Cayleigh Elise's Spoopy Fun Starters (Edited)
“What the fuck was that!?”
“Why? Why does any mythical creature do anything weird?”
“That was lame. Very relevant. But still very lame.”
“Welcome, brethren. I have found my fellow screamers.”
“That's South America to your right, and that's uh…R'lyeh there on your left.”
“They're dead. You realize that? This is technically necrophilia.”
“I'm gonna go hide under a blanket with some chocolate and have some fun there.”
“I don't know why I clapped.”
“Caves are kind of like the Earth's assholes, and who knows what's hiding inside of them?”
“The lesson here? Uh, don't be a little asshole!”
“That's not a real baby! Run!”
“Forewarning, it's gonna get gross.”
“I hope you aren't eating. If you are, you might wanna put down your food.”
“Get your head out of the gutter! Not that kind of doll!”
“You think that if I come face to face with eyeless, noseless, drooling Magoo back there, I'm gonna care who the fuck put it there!?”
“You heard me right. Someone thought of this.”
“Oh, I look so pretty right now.”
“You must be a robot. And if that's the case, I await your inevitable takeover. Please don't delete me.”
“That was a joke for all you people who think I'm a narcissistic asshole.”
“I don't think this is going anywhere good.”
“If that isn't fucked up, I don't know that I wanna be on this earth anymore!”
“Carry scissors. Just don't run with them, for the love of all things DUH!”
“How much bigger? This much bigger. Like, Jurassic Park bigger…Like, liopleurodon bigger.”
“It's not your mama, but you can keep crying for her if you want.”
“People like that are kind of horror stories in and of themselves.”
“This may be the most cringe-inducing three minutes of your day.”
“Just a friendly reminder that even when you're trying to treat yo' self, death is always around the corner.”
“I will be on vacation, not scaring the shit out of myself.”
“Is anyone else a little…itchy?”
“I'm just gonna say, I would have already quit at this point. Too much prep work for me.”
“I'm gonna go with the Ouija Board Rule and say it's probs a bad idea to burn it.”
“Just say no to Satan, kids!”
“I guess the dead brother truly was…a holey man.”
“Not like in a sexual way. More like in a ‘I'm gonna suffocate you by sitting on you,’ kind of way.”
“Turn on the lights. Dance your anxiety away, and…Be fabulous!”
“If you got that reference, you're probably as old as me. Or older…Sorry.”
“I've got enough nope in my life without a demon death wish, thank you very much!”
“There is a dead centipede on the ground, and I'm gonna cry.”
“And that is what we shall call her! The Bloop!”
“No seriously, they did. They called it The Bloop.”
“DUH, HELL IS AN ENDLESS PIT OF DEATH AND FIRE!”
“Dammit, there goes plan B. I was totally gonna make a shrine to a creepy possessed doll.”
“Cool. I've always wanted to suffocate and freeze alone in the vacuum of space.”
“If I saw that coming towards me, I'm sorry, I'm probably gonna shit my pants.”
“No. They're not wondering that at all. They're being eaten.”
“Yeah, I'd say that's kind of a jerk move to subject people to a possible death via possessed doll.”
“I feel like this is a thought all mothers have with their children.”
“Am I right, or am I right? Sometimes you're just right!”
“I will refrain from elaborating further, because my goal is not to make you throw up.”
“And you just had to touch the pretty little light!”
“Let's just say that if you saw a body shot of her on Tinder, you would be swiping right.”
“If that doesn't scream serene, I don't know what does!”
“Just because she's left you alone, doesn't mean she's not dangerous.”
“Surely that just makes her exotic.”
“I'm sorry. I just realized how stupid I am.”
“Surprise! I hate babies!”
“Imagine that in your windpipe. Yikes, and ouch, and also…That's what she said.”
“I hear some chanting in there…”
“…Not my ideal way to go out.”
“This sounds like a demonic, less fun version of an invisible petting zoo.”
“Are you comfortable yet? Good.”
“Okay. Really starting to think we should put the house up for sale, guys.”
“No one knows, you dingus. He disappeared.”
“Why!? She's going to eat you!”
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