Levianity

[brehaaorgana]

you are not immune from propaganda but also some of y'all literally do not know the definition of propaganda

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Duncan is such a nothingburger of a man I'm sorry

[chubby-elf-hux]

Lady Macbeth trying to persuade her husband to commit regicide

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[afemalesebastian]

"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."

--Adam Savage

[costumersupportdept]

As a professional seamstress, I appreciate what he says, but respectfully disagree that sewing is the gateway to carpentry and welding and all those "man" versions of building. I can 100% make all kinds of solid things like metal and wood do what I want on a reasonably regular basis, because once you cut it, it is what it is, but I've watched carpenters be brought to tears by the inherent unique principles of fabric.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[whoareyoueventhough]

Shoutout to my tragic theatre kids. My girls born to play Elle Woods who have dark hair. My people destined to be Misha Bachinski who are 5'2". My people who should be analyzing newsies choreo who have face blindness. My Cats fanatics with no flexibility. My girls made to be a Veronica but are forced to be a Martha. Female Audrey II s. Male Janet Weiss's. The wrong range for the right role. You are meant for this character but they weren't designed for you and there's nothing you can do

[variousqueerthings]

geoffrey offending the ghost of his ex-best-friend-secretly-in-love-with-him-turned-antagonistic-after-sleeping-with-his-girlfriend-although-oliver-wishes-they'd-been-a-thrupple-died-before-the-three-of-them-could-make-up-it's-complicated by refusing to allow him to be a part of the creative process, because everybody already thinks he's too crazy to work functionally and also because he's mad at him for always being so overbearing

and they're doing macbeth, of course

[writergracethepanda]

While I have full trust in the Muppet Show Revival, they will never be able to beat this scene. The Muppets franchise peaked at this exact moment. Nothing they ever do will top kidnapping Jack Black.

[mortalityplays]

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

[mortalityplays]

then again it has also revealed how many misogynistic cis women believe in their own exceptionalism to the point they feel they benefit from "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and will use every tool in the white imperial torture kit to ensure the acceptable categories of 'woman' and 'good' remain shallow and narrow enough for them to force themselves into a position of supremacy.

[nothingbutpoison]

[sixofclovers]

hecate

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[mouseonamoose]

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

[archenarrow]

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

[lonval24]

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Dessin au critérium 2 et 4 b, estompe, et pinceau, sur papier layout

Paul Gross, Slings and Arrows, 2003-2006

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[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[yebisu]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years