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fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms
The first digital drawing I've made! I tried to make it look similar to how I color with pencils!
i swear to god if i see another 'i wish there was a show that parodied superheroes like the boys & invincible but wasnt as graphic but still had meaningful themes & has lgbt characters & was also animated too' post on here/twitter/bluesky im going to start hurting ppl
yall complain abt how 'wlw are the only ones who get explicit rep in cartoons' bc yall dont even know abt shore leave
spiritual successor to my email post
ok this too
His raincoat was never packed, because obviously he wouldn't need it in space—I wonder sometimes if Stratt held onto it for any amount of time.
Something something getting someone out of their shell & shucking clams?
the pitt ooc spoilers
i once accidentally dated someone for a few months. its very difficult to explain how this happened, but the gist is that i thought we were hanging out, and she thought we were on dates, and it was just a very painfully highschool thing.
she was a little bit confused that i hadnt tried to pull any moves, at all, even a little. like, didnt even try holding hands because, and i cannot emphasize this enough, i did not know we were dating.
so, halloween rolled around, and she thought, you know, why wait for destiny, when you can grab it? so she hit me with a clue by four.
babylon, she said. babylon. my mom's gonna be out of town on halloween, and im gonna have the house to myself, and it's going to be kind of lonely. would you like to come to my house and watch scary movies with me?
you know, kind of a netflix and chill thing. except, and i cannot emphasize this enough, i did not know we were dating. also autism. so i took it at face value and said: oh! yeah! thatd be fun! and she thought she got her point across, but she didnt and it was a mess.
skip forward to halloween: my family has a block party every year, right? and at that point i was too old to really trick or treat, but we still wore costumes for our role in the block party, which in my case, was handing out cotton candy. so i took the first shift, and my costume was this homemade abomination minion thing. i had full yellow body paint, and goggles, and a bald cap, and overalls. the kids who saw it were like, uh, hm. overly realistic minion. and adults were like, oh, some kind of hills have eyes hillbilly with jaundice. very scary.
(it was not my best costume.)
I have never considered myself to have any particular obligation to younger people but after reading this, it was like I was possessed by some parental spirit and I just want to grip your younger self by the shoulder like Harrison ford being a dad and go, like, “I’m sorry champ”. I’m sorry champ. That’s so tough son. I can’t even remotely begin to address this buddy. Let’s go get a milkshake
"Hm why is there a priest at this milkshake stand. And why is this milkshake stand in a church. Oh hey free rings lmao"
I read your comment like, ten times, trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about. Then I realized it was marriage.
I am the idiot that I made up to feel better about myself for being an idiot. You have no idea how devastating this is.
Rocky should have an identical twin and they conspire to prank Grace so the twin goes to visit him pretending they’re Rocky but Grace instantly knows it’s not cause they’re different colors despite being the exact same shape and texture.
why yes i do pay $6.99 a month for dropout tv so i can watch jeremy culhane ask his boss “how big is it?,” see lou wilson claim multiple white people called him “my nigga,” and watch ally beardsley rip a bong with alcohol this is the exact content i needed thank you game changer thank you sam reich
Girls parents are always being like "your name is a sacred gift we gave you and so how dare you change it!" and the name in question is like Scrandrew or something
Yo, it's been a minute ^^/. April was quieter here, been focusing more on Patreon than anything else. Somewhere in there I fell back into Naruto again, so I ended up drawing the fav. Feels a little strange posting something here that isn't Batman related, but I missed it c:
Someone mentioned how they were having a hard time creating a world for their fantasy fiction geographically because they kept reinventing the island of Britain, which also happened to my good close enemy George R. R. Martin. I would like to suggest North Carolina. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous but North Carolina has an awesome geographic setup for a fantasy kingdom, I think. Inhospitable barrier islands, constantly shifting shoals in the sound, swamps with alligators, venomous snakes and carnivorous plants, lots of very flat and somewhat sparsely populated farmland, foothills, mines, mountains full of mysterious phenomenon that were originally very difficult to navigate and people still get lost in today. It kind of rocks.
Blupjeans Week - Day 1: Experiment
if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure
Pardon?
I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure
dennis and trinity get one of those friendship bracelet making kits and trinity's like 'dude i made one for you, here you go' and hands dennis one that says cocksucker in sparkly letters with heart beads around it just for him to be like 'omg no way i just made you one' and it says lebsian (misspelled) with no other beads on it
Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.