Karen 💋

26 - Cali♥

[veryfunnymemes]

[fake]

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

[veryfunnymemes]

[thepajmahal]

[miiriya]

[ahsunay]

LET THEM KNOW!!! LET LIL BOYS KNOW.

[animution11]

Barbie life in the Dream House SLAPS and is the peak of comedy all should watch

[z-ndjenja]

It broke your heart yea, but it opened your eyes.

[locktobre]

how can Superman go to court and have his face plastered all over the news and nobody turn to Clark Kent and be like you know what you look just like this guy

like please tell me that’s gonna come up

[bonestructureandcontempt]

That is preposterous.

Clark Kent wears glasses

[locktobre]

Clark Kent’s gonna take off his glasses to clean them or something and someone in the office is gonna scream and say he looks like Superman and he’s like huh as he puts his glasses back on and they’re gonna be like oh never mind I guess

[really-funny-posts]

there must be a huge amount of robbers wearing glasses in that city

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Tik Tok - the coolest videos on the internet (top 10 app in the world)

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Robinhood - get free stocks just for joining

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[with-practice]

Niggas think it’s “gay” to listen to female artists. Masculinity is awful.

[teachercrush-tcc]

[jay-walden]

“My mother taught me everything, except how to live without her.”

— I dread the day I will have to realise this for myself, ya Allah grant both my mother and father good health.

[jehovahhthickness]

[hxtlineplug]

shoutout to myself cause I'm lit

[veryfunnymemes]

[theanimalmemes]

“Don’t be a “come see me” ass nigga. Be a “pick you up at 8” ass nigga”

— sexual-texts

[lostenemies]

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

[phantombranches]

Terry Crews

[akayy]

Always Terry Crews

[kaijuno]

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

[dreams-squared]

what are we gonna do now boss?

[kaijuno]

Absolute anarchy

[amongthespaghetti]

it’s off the google play store as well lmao

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

nobody gets in. nobody gets out