Lights On, No Ones Home

A fool in the king’s court and a really bad bard

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[ayeforscotland]

Someone reblogged this and holy fuck I got to laugh all over again. Bizarro country.

[academia-lucifer]

@academia-lucifer

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[mythmagicetc]

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

[stjohnstarling]

On the one hand, this year’s April Fools gag just being a game of centipede is kind of lazy, but on the other hand, I am sincerely relieved whenever this website shows any signs of life at all. I am glad they had the budget to do something for April Fools.

[stjohnstarling]

Being on Tumblr in 2026 is a lot like owning an extremely elderly cat and April Fools is like watching your geriatric pet get the zoomies. She’s still got it! She’ll live forever.

[cutecipher]

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

[cutecipher]

put another way. i dont care about how men are impacted by feminism

[dailycatsblog]

[queensparklekitten]

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

[queensparklekitten]

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

[luxlightly]

Having depression is fun because one of the main symptoms is that you want to kill yourself and one of the side effects of the meds is you want to kill yourself but if you at any point even IMPLY you want to kill yourself to your doctors in charge of making you not want to kill yourself, you are forcibly put in "wanting to kill yourself jail".

And I have news that may not surprise you about how "wanting to kill yourself jail" affects your mental state and what it may make you want to do.

[luxlightly]

If you actually want to help someone with mental health issues, come to their house and wash the dishes in their sink. I promise they have them. This is 1000% more effective than locking them up against their will.

[ayrtsie]

Caitvi commission 🥶

[alaa-mari]

We are very tired ..

All that surrounds you is suffering, ruin, destruction, and pain.

I search for safety and comfort but cannot find it; every detail is painful and difficult.

I repeat again, you are saving the lives of a family in Gaza who have lived through war, famine, and displacement, and we are still alive.

I urgently need your donations so I can buy food, drink, and safe shelter for my children. Please donate now and don't wait until we are in danger.

I will not forgive anyone who is able to donate and does not.

I will not forgive anyone who did not share my post or offer even the smallest amount of help.

Please don't leave my children and family.

Donation link here or Verification here & here

[natalieironside]

Fuck ICE and fuck the border patrol and the FBI and the ATF and fuck every bitch cop who ever put on his bitch uniform

[depsidase]

[wetcrevette]

usually just a silly goose but this is the way

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[akingsfool]

Logging into Genshin for the first time in YEARS just in time for lantern right

[strwrs]

pls… i beg of you… reblog creations… or else there won’t be any more creations

[strwrs]

it makes me so sad to see so many creators talking in the tags about how they’re not creating as much because less and less people are interacting. this is proof that interaction is vital. this is proof that a lack of interaction leads to discouraged creators and leads to less creations. liking—and only liking—does not encourage creators.

and that’s because (1) the purpose of this website is to share things that bring us joy and (2) likes don’t share things or ensure something is seen by more people, not like they do on other sites. so, when so many people decide to only like a post and not share it (i.e. not reblog it), that tells the creator that those people didn’t think their hard work was worth sharing with others. that’s discouraging. 

and the creator isn’t the only one that gets something out of that. you get something, too. you get the joy of sharing something you like; that’s a meaningful experience for both you and for the creator. and that experience—that interaction—encourages the creator to create more, and so there’s more joy to be had for both you and the creator.

long story short, interaction (i.e., reblogging, which is interaction in its simplest form on this site) brings joy. it’s literally all about the joy, people. the joy in discovering and sharing and appreciating and marveling at creations. so please reblog—for everyone’s sake, including your own. 

[lightasthesun]

REBLOG!! Support content creators!