I'm Good With My Fingers

"Yo I'm Sasori let's fuck haha jk no homo." ((Crack!Sasori rp blog because I felt like it.))

[heroinbunny]

sexual orientation: disgusted

[chesterfeattim-blog]

Akatsuki Birthdays

[sasukeeuchiha]

[akasunanopesasori]

( x )

[akasunanopesasori]

"SORRY I FISTED YOU!!"

“.. I-I’m not quite sure how to respond to this.”

[harunohomo]

“You’re not quite sure on anything are you?”

[akasunanopesasori]

Squints at chest. “I’m not quite sure if you’re a man or a woman.”

[lounare]

never make fun of someone because they’re sleeping with a stuffed animal not all of us have humans to hug at night

[akasunanopesasori]

"I love you."

“Love you too, sexy.”

[akasunanopesasori]

"SORRY I FISTED YOU!!"

“.. I-I’m not quite sure how to respond to this.”

[animepopheart]

artist | reprinted with permission

[nightlock]

no i don’t need a boyfriend to complete me but honestly it would be nice to have someone to hang out with and talk to and sometimes just hold hands and kiss and do cute couple things with ya know

[paragons-gone]

“you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself”

[akasunanopesasori]

Sasori, my man... I was thinking of something... what if we rig up one of your puppets with my clay, hm? You have all sorts of crazy contraptions for them, surely something'd work with it?

"How about let’s not do that ever."

[akasunanopesasori]

"Oh, come on, Deidara. You can do better than that."

Ah, torture is so much fun.

[deidarasplosions]

“Goddammit, Sasori! Stop being so mean and kiss me already!!”

The frustration is too high. At this point, he’s surprised he hasn’t given up!

[akasunanopesasori]

“Nah.”

Just to piss Deidara off even further, he got up and began walking away.

“See you later~”

[urmilkovich]

There are characters whose death made you sad and then there characters whose death made you pretend it never happened

[springtime-of-youth]

[akasunanopesasori]

Sasori, my man... I was thinking of something... what if we rig up one of your puppets with my clay, hm? You have all sorts of crazy contraptions for them, surely something'd work with it?

"How about let’s not do that ever."

[akasunanopesasori]

He slowly got a little closer, his breath now hitting Deidara’s face.

"Hm? I don’t think I heard an answer… You know I’m impatient, so don’t keep me waiting…"

[deidarasplosions]

"I… I’d… Uh…"

His eyes slowly dart back and forth between Sasori’s eyes and his lips. His own trembling all the while. His mind is clouded from everything else, only focused on this moment. Then, slowly but surely, he begins moving his own head towards Sasori, hoping to seal the deal.

[akasunanopesasori]

Sasori’s half-lidded eyes watched the blond as his lips trembled. Unbeknownst to himself, his tongue had licked his own lips to moisten them as he saw Deidara beginning to give in to the temptation. Their noses brushed and Sasori smirked, though he made no move forward.

[deidarasplosions]

Sadly, the blond was just out of reach to lock lips with Sasori, considering he was sitting on top of him. He strained himself as tried his damnedest to reach his lips. Slowly but surely, he exhausts himself and flops back, groaning.

"Not fair… hm…"

[akasunanopesasori]

"When have I ever played fairly?”

Chuckling, Sasori watched the annoyed blond. He wasn’t complaining now, was he? It seems like he must not have been bothered by the puppet sitting on him as much as he implied. The redhead decided he was going to make the blond underneath him work for it. A smirk spread across his face.

"Beg."

[deidarasplosions]

"Y-you’ve got to be kidding me… Hm."

Deidara, blushed more so out of shame now. He isn’t exactly one to beg. Even if it was for Sasori, it’s a matter of principle dammit! 

But… at the same time… This does solidify one thing. Obviously, Sasori-danna has some feelings in there for him, or at least, that’s what’s going through Deidara’s little mind…

"C-can… can I get a kiss…?"

[akasunanopesasori]

The situation was extremely amusing to Sasori. It took everything he had to not burst out laughing at that moment in time. Deidara looked so flustered, which confirmed one thing; he definitely had feelings for the puppet.

No, like hell was he going to give him a kiss that easily. He was going to milk this moment as much as he possibly could.

"Hmm, what was that? You’ll have to speak up."

[deidarasplosions]

"Can I get a kiss?!"

…Sasori-danna, why you do dis?

[akasunanopesasori]

"Oh, come on, Deidara. You can do better than that."

Ah, torture is so much fun.

[akasunanopesasori]

♨ ;D

"….What the fuck are you doing?"

[deidarasplosions]

"Well I wondered why a puppet needs to shower so I thought I’d take a peek… Maaaaaaybe help out? Hm!"

[akasunanopesasori]

"Get the fuck out."

[deidarasplosions]

"I bought loofaaaaaaa’s! hm! :D"

[akasunanopesasori]

"….."

[deidarasplosions]

"LEMME AT YA, HONEY! HM!"

And then the bounding leap into the shower! :D

[akasunanopesasori]

…Followed by a hard punch to the face.

[deidarasplosions]

"Nyaaagh! That hurt! I’m only trying to have a little fun here :c"

[akasunanopesasori]

"Go have fun somewhere else!"

[deidarasplosions]

"LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT!! HM!!"

[akasunanopesasori]

Chakra strings? Yep. Makes Dei put his hand around his own dick? Check. “You’re dick is going to get ripped off if you don’t leave.”

[deidarasplosions]

"…You wouldn’t dare… You’ve done worse to me than this! Hm! Like remember the time you destroyed my clay by putting splinters through it?! …I’m just trying to play, Sasori… hm…

[akasunanopesasori]

"I'd hardly say that putting splinters in your clay would be as bad as ripping off the dick of yours you seem to love so much." Slowly begins pulling on the chakra strings.

[akasunanopesasori]

Sasori, my man... I was thinking of something... what if we rig up one of your puppets with my clay, hm? You have all sorts of crazy contraptions for them, surely something'd work with it?

"How about let’s not do that ever."

[akasunanopesasori]

He slowly got a little closer, his breath now hitting Deidara’s face.

"Hm? I don’t think I heard an answer… You know I’m impatient, so don’t keep me waiting…"

[deidarasplosions]

"I… I’d… Uh…"

His eyes slowly dart back and forth between Sasori’s eyes and his lips. His own trembling all the while. His mind is clouded from everything else, only focused on this moment. Then, slowly but surely, he begins moving his own head towards Sasori, hoping to seal the deal.

[akasunanopesasori]

Sasori’s half-lidded eyes watched the blond as his lips trembled. Unbeknownst to himself, his tongue had licked his own lips to moisten them as he saw Deidara beginning to give in to the temptation. Their noses brushed and Sasori smirked, though he made no move forward.

[deidarasplosions]

Sadly, the blond was just out of reach to lock lips with Sasori, considering he was sitting on top of him. He strained himself as tried his damnedest to reach his lips. Slowly but surely, he exhausts himself and flops back, groaning.

"Not fair… hm…"

[akasunanopesasori]

"When have I ever played fairly?”

Chuckling, Sasori watched the annoyed blond. He wasn’t complaining now, was he? It seems like he must not have been bothered by the puppet sitting on him as much as he implied. The redhead decided he was going to make the blond underneath him work for it. A smirk spread across his face.

"Beg."

[deidarasplosions]

"Y-you’ve got to be kidding me… Hm."

Deidara, blushed more so out of shame now. He isn’t exactly one to beg. Even if it was for Sasori, it’s a matter of principle dammit! 

But… at the same time… This does solidify one thing. Obviously, Sasori-danna has some feelings in there for him, or at least, that’s what’s going through Deidara’s little mind…

"C-can… can I get a kiss…?"

[akasunanopesasori]

The situation was extremely amusing to Sasori. It took everything he had to not burst out laughing at that moment in time. Deidara looked so flustered, which confirmed one thing; he definitely had feelings for the puppet.

No, like hell was he going to give him a kiss that easily. He was going to milk this moment as much as he possibly could.

"Hmm, what was that? You'll have to speak up."

[akasunanopesasori]

♨ ;D

"….What the fuck are you doing?"

[deidarasplosions]

"Well I wondered why a puppet needs to shower so I thought I’d take a peek… Maaaaaaybe help out? Hm!"

[akasunanopesasori]

"Get the fuck out."

[deidarasplosions]

"I bought loofaaaaaaa’s! hm! :D"

[akasunanopesasori]

"….."

[deidarasplosions]

"LEMME AT YA, HONEY! HM!"

And then the bounding leap into the shower! :D

[akasunanopesasori]

…Followed by a hard punch to the face.

[deidarasplosions]

"Nyaaagh! That hurt! I’m only trying to have a little fun here :c"

[akasunanopesasori]

"Go have fun somewhere else!"

[deidarasplosions]

"LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT!! HM!!"

[akasunanopesasori]

Chakra strings? Yep. Makes Dei put his hand around his own dick? Check. "You're dick is going to get ripped off if you don't leave."