pushing daisies, 1x02 | tv quote starters
feel free to change pronouns as preferred. warnings for mentions of death, violence.
this is not strange. unusual, maybe. eccentric in a quaint way, like dessert spoons.
i have so many questions, my mind wanders.
is it okay to freeze camembert?
meet me at the morgue in 15 minutes.
i’d like to get out of the car.
he barely knows you’re here.
you really can’t come in.
you don’t like dead bodies, do you?
do you have any last requests? unfinished business we can help with?
the fun part’s counting my money in the bubble bath.
get me a damn slice of rhubarb.
this isn’t “pies-r-us”, “pie city”, or “thousands-of-pies-in-one-place”. this is a bells-on-the-door, pies baking, mom-and-pop place.
i’ll just go get your pie.
we’ll bring pie. someone dies, you bring food. it’s what you do.
don’t you have any hidden talents or hobbies? i mean regular ones.
well, it’s a shame to waste a perfectly good pie.
i’m going out late tonight, a frivolous thing, hardly worth explaining.
what’s so great about knowing? when you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? no, you find worms.
we haven’t seen each other in 20 years.
don’t you wanna know about me? i wanna know about you.
those aren’t skeletons. those are dead bodies.
sounds scary, but when you’re dead, you’re dead.
i couldn’t tell you before, because they were watching me.
i thought he was being paranoid till he turned up dead.
i hate having secrets and now i am one.
you love secrets. you wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies.
i live a very sheltered life.
dead people don’t talk. usually.
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