both to eat well" end id]

[shiroganejpg]

there's this lad who was the captain of my football team for seven seasons back in the day (Gordon Strachan) and he is the most sardonic oul get who comes out with the FUNNIEST quotes and I ALWAYS think about Mithrun as a diplomat. and listen I know Mithrun wasn't invited to be a diplomat bc he's "not that friendly" but I'm just saying. it would be so feckin funny. he's sitting there deadpan while Kabru is literally crying. should I make more of these