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Professional Dumbass, Canonically Homosexual | Nichole, 27

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[ai-em-maes]

[proteusolm]

goodbye, worm.

[telumendils]

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[valeriapryanikova]

i spy with my everything eye

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

[hungwy]

Did I ever post this notification my alarm app gave me

[bynine]

starter babies

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[wintercorrybriea2]

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried