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"I was a hostess at Joe's Crab Shack for a little while. That was pretty fucking weird. At least I got to use the intercom to announce when tables were ready. They gave me a list of "fun" and "creative" ways to call the parties in, like, "Plaza, party of 4, do the crab walk alllll the way to the host stand because your table is ready." I made up my own sometimes that didn't make any sense, or didn't have anything to do with crabs. Like, "Gobble, gobble, gobble . . . Smith, party of 2 . . ." I was only there for a brief time because soon after I was hired, someone who worked there took the keys to my car and stole everything out of it, and left the key in the door. I'll never go back to Joe's Crab Shack again."

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fuckyeahmichaelfassbender:

Poster for A Dangerous Method. Can anyone translate this?

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22~

5 things I want to change:

The distance between here and New York

How expensive flights are

When The Good Wife is coming back

The day of the week that the Emmys are broadcast so I can actually watch them properly instead of on my laptop in my bedroom in the dark trying not to wake my parents up

Which foods make you fat

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6, 24 :)

How I'd spend ten thousand bucks: Do you think that'd be enough to bribe a university into admitting me? This whole application thing is stressing me out.

Someone I'd like to be for a day: Keith Lieberthal. No further explanation needed.

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5 and 14 :)

(I just did 5)

Something I do without realising: I touch my eyelashes a lot. Is that weird?

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5. :)

Weird things I do when I'm alone:

sing songs several times with a different voice each time

record myself singing said songs and then laugh at how bad I am

read books out loud in foreign accents

attempt to cook by just putting random things in a bowl together

throw socks at my door

etc.

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the person i like and why i like them.

a famous person i’ve been compared to.

5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.

the best thing that has happened to me this week.

weird things i do when i’m alone.

how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.

things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.

my last night out in detail.

something that makes me sad when i think about it.

something i’ve lied about.

would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.

something i’m currently worrying about.

one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.

something i do without realising.

lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.

a drunken story.

something i regret.

post a picture of myself.

my longest relationship and who it was with.

press ctrl v and post.

post a bit of my last IM convo.

5 things i want to change.

my view on being tumblr famous.

someone i’d like to be for a day and why.

5 things within touching distance.

story of my first kiss.

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I haven't left the house since Sunday.

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letscollidetogether:

jessica-gayshaw:

kaitgolightly:

This cast is perfect.

Oh Jordan!

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"So many people come up to me and they go "well, what happened behind the door?". I mean.. really? Are you kidding me? $7800 a night and you're wondering what happened? *laughs* Wait, what was the actual question about that episode?"

Julianna Margulies [on the season 2 finale]

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"One of my favourite shows, Arrested Development,"

Julianna Margulies

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