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teenagerposts

When you insist on treating your friend

arcadetheatre

What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

dankmemeuniversity

m-has-a-blog

There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab

tenrecidae

look at he mitten

the-quasar-hero

wit the fur

lordmeowdemort

The whole club was lookin at her

teathattast

a star

hymnofvalefor

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

myrrhdotcom

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

red-athame

Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.

bleeply-moved

rogeyroo

sashimi rolling, they hating

virginiagentlenerd

This is honestly the content I am here for, every day.

radio-silents

see you space cowboy

danisontnonfire

How often do it be like that

pukicho

Hope everyone is well today !

pukicho

And tomorrow !!!!

pukicho

After that you’re on your own

lavidaextraordinaria

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

frenchshower

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

thepioden

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601

femonologue

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

optimysticals

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

alessariel

@brainsforbabyjesus

brainsforbabyjesus

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

digitaldiscipline

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

violent-darts

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

beamingsuggestion

and here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it’s been

watchouttheresfire

The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.