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Written by Ninji
"I'd almost thought you forgot about me. I preferred it that way."
For a moment he looks almost amused, but then he’s back to looking at Adam like he’s nothing but a piece of meat. Truth be told that’s still exactly what Jack saw him as, there was no reason to pretend otherwise.
“Aww,” His tone is dripping with sarcasm, “I thought you’d be happy to see me.”
Alpha/Beta/Omega sentence meme!
Feel free to add your own!
“Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to be an (alpha/beta/omega) instead of an (alpha/beta/omega)?”
“What’s it like? Going through (heat/rut)?”
“I think the world would be a better place if we didn’t have alphas or omegas- imagine, everyone as a beta!”
“I said no!”
“I don’t understand how people can cheat once they’re mated- everyone else smells wrong.”
“I know we didn’t get off to the best start, but I want to try again; I want to court you, please? Or at least be friends! I don’t care that you’re an (alpha/beta/omega), I want to know you.”
“I’m tired of dealing with my (heat/rut) alone, could you please help me?”
“I like it when you get jealous/possessive/protective~”
“You know… Next time we have sex… I wouldn’t mind being bitten, we’re practically mates anyway right?”
“Did you bite me?!”
“I have goals in life and I’m not going to let being an (alpha/beta/omega) slow me down!”
“Some days I just want to say ‘fuck biology’ and settle down with a Beta, less drama with them y’know?”
“So I’m not an (alpha/beta/omega), that doesn’t mean we can’t be together!”
“Wow you smell really good today; new perfume/cologne?
“If potential mates can’t handle the fact that we smell like each other because we’re friends then they aren’t worthy mates.”
“Remember those sleepovers we had when we were younger, and we’d whisper about what we thought we’d present as, tease each other about what we thought our mates would be like… We should do that again, we’ve got lots more to whisper about now.”
“Omega’s aren’t slaves and they’re not porcelain dolls!”
“Not all alpha’s are controlling egotistical assholes!”
“The next alpha to look at me like I’m a piece of meat is going to get my foot up their ass.”
“I’m sorry if I freaked you out, I didn’t like the way that (alpha/beta/omega) was looking at you- it creeped me out and I didn’t know if you felt comfortable around them.”
“I don’t care if you do or don’t have a knot, I’m not interested in sex with anyone.”
“You DO realize I’m aromantic, right? I don’t want a mate.”
“Oh gods, did your heat just start?”
“I love how submissive/dominant you are.”
“Can we just cuddle tonight? I want more than just sex with you.”
“Slick tastes really gross, does it taste better to alpha’s/omega’s?”
“Knots sound so scary, are they really worth all the hype…?”
“If you had kids one day what do you hope they’ll be?”
“Can you walk me to my car please/walk me home? I get nervous being alone at night…”
“I want you as my mate.”
“What do I have to do to make her/him/them realize I want her/him/them to claim me?!”
“I still want a wedding.”
“You’re the only (alpha/beta/omega) I trust with this…”
me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends
me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint
Lettering on my iPad Pro. #captainamerica #redskull #hydra #hailhyrda
Agent: Jack's missing, can you find him?
Brock: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Agent: Well, do you?
Brock: …
Brock: Yeah, hang on.
No offense haha but ship W me
are we not gonna talk about rollins watching rumlow’s six or
My muse is sick but refuses to admit it. Inbox me with what your muse does about this
☂ Bulldog-Innit’s Follower Thank You + Giveaway ☂
To say thank you to all of my incredible followers and mates who’ve stayed with me despite all that’s gone on in my life and my (unfortunately frequent) absences, I’m doing a bit bigger giveaway than usual.
Your presence and interactions have truly been a joy for me. I’ve made so many remarkable friends on here, as well has had some tremendously fantastic threads both on here as well as places like Discord and Skype.
To celebrate the winter season and gaining a few hundred new followers over the past few months, here’s what’s up - I’m giving away the following:
Brand new Blu-ray copy of Kingsman: The Golden Circle
25 custom 1.5″ pinback buttons
$30 credit to my Etsy store (opening soon!)
I’m sorry to say that the main drawing is only open to my mates in the United States (just because shipping is sadly *insane*). International followers, please still enter – I’ll still hook you up with some digital goodies (such as a custom layout, promotional graphics, edits, and anything else you’d enjoy. We’ll chat if you do win). If an international user is drawn, that means I’ll draw again until a United States user is chosen.
To enter the giveaway, you must:
Follow me
Reblog this post
Should you win, be willing to provide me with a legitimate mailing address and your name
Feel free to reblog as many times as you’d like (one entry per reblog every 48 hours), but do not spam this post. If you reblog more frequently than that time frame, I’m afraid I’ll have to disqualify you. I want to get the word out and allow folks entries, but let’s be reasonable, yeah? Winners will be selected at random with a generator. The closing date for entries is 30th December 2017 (at 11:59pm CST). Winner will be notified by both tumblr messenger and ask box.
If no response within 72 hours, I will select an alternate winner. (If initial winner contacts me after this period, I will give them a consolation prize of a graphic of some sort. But it’s only fair that there is a limited time to claim the prize.) This process will continue until ultimately the winner is confirmed.
Love to all, and good luck, bruvs! And thanks again for being the best!
Comes off hiatus is busy for the next week
Aaah
Okay I'm here!! Let's do this
❛ you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous. ❜
Random Starters || Accepting@thescarredagent
He grew still as the voice shot through and cut him off, swallowing against the lump in his throat. “Look, I don’t know what you want from me. I dunno what you’re on about.”
Jack’s bored. The only reason the boy isn’t already dead is because he reminds him of a ghost. someone so far in his past that he could hardly recall his face and yet the moment he laid eyes on, ❛Fuck’s your name?❜ it had been so vivid once again. He should have just shot him, still might. ❛So, you’re useless to me?❜ A dangerous question to get wrong.
kink: the fear in a man’s eyes when he knows ur about to hurt him
Cayleigh Elise's Spoopy Fun Starters (Edited)
“What the fuck was that!?”
“Why? Why does any mythical creature do anything weird?”
“That was lame. Very relevant. But still very lame.”
“Welcome, brethren. I have found my fellow screamers.”
“That's South America to your right, and that's uh…R'lyeh there on your left.”
“They're dead. You realize that? This is technically necrophilia.”
“I'm gonna go hide under a blanket with some chocolate and have some fun there.”
“I don't know why I clapped.”
“Caves are kind of like the Earth's assholes, and who knows what's hiding inside of them?”
“The lesson here? Uh, don't be a little asshole!”
“That's not a real baby! Run!”
“Forewarning, it's gonna get gross.”
“I hope you aren't eating. If you are, you might wanna put down your food.”
“Get your head out of the gutter! Not that kind of doll!”
“You think that if I come face to face with eyeless, noseless, drooling Magoo back there, I'm gonna care who the fuck put it there!?”
“You heard me right. Someone thought of this.”
“Oh, I look so pretty right now.”
“You must be a robot. And if that's the case, I await your inevitable takeover. Please don't delete me.”
“That was a joke for all you people who think I'm a narcissistic asshole.”
“I don't think this is going anywhere good.”
“If that isn't fucked up, I don't know that I wanna be on this earth anymore!”
“Carry scissors. Just don't run with them, for the love of all things DUH!”
“How much bigger? This much bigger. Like, Jurassic Park bigger…Like, liopleurodon bigger.”
“It's not your mama, but you can keep crying for her if you want.”
“People like that are kind of horror stories in and of themselves.”
“This may be the most cringe-inducing three minutes of your day.”
“Just a friendly reminder that even when you're trying to treat yo' self, death is always around the corner.”
“I will be on vacation, not scaring the shit out of myself.”
“Is anyone else a little…itchy?”
“I'm just gonna say, I would have already quit at this point. Too much prep work for me.”
“I'm gonna go with the Ouija Board Rule and say it's probs a bad idea to burn it.”
“Just say no to Satan, kids!”
“I guess the dead brother truly was…a holey man.”
“Not like in a sexual way. More like in a ‘I'm gonna suffocate you by sitting on you,’ kind of way.”
“Turn on the lights. Dance your anxiety away, and…Be fabulous!”
“If you got that reference, you're probably as old as me. Or older…Sorry.”
“I've got enough nope in my life without a demon death wish, thank you very much!”
“There is a dead centipede on the ground, and I'm gonna cry.”
“And that is what we shall call her! The Bloop!”
“No seriously, they did. They called it The Bloop.”
“DUH, HELL IS AN ENDLESS PIT OF DEATH AND FIRE!”
“Dammit, there goes plan B. I was totally gonna make a shrine to a creepy possessed doll.”
“Cool. I've always wanted to suffocate and freeze alone in the vacuum of space.”
“If I saw that coming towards me, I'm sorry, I'm probably gonna shit my pants.”
“No. They're not wondering that at all. They're being eaten.”
“Yeah, I'd say that's kind of a jerk move to subject people to a possible death via possessed doll.”
“I feel like this is a thought all mothers have with their children.”
“Am I right, or am I right? Sometimes you're just right!”
“I will refrain from elaborating further, because my goal is not to make you throw up.”
“And you just had to touch the pretty little light!”
“Let's just say that if you saw a body shot of her on Tinder, you would be swiping right.”
“If that doesn't scream serene, I don't know what does!”
“Just because she's left you alone, doesn't mean she's not dangerous.”
“Surely that just makes her exotic.”
“I'm sorry. I just realized how stupid I am.”
“Surprise! I hate babies!”
“Imagine that in your windpipe. Yikes, and ouch, and also…That's what she said.”
“I hear some chanting in there…”
“…Not my ideal way to go out.”
“This sounds like a demonic, less fun version of an invisible petting zoo.”
“Are you comfortable yet? Good.”
“Okay. Really starting to think we should put the house up for sale, guys.”
“No one knows, you dingus. He disappeared.”
“Why!? She's going to eat you!”
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