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[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[al-music]

Which one of "Weird Al" Yankovic's band members is your favourite?

Jon Bermuda Schwartz

Steve Jay

Jim "Kimo" West

Rubén Valtierra

Voting ended onMay 22

[al-music]

To those that have watched both, which do you prefer: Al TV or Al Music?

Al TV

Al Music

Voting ended onMay 9

[al-music]

[al-tv]

[al-music]

Be honest: do you think the song "Albuquerque" is overrated?

Yes, Albuquerque is way overrated

No, Albuquerque is not overrated

Nuance (Say in notes)

Voting ended onApr 20

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[ilikecrocssuckit]

I don't know if she has Tumblr, but I think this wonderful oddball artist would be very welcome here.

[thegreygamer]

we should make weird al president he'd fix everything

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[dailyankovic]

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[dreadwedge]

i found a Weird Al in the woods and took it home. it was injured so i kept it in a shoebox lined with scientific literature and fed it goat's milk and eary 200s pop hits. it didnt make a noise for the first week. but as i nursed it back to health its broken accordion started to heal and occasionally i would hear it humming. Sometimes, after it had grown comfortable around me, i would take it out of the shoebox and let it sit on my shoulder while we watched old episodes of House MD. It would yap at the TV whenever someone with curly hair appeared on the screen. It must have been lonely.

The first parody it ever sang was a version of Since You've Been Gone but with the words "Since You've Been Gone" replaced with "Prion Disease". It wasn't the sharpest lyricist in the world, but i still cried with joy. It was bittersweet too, of course. I knew that original work was a sure sign that the day was approaching when I would have to release my friend back into its natural habitat.

Not a month later, that's exactly what I did. It was tentative at first, but after a few minutes of investigation it scurried away into the blackberry bushes. I stayed until the sound of its accordion grew too distant to make out. That night I cried again. I would miss my friend.

I still walk in those woods. Just the other day, I had a visitor join me for a hike. I was sitting down on a bench to take a dink from my water bottle when I heard a familiar tune from somewhere above my head. "Prion Disease". But there had been two voices, singing in harmony. I looked up, and sure enough, there in the tree branches were two curly mops of hair. My Weird Al had found a mate, and thought it our song. I felt so proud.