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Aki | 22 | SoCal | fanart Am on Twitter now lol - you can also follow my art Instagram ✨please do not repost my art✨

[konvoluted]

[hothotmiso]

[buggachat]

what if Pigella used Gift on Hawkmoth to see him bring back his dead wife, and she just goes "I have no idea who this lady is"

anon thank you so much for the brain food

[keivan]

gay bitches alert (-_-)

[miyabau]

vacation pics x

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[weedmemes42069]

I hate how fucking funny this is

[konoko]

[thepessimists]

[flam3wolf]

Went to a store and the floor was just covered in dirt. Completely unacceptable.

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

one of the worst youtube comments ive seen in awhile

[re-ika]

tie-neck chiffon blouse 26,280원

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[shiballoon-blog]

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[yoshis10-deactivated20140709]

No. Celebi is not an onion fairy.

[kiba2-dead]

[tokimekibombrush-deactivated202]

that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

[monkeysky]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

there is no onion type yo fuckwit

[monkeysky]

I bet you feel silly now

[jackafz]

[biologust]

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[bigbardafree]

the thing about being someone who’s never catcalled is that you start to wonder why like is it because im ugly???

and then you realize that youre judging your worth by whether or not you are objectifiable to a man and thats so fucked up like honestly its so fucked up 

but the worst part about the patriarchy is that it still sits at the back of your mind regardless like “nobody thinks youre pretty because they dont see you as a sex object” like somehow thats a desirable thing and it fucks me up

[emmersdrawberry]

You’re either public property or completely invisible.

[delyluh]

guys remember when BTR and patchy the pirate from spongebob had a crossover

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

This looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno