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hi all, u may have noticed i literally just do not rlly log on anymore so if we’re mutuals / longtime friends, feel free 2 ask for my discord or you can follow me on twitter @ roryllewelyn. idk if im going to rlly be coming back to rp for a long time - i’m just incredibly busy and have my own stuff to get to. but i might be back one day!!

#MUN TAG.#TBD.#( anyway back 2 work!! )#( just im me here for discord or u can just follow me on twitter )#( hope ur all doin well!! )

akazukiller

like this post for bulleta to shoot ur muse in the ankle

#STARTER CALL.#TBD.#( i mean. )

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❛ important question . i’m making a new implant for my eye . do i wear an eyepatch in the meanwhile ? do i just leave a hole in my eye ? which’ll make me look more badass ? this is valuable research . ❜

open !!

“ anyone who’d wanna leave a hole in th’ eye ‘as a whole in their head , i’ll bet ! why would y’ wanna look badass anyhow ? wouldn’t it keep ya from seein’ people sneakin’ up on ya an’ all tha’ ? “

like her , she thought with a hint of a smirk. but, anyway . back to the matter at hand ... she brought her hands together in terrific excitement ( feigned, of course - so many people thought wearing EYEPATCHES made them SO COOL when all it really made them look like was a desperate WANNABE ... )

“ though an eyepatch migh’ make people scared ‘a ya . depends wha’ yer goin’ fer - scary badass or cool badass . i’ve been told ‘s all about image or somethin’ . a hole in yer eye may jus’ make ya look like ya had a screw loose, which may make people think twice about messin’ wit’ ya . ... or something . “

she assumes a look of naivete . innocence. a whoops-i-overstepped-my-boundaries expression. what would he do with that little nugget of wisdom ? oh dear , who knew !

” i dunno ! i don’t think too hard ‘bout these things ! hee hee ! “

#smilesreturn #V. THE HUNTER REMAIN THE HUNTED. - MAIN.#( oh god i sense shenanigans ... )

MORTY.:

“So, when you give it some real thought, y-y-you’re actually saving my life!”

“ aww ... yeah ! tha’s a smart way t’ look at it. never thought of it like tha’ before! yer head is so round ‘cause it’s got lots of brains in it, huh ? we can’t have ya gettin’ bit by EVIL NIGHT TERRORS an’ such ! that wouldn’t DO ! “

“ but, promise ... you’ll insult a beastie fer me ‘f it gets a lil’ too close fer comfort ? i’d be real grateful ... ‘cause it can get real scary at night when i’m walkin’ home all alone an’ such. “

#implausiblynaive #V. THE HUNTER REMAIN THE HUNTED. - MAIN.#( MORTY NO )#( THIS IS HORRIBELGMELADE )

“ hee hee - an insult a day keeps th’ beasts at bay - as i always say ! “

#WHO'S THE GIRL NEXT DOOR LIVING IN THE WOODED MANSION? - STATUS.#( a productive first day )

♡ @implausiblynaive ... press start. ♡

“ yer morty smith, right? you’ve got a round head ... someone told me that makes you kinda ... normal? blendin’ into th’ background and all that ? “

she cocked her head to the side as she said this of course, hands together. it was an act, naturally. she just wanted to see what would happen if he took her seriously or not - some teenagers were smarter than others. some were just like her ... in some respects. not every; they definitely did not share the DARKNESS that dredged beneath the depths of her heart, clawing its way out on occasion whenever it felt HUNGRY for a kill. while some may claimed to have felt the same way, well...

THEY WEREN’T HUNTERS.

she smiled, still - the sweetest, most adorable smile she could muster ( she’s practiced it in the mirror, believe her ! ) as she stared at him intently from in front of his desk. whether there was a darkstalker or not in this school was irrelevant right then. she’d find it, no problem. but right now ... this kid caught her attention. so plain, so ... unremarkable. she just had to know what it was like!

“ some ‘a the girls called ya ... wha’ was it ... “ she stopped, brow creasing in concern, appearing to look genuine as she struggled to recall that terrible word that had been uttered. her eyes suddenly lit up in feigned recognition. she’d always had the word on the tip of her tongue. it was why she had approached him in the first place.

“ safe! tha’ was it! tha’ you, morty smith, ‘re safe. never met someone tha’ was considered safe before... ‘s weird! what’s it like? bein’ safe ? ‘cause i’ll bet that’s a real mean thing t’ hear be said ‘bout you. “

#implausiblynaive #V. THE HUNTER REMAIN THE HUNTED. - MAIN.#( terrible! awful! )#( i hate her sm!!!!!!!! )#( poor morty. im sure hes had enough of fucking degenerates like her :/ )

♡ @selftaughtsamurai ... press start. ♡

“ WOW ! a real life WEEABOO - in the flesh ! tell me, i want to kno’ - what’s it like? bein’ a LOSER an’ all that ? “

she can be frank with her fellow fighters, and her fellow hunters. but she says it with the brightest smile, and the most sparkling of eyes, that most would only see her as girlishly sincere. naive perhaps, as though she had read the term on the internet and had been told it meant one thing - and simply went along with it.

but she knew better, of course. that made dealing with people so much fun.

she circled him, taking cautious steps the way a child would - innocently investigating something that caught their attention. the katana blades, especially. she knew their name, but just to mess with him, she’d call them something they weren’t supposed to be called. that really sent nerds flying off the handle.

“ ‘cause that’s wha’ ya are, right ? losers ? someone told me that on the internet, aaand ... i dunno ! always though’ it was true . i can tell caus’a the swords. ‘pparently, tha’s a sign tha’ you’re one of ‘em - a wee-a-boo. “

#selftaughtsamurai #V. THE HUNTER REMAIN THE HUNTED. - MAIN.#( i ... wow. im sorry. )#( this was AWFUL ASKLFKSLADM )

♡ @devouher ... press start. ♡

“ oh look ! it’s you ! ‘s been so long ... aensland. i’m surprised no one’s RIPPED YOUR INNARDS out already ! i’d have done it myself, but y’knooow... saving the best for last! ♡ “

yes, this was one of the legendary darkstalkers that had eluded her time and time again. one of the very same with an incredible bounty on her head - MORRIGAN AENSLAND, queen of the succubi, ruler of makai itself. but right now, morrigan wasn’t at the top of her list, despite the CRAVING she had for her head ( stuck to a stake, impaled on a pike, with that liquid that she supposedly contained within OOZING OUT on the metal ). no. that honor belonged to one DIMITRI MAXIMOFF ... but she did enjoy a little chat with her targets.

sometimes. only sometimes.

“ tell ya what - i’ll let ya off easy peasy if you tell me where MR. VAMPIRE’s been hiding out ! just a li--ittle scratch. not even a BOMB TO THE HEAD this time ! see ? i can be NICE . “