wormy

just a dude that’s SuperMega fucked up i write gross shit on ao3 sometimes. single-handedly reviving the weird side of the SM fandom.

[problematicworm]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

SuperMega Sucks by problematicworm

“…We don’t suck now,” Matt finally broke the silence, circling back to the initial topic of discussion. “We’re doing good, man. So what if-if we’re thirty and single? So what? And what if we smoke weed first thing in the morning? That’s what cool people do. It’s ‘cause we’re awesome rich YouTubers.” ——— Matt and Ryan have a loaded conversation about the state of the channel. After Matt openings up to Ryan about his anxieties surrounding the volatile field of content creation, Ryan helps him blow off some steam.

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Fandom: SuperMega (Video Blogging RPF) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ryan Magee/Matt Watson Characters: Ryan Magee, Matt Watson Additional Tags: Sleepovers, Cuddling & Snuggling, Marijuana, Bongs, Smoking, Recreational Drug Use, Insecurity, Imposter Syndrome, Homoeroticism, Kissing, Bromance to Romance, Love Confessions, Making Out, Light Dom/Sub, Groping, Crying, Body Worship, Teasing, Begging, Oral Sex, Premature Ejaculation, Aftercare

[problematicworm]

stream clip from last night because why does ryan flash hole every opportunity he gets??? WHORE!!!

[bismuthfool]

i'm not sorry.

[problematicworm]

one last clip for the night because i’ve got a million instances of them being gay and horny on film

this is in honor of ryan dropping trou and spreading cheek off camera on tonight’s stream🫡

[sjweminem]

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

[problematicworm]

i love how even matt and ryan headcannon ryan as the bottom <3

[problematicworm]

another day another clip of matt and ryan being very normal heterosexual life partners

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[problematicworm]

just two heterosexual bros giving each other tips on deepthroating

[problematicworm]

hey ryan. you didn’t need to do that. i think he knew what you meant

[tilltherewasu]

grown ass manwhore

[problematicworm]

seeing ryan magee get his shit rocked live was a euphoric experience i think i creamed like 10 times watching him get all bloodied and battered

[tilltherewasu]

He want that cookie so effing bad

[superomegaverse]

Dumb dog pisses his boyfriend off (normal occurrence)

[superomegaverse]

I made a supermega kissing comp. It turned out to be 6 minutes long. Do with this what you will!

[superomegaverse]

The way Matt and Ryan met is genuinely so unserious because wtf do u mean the first impression u had of ur best friend of 10 years and counting is of him photoshopping pictures of you and your family into porn ads, and then when you first meet him in person you walk in on him setting up a bit in your friends room about jerking off to grandma porn???? And also during that first week where you guys have just met he manages to BURN YOUR ARM WITH A LIGHTER IN A LIQUOR STORE?????????

[problematicworm]

i love whatever’s wrong with matt watson he’s the boyfailure ever

[problematicworm]

hi tumblr it’s me hit porn writer problematicworm!! made this blog because i realized i could post crazy ryatt shit here because this is the corner of the internet people will still interact w stuff like that 💀 been rewatching the podcast as of late maybe i’ll post some of my favorite clips of them being fags