chillin like a villian

LA | tumblr est. 07/2010 since everyone asks, my url is my initials

[harlecore]

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

its july 4th alexa post founding fathers pajama party

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

[thyrell]

*throws a flashbang into this room and locks the door*

[thyrell]

just learned op is an unironic founding fathers fan so im throwing another one in through the window

[orlandobloomers]

giving gifts stresses me out

getting gifts stresses me out

what a bizarre fucking holiday

there is a tree in my house

[thursday]

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[pictures-of-dogs]

pov you are a fish or perhaps a berry

[apas-95]

taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a  microscope to put a tiny cone on him

[deejay]

[glumshoe]

why would you make counterfeit tumblr screenshots

like I literally never made this post, I know nothing about Pokemon, if Bulbasaur ever saved my life it’s news to me

[theoriginalmadlad]

apparently @sketiana is the original poster

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

im in cross site witness protection

[blackvelvetofnight]

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

[transexuality]

[rabbiteclair]

nvm Google won't let me have fun anymore

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

[wenellyb]

[branwyn-says]

[slowspinningredemption]

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[themikeydunn]

Literally me

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[phoebusbridgers]