akigo

18/German/girl/infj & 2w1

[akigo]

Conversation over text (ENTJ & INFJ)

Infj: “celery“ (my nickname for her) Love it

Entj: I haven't found a nickname for you, my dear. But I love it too

Infj: Just go with leek (leek means “Lauch“ in German and almost sounds like my name)

Entj: That's a good one 😉

Infj: Are we talking like grandma's now?

Entj: I mean yeah, I'm 19 so I should behave appropriately for my age

Infj: Hello sunshine, 🌞🐥

I hope you have a good day 🙈😇

I was in the garden today and yeeted some weed 😆🤣

Look, I'm as swag as my grandchildren 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Give my regards to Hank 😚🤪

Entj: Oh god no

Entj: I'll take the pension but not this

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Conversation (Esfp & Infj)

Infj: Just tell him you are free at 3:05pm

Esfp: Then he would be questioning what I could possibly be doing at 3pm

Infj & Esfp at the same time: Masturbating

Infj:

Esfp:

Infj & Esfp: *bursting into laughter*

[akigo]

Conversation (Esfp & Infj)

Esfp: How do you not have dry conversations? It was raining earlier so this would've been the perfect opportunity to have a wet conversation

Infj:...

Infj: I can't believe we're having THIS conversation

[akigo]

Quotes I've been collecting within my friend group Bonus Part

Infj: "You were being really loud, Enfj.."

2 seconds later (please read with a French accent)

Esfp & Infj: "WUB WUB WUB WUB DÖ DÖ DÖ DÖ-..!" - (11/20/2020)

"Wait isfp, I'm not ready yet" - xxxx (12/23/2020)

"I'm really getting fucked into the floor" - Enfj (12/23/2020)

"That guy pissed on my car!" - xxxx (12/23/2020)

"4 stairs are 4 stairs" - xxxx (01/16/2021)

"My sister and his husband" - xxxx (01/16/2021)

xxxx: "I thought you said the breaking french fry"

Esfp: "IT'S THE BREAKING FRENCH FRYYY!" - *hums the final countdown* - (01/23/2021)

"Problematically solved" - xxxx (01/23/2021)

"I got a really big french fry. It was almost as big as my face" - xxxx (02/19/2021)

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Quotes I've been collecting within my friend group (Part 4)

"My ass is itching" - Infj (02/11/2021)

"My jerk just died" - Infp (02/04/2021)

"Is that a touri(st)?" - Esfp (02/05/2021)

"It sounded like a car that ran by" - Infj (02/07/2021)

"I can't right now, I'm getting shot" - Infp (02/02/2021)

"For dinner I had a bowl full of-.. Fuck my life!" - Esfp (02/12/2021)

[akigo]

Quotes I've been collecting within my friend group (Part 3)

"Infj, do you want to meet up tomorrow to poop?" - Esfp (01/14/2021)

Infp: Why did you send nudes to infj?

Esfp: I was bored (01/16/2021)

"I was shocked when I saw how long it is" - Esfp (01/27/2021)

"I can't get in somehow" - Esfp (01/29/2021)

Esfp: I go get my switch

Infj: Wait, I come over (01/29/2021)

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Quotes I've been collecting within my friend group (Part 2)

"My human is having a stroke" - Esfp (11/16/2020)

"The sauce is missing" - Infj (11/19/2020)

"The soup ran out of my mouth" - Enfj (11/20/2020)

"My mouth makes great noises!" - Esfp (11/23/2020)

"I like kneading a d**k" - Infp (12/06/2020)

"8+9=13" - Esfp (12/11/2020)

[akigo]

Quotes I've been collecting within my friend group (Part 1)

"I'm doing weird things with my mouth" - Infj (11/03/2020)

"Why are you already thinking about humans?" - Esfp (11/03/2020)

"Do you smell that too?" - Isfp (11/04/2020)

"I know you want it" - Esfp (11/05/2020)

"Infj, are you inside of a storm?" - Esfp (11/05/2020)

"It smells like virgin everytime" - Enfj (11/08/2020)

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Conversation over text (Isfp, Esfp & Infj)

Esfp: my internet connection 😔🤙🏻

Isfp: Shall we send Marcell D'Avis over to you?

Esfp: yes, please

Esfp: I need an electronic daddy

Isfp: Who plugs you USB-cables into your connectors?

Isfp: Good choice

Esfp: Uhmm..Isfp..Please..

Infj: E-daddies? Omg, esfp please stop giving the tiktok boys ideas

[akigo]

Conversation (Esfp & Infj)

Infj: *sends esfp a funny meme and laughs about it*

Esfp: *is laughing too*

Infj: *talks about what's so funny about the meme*

Esfp: Wait.. What?

Infj:... Have you even looked at the meme I sent you?

Esfp: No...

Infj: Then what the heck were you laughing about?

Esfp: *laughs because she doesn't know*

Infj: *laughs because esfp is laughing*

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Conversation over text (Esfp & Infj)

Esfp: i have taste (when it comes to finding a partner)

Infj: U sure?

Esfp: yessir

Infj: I might should give you some more time to think about this

Infj: Stop sending me voice messages and think about what we've discussed in our most recent conversation

Esfp: *sends voice message that contains nothing but breathing*

Esfp: *sends voice message that contains nothing but breathing part 2*

Infj: Why

[akigo]

You can imitate a light like mine but you cannot become it

Rupi Kaur

[akigo]

I didn't just lose my soulmate; I lost my best friend, too.

Faraway

[akigo]

on the first day of love

you wrapped me into the word special

Rupi Kaur

[akigo]

I miss falling asleep

knowing I belonged

somewhere.

Faraway

[akigo]

Don't hide from heartbreak

for it will show you more truth

than a thousand happy days

live in it, soak in it

and let it evolve you

into your next and greater form.

Atticus

[akigo]

How beautiful you are

He said

A tapestry of scars.

Atticus