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"Oh, come on, Deidara. You can do better than that."

Ah, torture is so much fun.

“Goddammit, Sasori! Stop being so mean and kiss me already!!”

The frustration is too high. At this point, he’s surprised he hasn’t given up!

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The 8th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to setting their house on fire

#I APPARENTLY LOVE IT?!

mun got his wig today! Cosplay is almost complete! :D

"NOT LIKE THAT YOU STINKIN’ PEVERT!!"

"Well how the hell am I meant to know that, hm?! Ya Leaf Ninja aren’t exactly clear with your signals on what you want, you know!"

"Cha!! You blondes really are all alike, thick! You wouldn’t know what I meant if it hit you in the face. Which, if you don’t shut up, it might actually."

"That a stab at your little jinchuuriki friend? Well I can understand me, pinkie, but I’d have thought you’d be nicer to him. Hm. And besides… I doubt you could really hurt me even if you wanted to."

"You want a demonstration, asshole?"

"With PLEEEAAASURE!"

He throws his hands into his clay satchels and brings them out, forming a small clay bird. He then uses his jutsu to make it expand to a rideable size, hopping upon its back and taking to the skies. His hands, once in the air are in the satchels once again, taking the time to make a small, explosive surprise.

"I ain't gonna let you get through me that easy, hm."

#harunohomo

Sasori, my man... I was thinking of something... what if we rig up one of your puppets with my clay, hm? You have all sorts of crazy contraptions for them, surely something'd work with it?

"How about let’s not do that ever."

He slowly got a little closer, his breath now hitting Deidara’s face.

"Hm? I don’t think I heard an answer… You know I’m impatient, so don’t keep me waiting…"

"I… I’d… Uh…"

His eyes slowly dart back and forth between Sasori’s eyes and his lips. His own trembling all the while. His mind is clouded from everything else, only focused on this moment. Then, slowly but surely, he begins moving his own head towards Sasori, hoping to seal the deal.

Sasori’s half-lidded eyes watched the blond as his lips trembled. Unbeknownst to himself, his tongue had licked his own lips to moisten them as he saw Deidara beginning to give in to the temptation. Their noses brushed and Sasori smirked, though he made no move forward.

Sadly, the blond was just out of reach to lock lips with Sasori, considering he was sitting on top of him. He strained himself as tried his damnedest to reach his lips. Slowly but surely, he exhausts himself and flops back, groaning.

"Not fair… hm…"

"When have I ever played fairly?”

Chuckling, Sasori watched the annoyed blond. He wasn’t complaining now, was he? It seems like he must not have been bothered by the puppet sitting on him as much as he implied. The redhead decided he was going to make the blond underneath him work for it. A smirk spread across his face.

"Beg."

"Y-you’ve got to be kidding me… Hm."

Deidara, blushed more so out of shame now. He isn’t exactly one to beg. Even if it was for Sasori, it’s a matter of principle dammit!

But… at the same time… This does solidify one thing. Obviously, Sasori-danna has some feelings in there for him, or at least, that’s what’s going through Deidara’s little mind…

"C-can… can I get a kiss…?"

The situation was extremely amusing to Sasori. It took everything he had to not burst out laughing at that moment in time. Deidara looked so flustered, which confirmed one thing; he definitely had feelings for the puppet.

No, like hell was he going to give him a kiss that easily. He was going to milk this moment as much as he possibly could.

"Hmm, what was that? You’ll have to speak up."

"Can I get a kiss?!"

...Sasori-danna, why you do dis?

♨ ;D

"….What the fuck are you doing?"

"Well I wondered why a puppet needs to shower so I thought I’d take a peek… Maaaaaaybe help out? Hm!"

"Get the fuck out."

"I bought loofaaaaaaa’s! hm! :D"

"….."

"LEMME AT YA, HONEY! HM!"

And then the bounding leap into the shower! :D

…Followed by a hard punch to the face.

"Nyaaagh! That hurt! I’m only trying to have a little fun here :c"

"Go have fun somewhere else!"

"LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT!! HM!!"

Chakra strings? Yep. Makes Dei put his hand around his own dick? Check. “You’re dick is going to get ripped off if you don’t leave.”

"...You wouldn't dare... You've done worse to me than this! Hm! Like remember the time you destroyed my clay by putting splinters through it?! ...I'm just trying to play, Sasori... hm...

"I often mistake you for Ino-pig, you aren't cousins or something? Because if you were let me just tell you I would have to permanently take 5 mins out of everyday to stand and laugh at her."

"Ino? Nah, I’m not related to… Hold on. Why would you have to take 5 minutes just to laugh at some girl for being related to me?! It’d be a privelage to be related to me! Hm!"

…

"Wait a sec… Are you the pink haired crazy chick who put Sasori in the ground? Hm!"

"Ehheheh no, I don’t know why you’d think that not at all, who’s Sasori? who are you??…"

"You don’t know either of us? Well… if the description fits, Sasori is the puppet master of the Akatsuki that either you or some other monster strong ninja killed, hm."

And as for me, I’m the more artistic of the two: presenting the Explosive Artist, Deidara! Hm!” He then takes a polite bow whilst sporting a cocky smile.

"And you are, hm?"

"Just leaving…"

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

Poof! Two Deidaras! The clone makes a swift step to stand in front of her, looking straight down at her.

"Aw c’mon. That’s no way to treat someone you just met, hm? I’ve yet to hear your name~!"

"B-back off you creep. I said I was just leaving."

She ducked between the two quickly, as they began to close in on her.

"If you don’t mind me I’ll just be going this way, you were going that other direction weren’t you? Guess it was nice meeting you…Deidara was it? Bye!!"

He immediately reaches out and grabs her by the collar, grabbing tightly and stopping her in her tracks. The other Deidara makes a casual saunter around to the front of her, smirking deviously.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're trying to escape, hm. Now, why would you do that? Especially if you're the one who approached me?"

#harunohomo

"Man, it’s so quiet around here… hm. Hope something kicks off…"

"I’ll kick you off."

"Is… Is that meant to imply something, hm? Cold blooded killer and a prowler, never took ya to be so devious, Pinkie! Hm!"

"NOT LIKE THAT YOU STINKIN’ PEVERT!!"

"Well how the hell am I meant to know that, hm?! Ya Leaf Ninja aren’t exactly clear with your signals on what you want, you know!"

"Cha!! You blondes really are all alike, thick! You wouldn’t know what I meant if it hit you in the face. Which, if you don’t shut up, it might actually."

#he's askin' for it.#harunohomo

"That a stab at your little jinchuuriki friend? Well I can understand me, pinkie, but I'd have thought you'd be nicer to him. Hm. And besides... I doubt you could really hurt me even if you wanted to."

♨ ;D

"….What the fuck are you doing?"

"Well I wondered why a puppet needs to shower so I thought I’d take a peek… Maaaaaaybe help out? Hm!"

"Get the fuck out."

"I bought loofaaaaaaa’s! hm! :D"

"….."

"LEMME AT YA, HONEY! HM!"

And then the bounding leap into the shower! :D

…Followed by a hard punch to the face.

"Nyaaagh! That hurt! I’m only trying to have a little fun here :c"

"Go have fun somewhere else!"

#akasunanopesasori #What even is happening in this thread #I don't even know anymore D:

"LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT!! HM!!"

Sasori, my man... I was thinking of something... what if we rig up one of your puppets with my clay, hm? You have all sorts of crazy contraptions for them, surely something'd work with it?

"How about let’s not do that ever."

He slowly got a little closer, his breath now hitting Deidara’s face.

"Hm? I don’t think I heard an answer… You know I’m impatient, so don’t keep me waiting…"

"I… I’d… Uh…"

His eyes slowly dart back and forth between Sasori’s eyes and his lips. His own trembling all the while. His mind is clouded from everything else, only focused on this moment. Then, slowly but surely, he begins moving his own head towards Sasori, hoping to seal the deal.

Sasori’s half-lidded eyes watched the blond as his lips trembled. Unbeknownst to himself, his tongue had licked his own lips to moisten them as he saw Deidara beginning to give in to the temptation. Their noses brushed and Sasori smirked, though he made no move forward.

Sadly, the blond was just out of reach to lock lips with Sasori, considering he was sitting on top of him. He strained himself as tried his damnedest to reach his lips. Slowly but surely, he exhausts himself and flops back, groaning.

"Not fair… hm…"

"When have I ever played fairly?”

Chuckling, Sasori watched the annoyed blond. He wasn’t complaining now, was he? It seems like he must not have been bothered by the puppet sitting on him as much as he implied. The redhead decided he was going to make the blond underneath him work for it. A smirk spread across his face.

"Beg."

#akasunanopesasori #DOInG THE THING

"Y-you've got to be kidding me... Hm."

Deidara, blushed more so out of shame now. He isn't exactly one to beg. Even if it was for Sasori, it's a matter of principle dammit!

But... at the same time... This does solidify one thing. Obviously, Sasori-danna has some feelings in there for him, or at least, that's what's going through Deidara's little mind...

"C-can... can I get a kiss...?"

♨ ;D

"….What the fuck are you doing?"

"Well I wondered why a puppet needs to shower so I thought I’d take a peek… Maaaaaaybe help out? Hm!"

"Get the fuck out."

"I bought loofaaaaaaa’s! hm! :D"

"….."

"LEMME AT YA, HONEY! HM!"

And then the bounding leap into the shower! :D

…Followed by a hard punch to the face.

"Nyaaagh! That hurt! I'm only trying to have a little fun here :c"

Sasori, my man... I was thinking of something... what if we rig up one of your puppets with my clay, hm? You have all sorts of crazy contraptions for them, surely something'd work with it?

"How about let’s not do that ever."

Now to just make sure Deidara couldn’t move his hands… And there we go!

"Are you sure? Looks can be deceiving. You wouldn’t do that to me, though~!"

His eyes dart upwards to meet with Sasori’s. Keep in mind he’s still quite red from blushing!

"Why WOULDN’T I? Hm. You’ll be sorry once I’m up and through you with you, I promise!"

Placing an arm on the ground beside Deidara’s head to hold himself up, he leaned down until their faces were inches apart.

"I don’t know, you tell me. And what could you possibly do to punish me, eh, Deidara?"

Bright red. Direct eye contact. Not moving.

Meanwhile in Deidara’s inner mind: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

He slowly got a little closer, his breath now hitting Deidara’s face.

"Hm? I don’t think I heard an answer… You know I’m impatient, so don’t keep me waiting…"

"I… I’d… Uh…"

His eyes slowly dart back and forth between Sasori’s eyes and his lips. His own trembling all the while. His mind is clouded from everything else, only focused on this moment. Then, slowly but surely, he begins moving his own head towards Sasori, hoping to seal the deal.

Sasori’s half-lidded eyes watched the blond as his lips trembled. Unbeknownst to himself, his tongue had licked his own lips to moisten them as he saw Deidara beginning to give in to the temptation. Their noses brushed and Sasori smirked, though he made no move forward.

#akasunanopesasori #DID THE THING

Sadly, the blond was just out of reach to lock lips with Sasori, considering he was sitting on top of him. He strained himself as tried his damnedest to reach his lips. Slowly but surely, he exhausts himself and flops back, groaning.

"Not fair... hm..."

"Sasori-saaan, how would you feel about a threesome with Dei. You know you, him, and me <3"

"Yeah, let’s not do that."

#akasunanopesasori #harunohomo

"Let's TOTALLY do that!"

Sasori, my man... I was thinking of something... what if we rig up one of your puppets with my clay, hm? You have all sorts of crazy contraptions for them, surely something'd work with it?

"How about let’s not do that ever."

Now to just make sure Deidara couldn’t move his hands… And there we go!

"Are you sure? Looks can be deceiving. You wouldn’t do that to me, though~!"

His eyes dart upwards to meet with Sasori’s. Keep in mind he’s still quite red from blushing!

"Why WOULDN’T I? Hm. You’ll be sorry once I’m up and through you with you, I promise!"

Placing an arm on the ground beside Deidara’s head to hold himself up, he leaned down until their faces were inches apart.

"I don’t know, you tell me. And what could you possibly do to punish me, eh, Deidara?"

Bright red. Direct eye contact. Not moving.

Meanwhile in Deidara’s inner mind: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

He slowly got a little closer, his breath now hitting Deidara’s face.

"Hm? I don’t think I heard an answer… You know I’m impatient, so don’t keep me waiting…"