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this is a kink blog!!! if you donât like that kind of thing, please do not interact!
kinks talked about here mostly:
-eprocto
-eructo
-piss
-mild pet play
-iâll add more as needed
feel free to send asks and such! if you want to dm me please be 18-19, iâll be uncomfy if youâre any older <3
<33 that thing guys do when they pause and r like âi have to burp/fartâ bro⊠Pleeeease.
1, 2, 26, 27 for the ask :)
1. When did you first realize youâre an eproctophile person?
ive been interested in like âgross shitâ since i was little and ig that made it develop into a kink ?? so idk if that answers ur question
2. Which farts do you prefer: âSilent but deadlyâ or loud blasts that almost donât smell?
FUCK. uhhh???.?.?.?.?.? sbd ig. but i like the sound/scent factors equally
26. Have you ever confessed your fart / burp kink to anyone?
oh hell yeah dude like anyone ive ever been sexual w has known and a few of my ex friends and my current best friends know . plus my bf
27. Fart on somebody or being farted on?
the second one! i am not . at all into being the one doing it
someone: shifts their weight to let out a fart
me: đłđłđ€€đ„”đŠđ đđđđ„Žđ„đ„”đđŠđłđđđ°đ đ©đłđđ„đ€€đđŠ
this kink is hell bc i get a crush on someone and then my brains like âok but imagine them ripping assâ like someone get the fucking spray bottle
Imagine being tangled up in your faveâs legs and them letting out warm and deep farts all over you, holding you down with their legs when you squirm.
everyone big mad because tumblr doesnt let you search nsfw anymore. grow up and get a weird fetish that doesnt immediately register to people as sexual like the rest of us.
going down on someone under the blankets while they dutch oven the shit out of you >>>>>
update on this but you try to get fresh air for a second and they push you back under and tell you you can't have fresh air until you get them off
god the phrases âi canât stop fartingâ & âiâve been farting all morning/day/nightâ just really do it for me ,,
thinking about that brief face of subtle concentration someone makes right before they just totally rip ass
Fart and Burp Kink Q&A
Ask me three of those, if you like :) just write the numbers into the ask. Also, feel free to reblog and let your followers ask you!
1. When did you first realize youâre an eproctophile person?
2. Which farts do you prefer: âSilent but deadlyâ or loud blasts that almost donât smell?
3. What do you like more about a fart or burp: sound or smell?
4. Do you ever fart in public intentionally?
5. Did you ever inflate yourself? If so, how?
6. Which food makes you gassy?
7. Which drink makes you burp the most?
8. Do you have a problem with farting in public restrooms?
9. Did you ever want so fart, but you ended up sharting in your pants?
10. Did you ever want to belch, but you got heartburn or even ended up vomiting?
11. Have you ever had a fart or burp contest with someone?
12. Have you ever put somebody into the âdutch ovenâ?
13. Do you have âmorning gasâ sometimes?
14. Do you stuff yourself in order to become gassy?
15. In which situations do you enjoy farting or belching the most? (for example: after stuffing, in the bathtub, in bed etc)
16. Whatâs the weirdest place you ever farted in?
17. Are you into scat as well?
18. Have you ever recorded your own farts and/or burps?
19. Do you think toilet humor is funny?
20. Do you have a favorite fart or burp scene from a movie or TV series? 21. Do you read fanfiction that involves farting / burping?
22. Do you draw art thatâs related to your fetishes?
23. Do you rp?
24. Did you ever fart in an elevator? If so, were you alone or with other people?
25. Use three adjectives to describe your ideal fart or burp.
26. Have you ever confessed your fart / burp kink to anyone?
27. Fart on somebody or being farted on?
28. What do you think about the kinky tumblr community? Anything you want to say to your followers?
29. If a fairy offered you to change your fetishes â would you want to get rid of your fart or burp kink?
30. Bonus question â ask me anything!
damn I wanna bury my nose into someone's ass as they rip bubbly farts onto my face without concern
like the thought of being used to inhale someone's gas while they tell me how good I'm doing is an experience I need in my life
hottest things for a guy to say after a burp:
âwhew, that freed up some room!â
âthat was fuckin weakâ (after a belch that was definitely not weak)
âdid you hear that?!â
âthat was REAL attractiveâ
âoooof i needed thatâ
âhold on, i got moreâŠâ
ââŠsays the king!â
âi think a demon just left my bodyâ
âi can do better, hold onâ
âbeat that!â
and the hottest of all⊠simply continuing on with his sentence after interrupting himself with a massive burp
when my heads on his lap and he lets all his farts roll out i- đ„Žđ„Ž
a character laying next to their significant other half asleep letting out loud bubbly farts shamelessly since theyâre so tired
The way someoneâs stomach clenches up while they push out a fart and then they relax and let out a sigh of relief đźâđš
Imagine your partner/fave calling you to fart loudly on the phone and groan about how they âowed you oneâ to the face now
