god’s least favorite megahead

ryan magee i won’t you isaac • he/him • this blog is dedicated to youtuber rpf and that *will* be the most normal part of what i post so watch out (main blog is digiscariot but don’t follow that guy he’s cringe)

[boysssswithguilt]

can we do the saw 7 key trap but with ryan? kay thxx

[akeldamon]

supermega is refusing to stream on time because they know i can’t take my meds without ryan’s soothing presence #transphobia

[problematicworm]

thinking abt this clip from the extended patreon version of drunk mario kart…

how is this the most erotic video ever to me oh my god??? the way matt’s not even able to stand on his own. the way he’s swaying and trying to hang onto ryan for support. matt watson please return to alcohol abuse i beg you!!! it’s so fucking hot watching you and your boytoy get inebriated!!!

[problematicworm]

i was so real for this oh my god. they’re such whores wdym you only have to pay 5$ a month to see them do this shit??

[problematicworm]

an old camera roll gem from 2022

[akeldamon]

went to see if i had any funnee supermega memes saved from back when and man…

[akeldamon]

woaw

[fallenfrmgrace]

everyone else moved on but im still here

[akeldamon]

what if instead of GILF porn or whatever the fuck, matt was “pretending” to jack off to those photoshopped porn ads of ryan and his family when they first met. what then

[rivetingrotter]

And what if I said that Matt was so manipulative and evil that he played the obsessive naive plaything to get Ryan to let go of his walls and believe himself to be the superior dominant one of the two of them just to make it easier for Matt to get away with kidnapping him and relish the look on Ryan's face when he finds out it was all a ruse and now he's forced to live the rest of his days as a puppy slave for a closeted femcel

[svpermrga]

This is completely unfinished but I’m not sure it will ever be finished so I thought I’d post it anyways :3

[svpermrga]

Still working on this btw

[problematicworm]

i miss the way content creators acted from 2020-2022,,

within the first 5 mins of the chuckle sandwich episode with matt watson, jschlatt starts the “daddy’s girl” bit that continues for the entire podcast episode. i will be posting my favorite clips of matt being too into it uwu

starting out with this lovely little number: schlatt saying it for the first time and matt having what seems to be a genuine but tempered positive reaction,,, every time he does a bit im convinced it reveals a little something about his psyche. he’s soooo excited to use she/her pronouns for himself…

[akeldamon]

in this summer heat i have turned to wearing almost exclusively basketball shorts and unfortunately it does rule. ryan magee i am sorry i ever doubted your swag.

[akeldamon]

AND my fucking computer crashed are we serious???

[akeldamon]

finally able to tune into a stream so expect me to return tomorrow reporting that my house burned down and my mom is dead

[akeldamon]

roaches :|

[akeldamon]

a week without supermega has decimated my gay-thoughts immune system. finding things about ryan cute that i’ve never found cute before U_U

[akeldamon]

he was gonna say he’s inside somethin’ else 👀

[akeldamon]

finally able to tune into a stream so expect me to return tomorrow reporting that my house burned down and my mom is dead

[hunting-people-saving-things]

the way he looks at matt here..... cutie