yeah I like the muppet NEETs what about it

+18/nsfw ososan blog | no minors no blm@tsu no proship please fuck off | oc x canon content mostly | follows/likes from mokii639

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they're both such cringefailures i love them together miyuki x karamatsu (idk why i had the "shorter lesbian holding taller lesbian" meme image in mind when thinking of them but somehow it fits)

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To all the ososan self/yume shippers and fan artists you're all great I love looking at your stuff glad I'm not alone in liking these six idiots despite everything

[chockmatsu]

GUYS SO THIS BRAND ONKYO IS DOING AN OSOSAN COLLAB TO MAKE WIRELESS MATSU EARBUDS AND THEY HAVE CUSTOM MATSU VOICE LINES FOR STUFF LIKE BLUETOOTH AND I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS WORTH TRANSLATING UNTIL I READ KARA’S LINES anyways i did some translations for everyone to enjoy! ALSO KARA’S POSE IS SO CUTE IM SCREAMING YELLING HIS LITTLE HIP THRUST IM CRYING

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10 and 6 for ask about your OC post!

oh god i had to go search which one of the two i posted was it that had numbers 10. Aoi has a scar on the back of her head from when she was in high school from a fight with Akane (she accidentally fell down the stairs, I will eventually expand on this); it's basically the whole reason why Akane avoids her because she feels like it was her fault althought Aoi doesn't blame her for it. Akane's wounds heal fast and clean for some reason so there isnt much to see aside from her knees which she kept scraping as a kid. Miyuki has a lot of stretch marks from losing weight and her growth spurt in high school. Mizuki has none because his face and body are too important for his job so he takes a lot of care of himself.

6. Akane hated her body because she kept being compared to Aoi who has always been fitter than her, but after spending time online and seeing/drawing lots of curvy people she went "actually, you know what? I'm hot AND fat" which is why she doesnt hide her body that much and struts it around. It took her a VERY, VERY long time to get to that mindset, though, and her insecurities pop up from time to time. Her hair is also dry as hell and she doesn't take much care of it, so she just ties it out of the way out of laziness. Has considered cutting it before, but in the end she usually changes her mind. The closest she has gotten was the fuckass bangs she got one drunken night; the next morning when she realized how shit she looked it put her off of cutting her own hair ever again. Aoi, despite being a public figure on social media, doesn't have too many issues with how she looks like. The only thing she'd actually change is probably the aforementioned scar on the back of her head, it kinda shows a bit when she wears her hair up which is why she avoids it as much as possible although it's not like she can see it. It's just that whenever she ties her hair up she feels it with either the brush or her hands and it brings her bad memories. Oh, and she also wants to stop smoking because "it's not cute!". Should be for her health, but at least she has a reason to quit... For Miyuki... it's complicated. She hates being so tall and her stretch marks, which is why he hides her body a lot. Also dislikes how big their chest is but doesn't bother to get a new bra fitted because that'd mean someone has to see them in their underwear and no thank you. But being as tall as she is has its advantages... people don't bother her as much since she looks a bit menacing even if she's actually an anxious mess which makes her a bit braver when going outside. Mizuki loves himself. He thinks he's perfect. He also thinks his little sister is perfect and should love herself more. He is very positive for some reason, although he does his best to hide his freckles on his chest. Maybe he is more self-conscious than he lets show...?

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akane and ichimatsu being cute... they make life slightly more bearable

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- (...) today was a beautiful day.

(finally made art of the namesake of this blog, "Last Resort" by Ayase from YOASOBI)

the more i draw akane the fluffier her hair gets idk why but im not complaining

timeline wise this would be after season 4, Akane's mental breakdown (tm). Worry not, Aoi gets to her in time and Akane stays with her for a year as she undergoes treatment, then comes back for the summer festival (i want to draw her in a yukata). After that is when the whole shipping happens etc

[akkislastresort]

more akaichi nasties because i was bored glasses and no glasses because i liked how both looked

(it's consensual.)

[laluce1999]

How I be moving lately

[akkislastresort]

woag... ichiboner i am not sorry. also im sad that i had to censor because i dont wanna get banned but I GAVE HIM SUCH A CUTE TUMMY AAAGGGGGHH just trust me. anyways. akane and ichimatsu going at it.

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OKAY SO

ososan -dead or work- psvita game arrived the other day and i just found my charger like 30 minutes ago would ANYONE be interested in my opinions on the game or like a playthrough or something idfk (i already saw a review that said it sucked complete ass and honestly it checks out) keeping in mind my japanese reading knowledge is that of a toddler it will likely suck and i'll have to use DeepL if anything i'll just post funny things i see in it

[fic-dumpster]

[akkislastresort]

eventually i'll draw nasty stuff... eventually this was supposed to be a blog for that only but i ended up turning it into an osmt sideblog but tbh i only want adults to interact with this side of my art so that works for me again, minors and inc*st likers please go away, thank you

[akkislastresort]

when you have friends in common...

[coryphaeus-of-god]

having multiple self inserts for the same fandom / universe

[choukeimutual]

osomatsu-san was like what if we made our recurring themes dicks and pussy and dicks and pussy and dicks and pussy and the looming fear of being left behind and ending up alone while everyone else is moving forwards without you and dick and pussy and d

[quietwingsinthesky]

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

[akkislastresort]

finally got around to drawing references for these assholes... my current OCmatsus who for some reason are all themed around social media and the entertainment industry (imagine there's social commentary here, I dont know)

Akane (she/her) moved to Akatsuka a year ago. She's a Vtuber that streams suggestive art. (After a mental health episode she moves back with Aoi for some time, then comes back and is receiving help. That's when she develops a crush on Ichimatsu. Sadly, having bad taste in men cannot be treated.) Meets the sextuplets at the season 4 ramen stall, drunk off her ass, and starts a fistfight with Osomatsu for being too loud.

Aoi (she/her) lives somewhere else (I'll eventually make something up), takes like 1 hour in train from Akatsuka (lives with her boyfriend, her high school sweetheart). She's a social media influencer, focusing mostly on fashion and lifestyle stuff (Todomatsu follows her). Meets the sextuplets when she's searching for her sister during her mental health episode, Osomatsu mixes her up with Akane (bro. You're a sextuplet. How can you not tell apart twins. Anyways.). She thinks the Matsunos are cute in a pathetic, wet cat way.

Miyuki (she/they) has lived in Akatsuka her whole life, went to high school with the sextuplets and had a crush on Karamatsu because he was shy like her and found him adorable... so you can imagine the whiplash when she sees him around again. (But now she thinks he's hot, which is worse. All these people have terrible taste.) She's an ASMRtist and met Akane online when she was looking for someone to design her online persona.

Mizuki (he/him) dropped out of high school on his last year. He took advantage of his extreme charisma and good looks when he got scouted as part of an underground idol boyband until he got bored, then became a host when he turned 21. He enjoys his job (loves talking to and meeting new people, he's extremely social despite having terrible memory for names and faces; travels a lot with his friends) and sadly also has the hots for Karamatsu because apparently bad taste is hereditary in his family. He's extremely doting of his little sister and always inviting himself to her apartment unnanounced whenever his schedule is free. Doesn't remember the sextuplets from high school because he was busy going through his rebel phase and skipping school.