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I am someone who did not die when I should have died.
Anne Carson, from Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides (via spitfcre)
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Somebody was asking about demon-eyed Eggsy a while back.
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❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞
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Yes deadpool is mun fc lol ONE ( NAME/ALIAS ): Kira TWO ( BIRTHDAY ): 19th November THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): Scorpio FOUR ( HEIGHT ): 5′7 FIVE ( TIME ): 11:00 am SIX ( SLEEP ): I’ve been falling asleep at like midnight lately SEVEN ( FAVORITE BOOKS ): ps, I love you, The boy I love NINE ( LAST MOVIE WATCHED ): The Nightmare before Christmas TEN ( COLLEGE ): Stockton sixth form college ELEVEN ( DREAM JOB ): Running an animal sanctuary TWELVE ( THE MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): It’s what Harry, my character, is THIRTEEN ( CHARACTER YOU WANT TO WRITE ): George Weasley - I miss writing as him FOURTEEN ( FAVOURITE QUOTE ): You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches
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inspired by Murphy’s Laws of Combat
(Happy Munday I’m the blonde, the brunette is of course, my beautiful wife <3
PSA: You don’t need to apologize for being inactive.
If you have a lot of crazy stuff happening in your life, do not feel guilty over letting your activity drop while you deal with it.
You can post updates, sure. Your followers will appreciate knowing you haven’t vanished off the face of the earth. But none of them want you to plead for forgiveness and stress yourself out further with what’s usually self-inflicted guilt!
And anyone who expects you to rp during a hard time in your life is toxic and should be unfollowed, if not blocked, immediately.
You are not there to write for their entertainment. You are a person. You have problems just as much as the rest of us, and that’s okay.
{ 5 years ago, my big brother Marc lost his battle to cancer. He finally stopped suffering, stopped feeling pain but it doesn't stop me from missing him. I can't help but wonder how things would be if he were still with us.. I hope he somehow knows how important he was and that I love him. R.I.P Marc
If you lost my muse in a crowd, what “offensive” thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track them down?
A/B/O-Verse Starters
“I want to be with you, but we’re both (alphas/omegas). It would never work.”
“I don’t really care that you’re a beta- you’re better than any (alpha/omega) i’ve ever met.”
“I’m sorry, but I just don’t wanna have pups.”
“Oh shit, are you going into (heat/rut)?”
“Are you giving off pheromones or do you just smell really good today?”
“This never would have happened if you’d just take your suppressants like everyone else!”
“You asshole! I can’t believe you bit me after I specifically told you not to!”
“We need to stop hanging out as much, I think. Everyone says I smell like you, and it keeps scaring off potential mates.”
“I don’t give a shit about that barbaric territory marking trend- if you ever piss on me again, I will seriously hurt you!”
“Hey, it’s your call. But if you don’t claim me soon, someone else might.”
“You think it’s so easy being an (alpha/omega/beta)? You have no idea what it’s like!”
“I’m, uh.. i’m real sorry I got slick all over your couch…”
“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to (knot/be knotted by) another alpha.”
“We are not doing that again, ever. Your knot is way too big.”
“Oh god, I think our cycles have synced up.”
“I know you’re in rut too, I can smell it. How about a fight? Winner gets to mount the loser.”
“I wanna suck you off, but i’m scared you’ll choke me with your knot…”
“Could you please walk with me? I don’t feel safe here- too many alphas around…”
“I know we’re both (omegas/alphas), but I really think we could make this work.”
“Why would you want me? Don’t you know i’m a beta? You should be with an (alpha/omega), not me…”
“You’re the only other alpha i’d ever submit to.”
“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to fuck another omega in heat.”
“I know it’s not the same, but you could just lube me up real good and pretend i’m an omega.”
“You’re a sexist goddamn pig, you know that? Omegas aren’t here to serve you.”
“I’m sorry I interrupted, but that alpha gives me a bad vibe and I just.. I didn’t like the way (he/she) was looking at you…”
“I’m getting real fucking sick of these secondary gender roles!”
“You just think (he/she) is a slut because (he/she) is an omega. You wouldn’t think that if (he/she) was an alpha.”
“Sorry, but I only date betas. Less drama, y’know?”
“Ugh, alphas are all the same.”
“I can’t go today- I missed my suppressants and threw my whole schedule off.”
“I’m really only attracted to (male/female) (alphas/omegas/betas).”
“No, I don’t wanna breed with anyone. I’m asexual.”
“Why is every alpha and omega in this place so obsessed with sex?”
“Honestly, I find the whole knotting thing to be super gross. I can’t even look at someone’s dick when they’ve got a knot going.”
“You’ve got to be the most (submissive alpha/dominant omega) i’ve ever met.”
“Primary gender, secondary gender, blah blah blah- who cares, I just wanna get laid!”
“Jesus, you’re burning up! Are you in (heat/rut)?”
“For their sake, I really hope none of our kids turn out to be omegas. I know that sounds awful, but I just want life to be as easy for them as possible.”
“I’m an alpha male, for fuck’s sake! You can’t even hurt my feelings!”
“I’m an omega female, for fuck’s sake! I can’t even walk down the street alone!”
“Not this double standard bullshit again! I bet betas never have to deal with this!”
“Look, we’re just friends, okay? Sure, (he/she) is an (alpha/omega), but that doesn’t automatically mean there’s anything between us!”
“I’d never go down on an omega in heat. Slick tastes absolutely disgusting to me.”
“You need to calm down and rest. You’re so heatsick, you’re not thinking straight.”
“You only ever invite me over when you’re in (heat/rut). Is that all i’m good for to you?”