[colourofthekites]

any time I see a boy’s tummy, my brain just shuts down and all I wanna do is to give his tummy a kiss 🥰

[otpcruiseliner]

reblog if you’re mentally exhausted and want to give a boy’s tummy a kiss

[brapoholicsdotcom]

the relief from farting both feels so damn good but is also so hot 😫

like really long airy farts that don't need any pushing, thick with awful smells, that leave the person sighing with relief

and super bassy and loud farts that leave a person literally moaning because they had to hold it in all day

idk, just uncontrollably ripping nasty gas for the feeling of release it gives is so hot to me

[brapoholicsdotcom]

damn I wanna bury my nose into someone's ass as they rip bubbly farts onto my face without concern

like the thought of being used to inhale someone's gas while they tell me how good I'm doing is an experience I need in my life

[grossevildeeds-deactivated20210]

going down on someone under the blankets while they dutch oven the shit out of you >>>>>

[grossevildeeds-deactivated20210]

update on this but you try to get fresh air for a second and they push you back under and tell you you can't have fresh air until you get them off

[pinkcrepes]

I loooove your posts - any eprocto thoughts for couples? like one gassy and embarrassed and the other so totally in love?

omg thank u this is a god tier dynamic and maybe even my favorite <3

have to start out with a classic. a particularly indulging date night with a big dinner. they’re cuddling while watching a movie when person a comes to the realization that it is not sitting well. at it. or maybe they’re just, well, gassy. they’re mortified to be letting it rip while being so close and particularly on top of their s/o, but person b is honestly much more amused by all of the farts. going as far as to call it “cute” and offer plenty of belly rubs.

person a totally gassing out a room, thinking they’re home alone... until person b walks in and immediately gets hit with the stench. “what’s that sme-“ they stop themselves to spare person a anymore embarrassment.

maybe they’re both in an elevator or just any crowded space where it’s not easy to get away. person a is letting out rancid silent farts and everyone starts complaining about the smell and pointing fingers. of course, person b knows exactly who the culprit is as soon as they get a look at their beloved. they try their very best to make person a feel better about it afterwards.

person b simply asking person a if they’re feeling gassy after a couple of farts is really cute too.

i really like the idea of person b always commenting on the other’s farts, well-meaning, of course. “nice one, babe!” “that was good, feel any better?” “impressive!”

[gurglesgasgrunts]

I asked abt hole sniffing but mmmm YEAH fart sniffing is pretty good,, idk if I've seen you talk abt it much but damn if I don't wanna be pressed all against that hole, sniffing up all that man smell and inhaling that rank, hot gas straight from the source ,,, AAH its just good

Never done it irl but I absolutely love the idea so you're not alone buddy haha.

Idk if you're into this but I'd love a dominant man telling me to get on my knees so he can press his ass up against my face. He'd tell me to get my nose nice and close to his hole and I'd say "thank you, sir" every time he ripped one and compliment him on how good his farts smell. Fart slave type stuff, y'know. Whew 🥴.

Or even the opposite where I take charge and he's reluctant to fart in my face. He's lying with his stomach on the bedsheets, my face near his ass, and he's squirming, trying desperately not to let out any gas from his bloated belly. Moaning and panting. I alternate between rubbing the sides of his gut and massaging and parting his cheeks. I finger his hole and tell him it's okay, just let it out, and other reassuring things.

Eventually he can't help but fart and I tell him how hot it was and that I love every aspect of him, even something as dirty as this. Build his confidence to the point where he let's out all his gas and enjoys the experience of me sniffing it all up.

I actually did want to write about something like this but I'm forgetful af so I appreciate the ask 🤙

[imagineyourgassyotp2]

Your face works as a professional wrestler and they asked you if they could test a hold move on you. When you agreed to doing so you didn’t expect that they would be pinning your torso to the ground with their ass inches from your face. Suddenly, their stomach rumbles as a fart rips out of their spandex-covered ass right into your nose. They thank you for helping them as you’re still recovering from your gas-induced daze.

[lovep0tions]

hi!! can we have a thought of the day?

my thought of the day is pretty NSFW~

i like imagining character A putting a blindfold on character B, and B doesn’t know what A is gonna do. A somehow found out about B’s secret fart kink, so to surprise B, A lets out the most disgusting smelling farts making B immediately hard and super embarrassed.

[xxflutterinax]

public bathroom for anonymous sex <<< public bathroom for filth and degradation

[horngry-candids]

She’s so gassy with her fat ass cheeks 😋😋😋

[dumpsterfirerambling]

guys slobbing out together, belching and farting is hot and all, but it’s REALLY hot if you include piss in the equation. pissing in the same toilet, taking turns pissing in inappropriate locations, pissing in trash cans, on the floor while chilling on the couch or while eating at the table, in the sink, in the locker room showers at their gym, ON EACH OTHER 👀

[dumpsterfirerambling]

two buff bros who are mutually slobby roommates, chilling naked on the couch while pigging out on tons of junk food and soda/beer. guy A is playing a video game while guy B watches. suddenly, B feels the need to piss coming on, but he doesn’t want to get up. instead he decides to make things interesting by “pranking” A, shifting his sitting position on the couch to turn toward A (lifting a leg to let out a nasty fart in the process), and grabbing his cock. B then promptly empties his bladder all over A’s naked body, creating a golden arc of piss that lands first on A’s shoulder, then his arm, then all the way up to his chin, and so on as B shifts his cock mid-piss. B then gets the relief of pissing all over his bro combined with the entertainment value of A being startled by the sudden watersports and dying ingame, prompting mild rage.

A will get his bro back, though. bet on it.

[dumpsterfirerambling]

A gets payback on B the next time B takes a shower. while B is in there, A is ready outside the shower door or curtain, having been holding as much as he could up until then. and then, as soon as B steps out of the shower and begins drying himself off, A begins to thoroughly spray him all over with piss. hopefully having to get back into the shower won’t make B too late for whatever he was showering for!

[cantholditin]

Gassy catboys bc there’s nothing grosser than cat farts

[dumpsterfirerambling]

honestly hot take but it’s really homophobic that i don’t have a big buff himbo boyfriend who will unleash earth shattering belches in my face/ear and laugh cutely about it, or rip massive ass while cuddling me and make me feel all sorts of vibrations from his booming farts, or let me place my face between his large pecs covered in hair or under his bushy armpit

[dumpsterfirerambling]

jock straps are so so good. they leave the ass completely uncovered to allow for maximum cheek jiggle whenever the jock in question rips a massive fart

[imagineyourgassyotp2]

Imagine being tangled up in your fave’s legs and them letting out warm and deep farts all over you, holding you down with their legs when you squirm.

[lovep0tions]

having a sleepover with ur fav and they wake u up with their farts while they’re asleep and ur just laying there half awake touching yourself to their farts that come out every now and then... while sticking your head under the blanket for more directness

[lovep0tions]

i want to top a shy boy and make him fart on my lap and crotch then tease him for how loud they are and see how red and embarrassed he’ll get