I'm going crazy about this and need to share my headcanons so I can calm down
Beautiful art belongs to @bayfuzzball7050
Same universe, one teeny tiny difference: William possesses ridiculous God-tier magical abilities. Outfit included 😉
Stronger than Viltrumites, stronger than pretty much everything.
William keeps his powers secret and it's not because he's an asshole. He genuinely likes helping people. He just refuses to work for Cecil who he personally thinks is a complete douchebag.
William knows Mark is Invincible. Duh. Mark thinks he's being subtle, but come on. William figured it out in two seconds. Mysteriously disappearing? Showing up covered in blood like and acting like it's no big deal?
PUH-LEASE.
William's actually offended Mark thinks he's dumb enough to not figure it out.
William just smiles and pretends to believe him. Because he knows exactly what Mark's response would be if he found out....
Mark: "YOU KNEW!?! 🤬🤬 HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY TIMES I'VE GOTTEN MY ASS KICKED!?! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!? 🤬🤬"
Just thinking about it makes William want to hide in a different reality.
After Mark's battle with Omni-Man, he actually dies.
dead dead. 😱☠️
While everyone else is grieving, William quietly revives him. It's like snapping his fingers, super easy, sometimes he wonders why he even bothers with college.
He expects Mark to come back good as new...but unfortunately, resurrecting his best friend accidentally creates a magical bond...Yeah. That means half of William's powers transfer to Mark, replacing his Viltrumite abilities.
Whoops 🤭
Mark wakes up to discover that he's no longer a Viltrumite. He's now a magical boy complete with sparkles ✨ and an outrageously cute outfit that William insists was an accident. Though he does think Mark rocks the new costume better than his old one
Have you seen those legs 🫣😏
Mark is pissed after learning William has secretly been a walking god since they were children. He can't believe William watched him get his ass handed to him repeatedly by every supervillain on Earth and said nothing.
Williams plans to make it up to him by taking him to Burger Mart and a vow they'll go to every planet in existence if it'll shut Mark up.
Mark shuts the hell up.
With no Viltrumite powers to rely on, Mark is forced to let William teach him magic. William is surprisingly good at it, though his explanations often sound like he's discussing one of his classes instead of reality warping.
Mark catches feelings almost immediately. 🩷❤️🥳💘💝
Spending all his time training with William turns out to be insanely bad for his heterosexuality. Amber and Eve who 🤔?
Mark constantly wants to spend time with William because he's hopelessly in love. William assumes it's because Mark just wants to learn more about his powers.
Everyone notices Mark's crush.
Everyone.
Debbie notices. Eve notices. Cecil notices. The only person completely unaware is William.
The story continues the same, except every threat that appears on Earth discovers that fighting two immortal magical boys with reality-altering powers is a dumbass thing to do.
Conquest gets his ass kicked. Thragg gets his ass kicked. Alien invasions turn the hell around as soon as they see those pretty outfits.
Different species decide Earth is not worth the hassle.
William and Mark become infamous throughout the universe. Earth develops a reputation as the planet inhabited by "those two scary magical pretty idiots."
Oh yeah, they're also immortal.
Even after hundreds of years Mark is still hopelessly in love, while William remains oblivious. It takes another four hundred years for William finally realizes that Mark has been into him since highschool.
Mark is pisssssssed that it took William almost a thousand years to realize something literally everyone else figured out in a matter of weeks. William doesn't get why Mark is upset. In his defense, a thousand years isn't actually that long.
Against all logic, Mark and William somehow become even more disgustingly powerful after getting together, ensuring that Earth remains the single worst place in the universe for anyone who wants to pull some crazy shit ✨💕🌸
Im so so flattered you liked this so much I mean it. I have been building some vague story about the magical boys here for a while ngl but I LOVE your interpretation of them ///^_^/// !!! Imagine being conquest and having the guts to tell the regent that there are two weak and silly looking boys protecting earth and those silly pretty boys with the most uncomfortable looking footwear and frilly skirts obliterate you
Literally this. Also I am taking in some oblivious William propaganda 💯
Link to the mark drawing, link to the William drawing
Conquest after returning back to Thragg to let him know know he was demolished by two pretty men and knowing his regent about to beat his ass next:
But seriously, I love love this art and I'm glad you liked my lil ideas lol. Obviously you don't have to, but if you ever have more to share about these two and your concept of them PLEASE drop it. Never knew I needed this until you dropped the Mark art ❤️
I'm going crazy about this and need to share my headcanons so I can calm down
Beautiful art belongs to @bayfuzzball7050
Same universe, one teeny tiny difference: William possesses ridiculous God-tier magical abilities. Outfit included 😉
Stronger than Viltrumites, stronger than pretty much everything.
William keeps his powers secret and it's not because he's an asshole. He genuinely likes helping people. He just refuses to work for Cecil who he personally thinks is a complete douchebag.
William knows Mark is Invincible. Duh. Mark thinks he's being subtle, but come on. William figured it out in two seconds. Mysteriously disappearing? Showing up covered in blood and acting like it's no big deal?
PUH-LEASE.
William's actually offended Mark thinks he's dumb enough to not figure it out.
William just smiles and pretends to believe him. Because he knows exactly what Mark's response would be if he found out....
Mark: "YOU KNEW!?! 🤬🤬 HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY TIMES I'VE GOTTEN MY ASS KICKED!?! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!? 🤬🤬"
Just thinking about it makes William want to hide in a different reality.
After Mark's battle with Omni-Man, he actually dies.
dead dead. 😱☠️
While everyone else is grieving, William quietly revives him. It's like snapping his fingers, super easy, sometimes he wonders why he even bothers with college.
He expects Mark to come back good as new...but unfortunately, resurrecting his best friend accidentally creates a magical bond...Yeah. That means half of William's powers transfer to Mark, replacing his Viltrumite abilities.
Whoops 🤭
Mark wakes up to discover that he's no longer a Viltrumite. He's now a magical boy complete with sparkles ✨ and an outrageously cute outfit that William insists was an accident. Though he does think Mark rocks the new costume better than his old one
Have you seen those legs 🫣😏
Mark is pissed after learning William has secretly been a walking god since they were kids. He can't believe William watched him get his ass handed to him repeatedly by every supervillain on Earth and said nothing.
Williams plans to make it up to him by taking him to Burger Mart and a vow they'll go to every planet in existence if it'll shut Mark up.
Mark shuts the hell up.
With no Viltrumite powers to rely on, Mark is forced to let William teach him magic. William is surprisingly good at it, though his explanations often sound like he's discussing one of his classes instead of reality warping.
Mark catches feelings almost immediately. 🩷❤️🥳💘💝
Spending all his time training with William turns out to be insanely bad for his heterosexuality. Amber and Eve who 🤔?
Mark constantly wants to spend time with William because he's hopelessly in love. William assumes it's because Mark just wants to learn more about his powers.
Everyone notices Mark's crush.
Everyone.
Debbie notices. Eve notices. Cecil notices. The only person completely unaware is William.
The story continues the same, except every threat that appears on Earth discovers that fighting two magical boys with reality-altering powers is a dumbass thing to do.
Conquest gets his ass kicked. Thragg gets his ass kicked. Alien invasions turn the hell around as soon as they see those pretty outfits.
Different species decide Earth is not worth the hassle.
William and Mark become infamous throughout the universe. Earth develops a reputation as the planet inhabited by "those two scary magical pretty idiots."
Oh yeah, they're also immortal.
Even after hundreds of years Mark is still hopelessly in love, while William remains oblivious. It takes another four hundred years before William finally realizes that Mark has been into him since highschool.
Mark is pisssssssed that it took William almost a thousand years to realize something literally everyone else figured out in a matter of weeks. William doesn't get why Mark is upset. In his defense, a thousand years isn't actually that long.
Against all logic, Mark and William somehow become even more disgustingly powerful after getting together, ensuring that Earth remains the single worst place in the universe for anyone who wants to pull some crazy shit ✨💕🌸
Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face
shane hollander lost his virginity in his own home in his own bed with the fire place lit and mood lighting on to the man he loves asking still okay? every five seconds and dick so good he came hands-free after getting his ass ate and railed both from the front and back.
Ilya: No. We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after. And then, when you have been waiting aaaalll night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, Maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
i actually really love that yuna is the one shit talking other hockey players and focusing on the money and importance of what shane being on the ice means, and she is highlighted as the biggest fan of the team shane plays for, while david is the one who scolds her for swearing in a restaurant and just wants to hear about shane’s day.
it’s subtle but it really does make heated rivalry stand out from almost any other piece of media about sports. constantly there is a man (a father or a father figure usually) fighting for their younger prodigy to realize how much they’re worth and how much this really means while their mother is the grounding figure who wants to know how their day went outside of sports and what’s going on with the relationships in their lives. it’s actually kind of groundbreaking i don’t think i’ve seen it literally anywhere else.
that’s also why i think it was important, and honestly the best outcome for shane, for david to find out about ilya and shane first rather than yuna. shane freaking out and saying ‘oh my god my mom’ wasn’t just him freaking out over needing to come out to both his parents, it was him freaking out about telling his mentor, manager, biggest supporter of his hockey career AND his mom that he was sleeping with the enemy. for a decade
