Diamond Cornelius

the official blog of Diamond Cornelius

[akizuke]

my name is diamond cornelius.

[akizuke]

im going to throw up omg. this beautiful antique chaise ive cherished since i was like 16 was getting a little shabby so i decided to reupholster it but the fabric i ordered is WAY more shockingly, upsettingly metallic than it looked online, also it took a month to ship and i realized i ordered like a quarter yard less than i needed to. but since it took so long i dont wanna order more. so do i just slap some red velvet on there and lean into the bizarre tacky throne type of vibe? i could put gold leaf on the wood. make this thang weird looking as fuck. before and right now.....

[akizuke]

actually ridiculous how none of my friends seem to have aged out of sorority girl liquor and im the bitch bringing my own stupid little four pack of unsweetened vodka seltzers like a grandma. can we please drink like grownups oh my goddddd i will get a headache. do u not care about my headache.

[akizuke]

cannot fucking stand fruity candy if im being honest. it tastes really garish and obnoxious to me. its like eating polyester.

[akizuke]

ive gotten like. dangerously addicted to cheap and free architectural salvage since our offer was accepted and im hoarding paint chips, im SO EXCITED all i spend my time on is researching diy projects and shit and i realized i know MULTIPLE homeowners with white walls and boob lights. why would you fucking buy a place and let it look like a rental...?! deeply alien mindset to me. and dont say its money literally every one of them is richer than me and im hauling off free shit to do this.

[akizuke]

the chips in question.

[akizuke]

ive gotten like. dangerously addicted to cheap and free architectural salvage since our offer was accepted and im hoarding paint chips, im SO EXCITED all i spend my time on is researching diy projects and shit and i realized i know MULTIPLE homeowners with white walls and boob lights. why would you fucking buy a place and let it look like a rental...?! deeply alien mindset to me. and dont say its money literally every one of them is richer than me and im hauling off free shit to do this.

[akizuke]

omg im gonna cry i found a fb marketplace listing for ALL the stain grade trim pulled out of a 1100sqft house for TWENTY DOLLARS i was like say less!!! pulled up in my dinky lil forester and had to load it basically on top of me sticking out the windows blocking my view of the road nails in my face for the whole 45min drive but i was like oh well! then i get home to my 1bd apartment and im like. hm okay this may be a problem.

[boringkate]

Every homeless person you see on the streets has been put there by force or the threat of force by the police to protect the profits of landowners and landlords and less directly to act as an example and threat for workers who might otherwise be less willing to accept unjust wages and working conditions.

[akizuke]

would pointed arches kill my resale value or are enough goths going to be entering the market in a few years

[akizuke]

also we got like 200sqft of 16x16 stone-look tile for FREE !!!!!! which is going to look AMAZING in the kitchen but i was so hyped for pennyround tile in the bathrooms. but it would be stupid to waste any of this free shit so. im trying to come up with anywhere else this tile would look okay so that i can have my precious pennyrounds. probably not though.

[akizuke]

really fucking interested in this table-to-vessel-sink-vanity diy since we'll need to replace the half bath vanity anyway due to the free mold that came w the place. could look sexy (if done w dark wood and a more interesting bowl, not this modern farmhouse dogshit) and seems much cheaper than buying even a used vanity from habitat if i could get away w refinishing a cheapo marketplace table and drilling a thrifted bowl for the vessel the only things id actually have to buy new would be the plumbing parts and waterproof sealer stuff. however i have no idea how to do plumbing of any kind and a vessel sink seems extremely difficult to clean.

[cloevr]

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

[cloevr]

i hope you witness 1000 breasts

[jeekoftheweek]

[energyprison]

An obituary for pjackk was posted in the new york times but nobody not one person read it

[mousemilf]

the glasses saga comes to a comfortable end

[akizuke]

packing up the decor off my walls bcs im too hype to move i need to pack something unnecessary to my daily life and DAMN i am so chic i have such great taste. my decor is awesome.

[cpagliahater]

looks can be this evening...